DUDE RADIATION LMAO

Did you know weed cures radiation, Sup Forums?

I'm assuming this is satire

It may be accurate, but misleading. Hemp grows large and quickly, and would technically absorb radiation. The misleading part is the claim the hemp absorbs radiation more than any other plant, which is not true.

Remember, radiation is essentially little particles which are split off from radioactive atoms. If you start growing hemp around these radioactive atoms, they will get in the way of the beta or alpha radiation and thus stop the particle from continuing to travel. Like I said, since hemp grows so quickly, it can be ready in a very short amount of time, which is a bonus. Could any other plant work? Sure, but it'd take longer for those plants to grow and multiply. Hemp also grows very tall. so it blocks a large area off.

So the hemp would contain the particles and then what do you do with the hemp if it's still dangerous? Genocide Colorado with it?

also when it absorbs it and then dies and decays back into the ground it just releases it.

I expected a Canadian flag.

I thought mushrooms were the actual ideal radiation scrubbers

>German humor

I'm serious, Pablo. What do you do with tons of radioactive hemp?

You turn it in to hash oil, it fucking cures cancer so it basicaly shuts off the radioactive atoms YOU FUCKING MUSLIM GERMAN SCUM !!!