Give me a reason not to move here

Give me a reason not to move here

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getting filled with commiefornians

It's full of rural and suburban retards.

Stop moving to Oregon.

Portland

Hipsters.

Most of Oregon is good, but don't move to Portland. It brings down the rest of the state.

Everything east of Portland is fine

Because of Portland

Full of fags and hipsters.
And the weather is so weak that no one develops any sort of balls

"Cascadia" is literally the definition of "limp-wristed"

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Portland

Its full of godless liberal faggots, high cost of living, can't even pump your own gas.

I like Oregon. Even Portland.

I haven't formalized my thoughts on social paradoxes (and maybe paradox isn't even the right word), but I have some unorganized observations.

One of them is this: Portland is actually a great place for the libertarian-minded. In Portland, people do not judge each other. You never really have to worry about looking good or dressing properly. People will leave you in peace. Also, drug use isn't as policed as it is elsewhere. And pretty much everyone there smokes weed & tobacco. Want to bring your dog into the cafe? You could get away with it. It is somewhat paradoxical to think that Portland is perhaps the best city for a libertarian in the US because there are so many non-libertarians in the city. But that is how things work out sometimes.

Feel free to ask any questions about Portland by the way.

It'd take years, Macedonian.

Why does it look like Europe so much?

Cascadia subduction zone

Portland is probably one of the most Europeanish cities in the US. It's liberal. Casual sex is rampant. People smoke. And the locals are very protective, and oppose corporate intrusions. For example, Portland adopted Uber very late, and it was a hard battle for Uber to win. The locals were radically supportive of their shitty Radiocab service. In that sense it has a European feel. Protective, liberal, and policing is kept to a minimum. Bums are more or less allowed to camp on sidewalks, e.g..

It's part of the US, all they do better than the countries that surround you is their PR.

Fuck off we're full.

they don't need more japanese people desu

EASTERN WASHINGTON AND OREGON EXISTS YOU FUCKING LEAFNIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How are gun laws?

Who gives a shit? Move there if you want, faggot.

SHALL

We hate everyone and want you to stay away.

"Oh my god stop moving here!"
"Why do we only have a three lane highway?!"
Also people don't know how to drive in heavy rain here. Like what.

WA is pretty cozy, desu
>muh kombucha
>muh craft food culture
>muh legal weed
A lot of liberals, and passive-aggression due to unemployment, though.

FUCK OFF WERE FULL FUCKING COMMIEFORNIAN PIECE OF SHIT.

Good, we have Concealed Cary here and everyone I know is packing more guns than household members.

portland

Because it's a judgement free zone :^)
Do whatever you want, dude.
Fuck men. Do drugs all day. Who cares, maaaan

fuck off we're full!

Was born n raised in Portland and it's not so bad. Cost to live has gone up a ton and traffic is terrible, weather also not amazing if you like sun. Very seasonal however.

Nice

>gunsandammo.com/network-topics/culture-politics-network/best-states-for-gun-owners-2015/
>28. Oregon
>Oregon’s “shall issue” CCW law ranked 38th in the U.S. but only because of poor reciprocity. The state has relatively strong use-of-force laws and preempts cities and towns from passing their own restrictions on gun owners. NFA items are legal as long as federal law is followed, and the state places no restrictions on tactical-looking firearms or magazines.
>The bad news is that a bill was just passed by the legislature and signed by Gov. Kate Brown that will require background checks to be performed on firearm transfers among private individuals.

I would wager the Oregon Coast is one of the most beautiful places in the world, but it's very coastal, not tropical or beach like. Think rain forest mountains meets ocean.

You could die of dysentery

BACK TO COMMIEFORNIA!

Man, I'm kicking smokes and sucking on a robots dick for my fix and this is just fucking pissing me off.
We need to get rid of flags. Seeing fucking Canadians and Macedonians even speak the name of my state is throwing me into a cold sweat. Not kidding.
Fuck off, we're full, and I don't even like you talking about the place.
Seriously taking deep breath. Stay the fuck away from here.

You could die of dying too you stupid Mongol fuck.

Also, the weed, beer, and food make it more of a destination than it used to be.

Do you go to Burrito Boy often?

oh man, can that just let go soon and drop all that land held up only by tension of the tectonic plates, right into the ocean please?

Burrito boy a shit these days
The wife broke up with the guy and had him deported
El super is better

Portland's food scene is seriously underrated. Better than NYC, desu

Not gonna lie though, I hate the style of the girls here. Too hipster/goth/hippie and they all seem to blend together. Cool if you like tats, combat boots, and hemp purses I guess.

No. I never go to Eugene anymore, but it's mine.
Capitol city nigga here.
Love my state.

>$20 vegan snack wraps are great guys!

Because it's a herb used in pizza sauce

kek
noice

$15 entrees with fresh, local produce that best anything from NYC's
>muh authentic Italian hurr durr
ftw

Don't correct him

I just want to sa ge this thread. We don't need any more exposure.
If you love your state.
SA GE, not Sup Forums related!
I will no longer relpy, and bu mp this shit.

Literally nothing wrong with Portland except newfags.

Our godawful governor has declared the entire state to be a sanctuary state. Prepare yourself for the brown flood.

The i inevitable eruption of yellowstone

Jeepers, better get a gun, m8

Moved here from Argentina. Legally. 10/10, relatively high (31/h) paying job, and a husband, two years later. OR is my new home for life.

Meth, cucks, old hippies

I'm hoping soon

Portland.

living the dream. gay man moves to OR gets a husband

Trump will defund the state of that happens

underrated

Portlandfag here.

1. If you move to Portland there's high rent and tons of whiny millennial SJWs and hipsters.
2. It's rainy

Beside from that I like the rest of the state.

I moved from Oregon to Arizona.

Arizona is way better. Better weather, better gun laws, etc.

Oregon is a nanny state. You can't even pump your own gasoline in Oregon. Here people pay thousands of dollars for something and then they can't even do the upkeep and maintenance themselves. Ridiculous.

The reasoning behind the law is that allegedly it makes gas stations safer. Give me a break. The people hired to pump gas are these absolute white trash inbreeds, I know if I were a woman I wouldn't feel safe being alone around one of them at night at a gas station.

It's a good place, ourside Portland the state is 90% rural, but in a decade or so it will become an extension of California like WA is now
>be liberal cuck
>live in CA where the cost of living is absurd (50k minimum to survive)
>use mom and dads money to get a liberal arts degree in muslum women's underwater basket weaving
>no jobs for such
>move to Seattle because it's slightly cheaper and too I'm lazy to go further out places like Mississippi where it actually is cheap
>every other muslum women's underwater basket weaving expert has also moved to Seattle and now Seattle is just as expensive and liberal as living in CA
>move to Portland Oregon soon after

>El super diarrhea
tried once, still sausage boy burrito for life

>TFW any moment everything you own can get destroyed in less than a minute.

>paying $6.50 for a lousy breakfast burrito
Even burrito amigos is better

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL.

Honestly though, it's a beautiful place. Snowing right now.

But FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL

I actually laughed. Thank you so much. I've been so down these past couple of weeks, and your vargpost just picked my spirits right up! Maybe my wife will come back! things are def gon' be O.K.!

>godawful "governor"

Holy fuck this, for those not in the know i.e. her voters
>appointed by outgoing governor a month after he won re-election, but stepped away fearing corruption charges
>first public address as governor address her sexuality, Bi btw
>Claims to be a victim of domestic assault mid debate
>"traumatized" in said debate by her opponents opinion

The ride never ends in the Willamette valley...

>not using boy/amigos interchangeably
sup student scum

Ridiculous taxes, state govt is ruled by Portland fuckwits

...

Burrito amigos is a completely different resturant, fithly transplant scum

Fucking leaf acting like he knows anything

>Taxes.
>Oregon.

No snow here in the metro area.

Jesus Portland is worse than I thought

Not only that but he's a qt bearmode gent with a very prominent red beard, a round, solid gut, and overall solid core/structure. Everything a young lad living in Buenos Aires ever dreamed of desu senpai

>white guys
>rape
Chose one

LOL
God love ya.
hahahaha

Washington and Oregon are always going to be defined by Seattle and Portland