White People

So I guess the memes are out, apparently its now officially known whites can't cook or eat good, discuss.

I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

White people can't coo-

only anglosphere cucks would find indian cousin good, since youre is even shittier than litteral poo.

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White people also understand the actual workings of spices and how our tongues translate them into taste

>leaf

non-whites bewildered by science, you don't say

What excactly is that kind of meat?
Looks good, though.

>tfw white
>tfw cajun
>tfw the only niggers who've ever eaten my cooking say my food is too hot/spicy
>tfw have GERD from how much I put on my food

but whites literally killed each other en masse just to get spices

>White people invented fucking curry because the shitskins couldn't.

Oh god did he turn a fucking lathe into a grill? Fucking genius. I am still using the pto hooked up to a shit ton of pulleys to make it slow as fuck when I grill. Time to buy me a lathe.

Looks like pork. You probably wouldn't like it.

NICE
PASTA
FAGGOT

This a really weird American meme.

American food is pretty famous for being meh.

The weird thing though is that black American food is REALLY famous for being both childish and extemely fattening, crude junk food.

They literally serve Macaroni and Cheese at their restaurants. I'm not making that shit up. I saw it when I was in NYC.

When you fail at life as hard as Africans have you got to have something I suppose.

Meanwhile all those dumbfucks eat food Europeans invented and they claim WE WUZ CULINARY KANGS N SHEIT

Can't the niggers invent fucking anything? (other than peanut butter and the super soaker)

Niggers buy cheap shit meat, over cook it, and cover it in spices and hotsauce to cover up the fact that what little flavor the meat had has been compelety cooked out.
They won't eat a medium rare premium cut of meat, if you take them to a restaurant they will order a high quality cut well done and request hotsauce and ketchup. Then complain that white people food has no flavor.

>implying it's not the msg

I honestly cannot understand how any white person stands brown people food. How is every spice in existence mixed together in every dish edible? What is good about tacos and burritos?

>scientists
>subhumans automatically assumes its whites

Youre goddamn right.

I'm a Tejano dating a white girl...the other day this bitch tried to feed me BAKED CHICKEN and WHITE RICE. The fuck?

>slaves
>not being told what to cook and how to cook it

yup, blackies invented food and were given the freedom to be magicians in massa's kitchen

>What is good about tacos and burritos?

What you know about Tacos being in Canada is trash, just a trash

>"scientists"
>indian food is delicious
>being one of the news orgs that calls other news fake news

Gas everyone, please

But it's burnt, senpai.

kek

I should have accepted modship back in 2005 so I could ban these boring repeat bait threds via word filters

charred on the outside succulent on the inside is how it looks

I see what you did there.

To be fair a lot of white men really can't cook, about half or so I'd say. On the other hand, the best chefs in the world ARE white men. As for the white women, sadly, I only have negative things to say... If they are under 50. There are LOADS of white women in their 20's-40's who don't know how to make hard-boiled eggs, and one cuntflap I met honestly didn't know eggs came from chickens. She was an atheist, mind you, but even that's no excuse. I've never met any niggers, male nor female that can cook. they just like to pretend for attention (like everything else with them). Maybe the mexicans win the cook off of humanity because I've never saw a spic bitch that COULDN'T cook? Shame us evil white men might like tacos and burritos but not all day, every day

This. I was amazed when i found out how much bouillon cubes were used south of the border all the way down to SA.

Indian "food" isn't food its street shit put into a bowel.

White food is ass. The only good european food is from brownish looking people.

now it's food
tomorrow dicks (openly joking everywhere)
then neandhertal will catch on
then that we are stupid and inferior

Of course we can't cook.

But we have more choices in restaurants than any place on earth.

Oh, and """""Indian""""" restaurants in Europe are way better than what the Indians eat themselves.

Disgusting carcinogen shit

What about
Pot roast, cheese burgers, schnitzel, corn beef hash, omeletes, chili, BBQ, stuffing, a ton of soups, pretzels, potato chips, pastries, several different types of breads, and more.

I guess you could consider things like Spaghetti and pizza as "brownish people" food. Even with that in mind are you seriously saying all of the food I listed is ass? Go be a fag somewhere else.

>a leaf

This bewilders me, saying white people can't cook or eat good food is so obviously false its on the same level as saying the sky is neon green.

Put some El Tapatio on it, and call it good.

Reposting the same thing every four hours -- even if you change the wording -- is spam.

Hory shit, been there bro.

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they think mac n cheese is a real dish. they serve that shit at christmas dinner and shit

Well, the word is well. Stick a gun under your chin.

Don't talk shit about rice

White people just hate good food.

Habib ROUS

They didn't invent peanut butter though, central americans did.

>white people can't cook
this niggers don't know what cooking is.

one of these is considerably easier to make than the other, and considering the fact that one picture includes sauce cups, I'd say one was done in a professional setting, whilst the other is done after a long day at work.

>cajuns
>heat spicy

Please the only heat you know is when you fuck your coon hound.

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Nah, been to mexico and they make it with good beef and fresh vegetables, whites make it with shitty ground beef and throw some shredded cheese and lettuce with a tap of sauce and call it a day.

Find me ONE world-renowned nigger chef.

So you've been to a restaurant in Mexico that makes tacos?

>Indian food
>delicious
So they also enjoy stuff shooting out of their asses.

Well yeah, to make american tacos you just need to chuck shit from a bag into the shell or hard tortilla or whatever and it tastes either really bland or just like ass.

However, america prides itself on "fast food". Ever been to any corner taqueria in Mexico? You get your order in like a minute. Even if its a place with waiters and stuff, it's still incredibly fast.

You can make sauces and tacos like that yourself at home; it's relatively easy as long as you know how to cook the meat, which isn't difficult either. Plus they're much more healthier even if they might look greasy at times.

I agree in that sometimes you come home from work and all you wanna do is grab whatever and eat it because you're tired and hungry.

if you read "scientists" and automatically think "white people," you should realize how unaccomplished your race is.

Do brown people not like the taste of meat?

As a californian, I can objectively say you are full of shit.

Fucking hate this meme. I can out cook my wife's Germanic mother and get nominated for every family function to cook the main dish. And I love my food spicy as fuck.

This, real tacos require like 6-8 to properly feed you
>t. skeletor, called an "organ" by a pissed off /r9k/ fatty

>And I love my food spicy as fuck.

What, you put mayonnaise on that shit, f'am?

>I love my food spicy as fuck.

Both look disgusting

>Americans
>white

The good food is hidden, my next gookfriend will have a taste of my roastbeef.

Try to be nice to another race they decide your niceness is an admission of their superiority .

>indian food
>delicious

I don't understand where this meme comes from. Did nobody here have colonial ancestors?

>tfw making the rendang spicy af

>bowel
Subtle

Kek

Indian food literally tastes like puke

The fuck do ypu mean white people can't cook.
What about french and italian cuisine, widely regarded as one of the best in the world, white cuisine is also hungarian cuisine which is fucking amazing and slavic one which is a bit high in fat maybe but also quite good and countless others
And what do niggers eat, fucking mac 'n' cheese thats not a gourmet meal is it

i never really got this meme, americans must really suck at cooking, we have italian and french cuisine from eu which are very popular worldwide

2/8 b8 kill yourself race mixing scum

Better then fucking meatloaf and tuna casserole

t. know Idea what he's talking about
Yes good goys, Date spics and Asians.

>nigs think whites cannot spice their food
>popeyes, KFC, church's, zaxby's, and chick-fil-a all founded and owned by white people

Nigger, please.

>good beef

No such thing here. We export all the good meat and we end up eating all the cardboard.

That's probably why we come up with so many ridiculous dishes, it's the only way to make it edible. Like that webm of that woman making some sort of maruchan + doritos soup, we have low quality ingredients.

Kek always a blast to read a Canadian post
Nice one man :)

Quite a bar you've set there.

>eats white food
>uses white language
>types in white made software
>watches white dominated cooking channels
>LMAO WHITES CANT COOK FO SHIT
whats the matter, your kangs and queens and BBC theories kinda fell through?

I noticed that mods keep deleting these threads. Is it because it's about cooking?

If I was a cumskin I wouldn't be able to stay at home for the holidays, such terrible food.

>that nig turkey

dumping a pound of Adobo on everything isn't "seasoning"

What's that tool they used to pull the meat apart?! I want one! I've been wanting to pull my chicken and pork since forever!

The meme comes from the fact that brown skins have historically been so poor that they couldn't afford decent-quality food, and so needed to drown it in seasonings in order to mask the rotten flavor. They carried this habit of overseasoning into the present day even when most people can afford non-spoiled food, and so have become used to eating food of which the seasoning is all they can taste.

Really, when cooking, you shouldn't need any flavoring other than what the fresh ingredients you're using provide, and maybe a little salt.

Mods are buttblasted white boys that's why, these are perfectly fine threads that have zero reason to be deleted; yet the nigger, muzzie hate, and poo in loo threads always stay.

>Better then fucking meatloaf and tuna casserole
lets list all the negro cultural dishes
1. pigfeet
2.????

I guess Slavs aren't white after all :^)

N A T U R A L F L A V O R

>injected

God I love being white. B-but my only regret is... that my food isn't seasoned to death like Indian food. Should I end my life now?

underrated

EY NIGGA DAT BE GOOD JUST PUT SOME HOTSAWS ON IT XDDDD

Could you go be a leaf somewhere else?
We don't like your kind 'round here maple nigger

Yum ... cilantro salad.

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