Be russian

grim

Jesus that is depressing

>be roach
>cosplay as a german on a rastafarian voo doo doll making help line

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>be german
>create euro
>2 DM = 1 euro
>wages instantly cut in half, number wise
>prices stay the same (just switch the DM signs for €)
>we economic powerhouse now

everything except the car looks normal to me

looks comfy af

Chernogorsk looks great in the winter.

Looks like Wisconsin to me
best state in the union
lets go fishing
>but its -2 out here
don't care
at least im not in Illinois anymore

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