Give me a reason not to move here

[Camden Miller]

Give me a reason not to move here

[Lincoln Edwards]

getting filled with commiefornians

[Dominic Perry]

It's full of rural and suburban retards.

[Parker Green]

Stop moving to Oregon.

[David White]

Portland

[Justin Taylor]

Hipsters.

[Angel Gomez]

Most of Oregon is good, but don't move to Portland. It brings down the rest of the state.

[Aaron Ortiz]

Everything east of Portland is fine

[Nathaniel Garcia]

Because of Portland

[Adam Ortiz]

Full of fags and hipsters.
And the weather is so weak that no one develops any sort of balls

"Cascadia" is literally the definition of "limp-wristed"