It is time! The restoration of the great Kalmar union, a new nordic Reich is imminent. Individually we are just a bunch of weak countries with little to zero influence in european and global politics, but together we would be a super power. A modern day Kalmar union would be Europe's largest country, with a population of around 30 million, and a gdp above many. as well as a seat in the G20.
We have similar language, history, culture. so why should we not?
Iceland Norway Sweden Denmark Greenland Faroe Islands Finland ((((((maybe estonia we can consider))))))
we could annex karelia and the Kola peninsula from russia, this would secure the Sámi culture as well and also orkney islands
if its wanted, scotland and Minnesota can join the great union too
Juan Smith
No Denmark this time.
>genocide norwegians >norwegians keel over >genocide Swedes >swedes resist >union falls
Carson Sanders
Why would you even want Sweden?
You know damn well all they'd do is infest your new superpower with niggers of both the sand and regular varieties.
Christopher White
hurpa durpa im an americunt and i know things about other countries
Dominic Jones
Iceland, Faroe Islands, Orkney Islands, Denmark, Greenland, Norway, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Hungary. Fixed that for you. Use English as the lengua franca.
Hudson Jenkins
Scandinavia is a better name than Kalmar Union imo
Other than that; yes pls
Camden Butler
>Latvia >Lithuania >Poland >Hungary
LEL
Thomas Barnes
Nei mann, Skandinavia er et kjedelig navn, vi burde finne noe bedre, mer samlende
Hva med Norronariket
Grayson Ross
I love the break down of the PrG for Scandinavia. Skaðan-awja - Skaðan - Damage -awja - Island. Literally: Island of the damaged.
Adam Bailey
Actually sounds very interesting. Would the countries be similar to states then? Which city would be the capital?
Asher Rogers
stop falling for the (((union))) meme
Henry Thomas
You should be happy if you're even allowed in - you're barely swedish anymore
Cameron Cruz
I would prefer the individual countries still having a type of sovereignity yes, but as Kalmar as a greater confederacy with a unifying government, royal family etc. As of right now i guess stockholm is the biggest city, but choosing a capitol after size isn't something we should do, i suggest either starting a new city, or builiding out Trondheim (Nidaros) The capitol of this northern union should be close to the arctic circle so northern lights could occur, as well as mountains and great nature should be close
Carson Russell
You guys could do something like Pre-Federal Switzerland. Each Canton had complete Sovereignty and Relations. They had meet in an assembly like a Ðing for matters concerning all Cantons.
Benjamin Allen
Yeah let's call it the Swedish Empire.
Elijah Jones
Lelelele Thule
And fuck off, I ain't getting in no union with those ahmed loving cucks in the east.
Ryder Walker
Fuck off nigger
Lucas Cook
Salty swedecuck
You wouldn't be allowed into a real kalmar union anyway
Your country belongs in some the middle eastern union if anything
Lincoln Phillips
Yes, and considering most have monarchies, we could have one representative "high king" that govern the monarchial aspects
Wyatt Stewart
only if sweden sends out all the rapfugees
Cooper Robinson
Who the fuck are you to decide that swede. A union sounds good. Count us in.
Henry Powell
are you sure that you really really want the ACTUAL sweden?
Cooper Jackson
Why the fuck would you want to unite with Somalia?
Easton Johnson
Bright idea norway lets open your borders to all those Arabs , Niggers , and shitty trash Europeans like Gypies Romanian that lives in Sweeden.
You've got a perfect containment country easily nukable there.
Are you even white? or are just that dumb
Hudson Reyes
This is why we can't have nice things
If all the nordic countries we would politicslly become more based, as all the right wing parties of scandinavia together would make a majority of popular vote
Jaxon Ward
Not gon happen: 1. Which city will be capital? Hm? I don't think any of the countries wont try to make their city capital. 2. Language? Which language are you gonna use, or make a new one? 3. What government form? If democracy each country is just gonna vote for candidate from their country and country with largest pop is gonna win everytime. 4. History, how are you gonna mend the pop outlook on other countries with all the history of infighting?
Jordan Hall
Let Latvia in, they're at least Lutheran. Lithuania and Poland are out, may they be deluged. Hungary isn't even in the equation. Maybe the Finns and Estonians can be penpals with them.
Jaxon Nelson
Well at least it's better than the fucking EU
Thomas Jenkins
You could do rotating "High Kings" too for the "National Assembly".
Ryan Davis
What kind of niggermath is this????
Isaac James
yeah only if you will speak our language which is the most old and the most unique one
Aaron Johnson
1- capitol could be a new independent city, like washington DC is for american states. 2- all languages here are understanded by eachother, we really don't need a new one, but a good idea would be making old norse the de facto language and teach it in schools, using it in official settings if situations where understanding eachother becomes hard 3+4 - scandinavians seem like we hate eachother but actually most of us like eachother, things would balance out after a few years. Each country would govern itself, but wih extra jurisdictions set by a higher nordic parliament, kinda like EU
Julian Butler
I think we should speak Icelandic since it is most similar to Old Norse
Nicholas Morris
>capitol could be a new independent city you mean u will build a new city?
Juan Walker
Would be willing to have it be Kalmar just for the names sake.
Luis Martinez
No, not completely, but probably expand an existing one. i would suggest Trondheim, its far enough nort, between Norway and sweden, has harbours to the sea, mountains, river and an old nordic history
Bentley Cox
ah yes, Kalmar could be capitol, with the fortress there where the high king could live
Levi Peterson
Let Kautokeino be the capital. -60 cº during winter would keep the niggers away
Brayden Scott
I think Swedish since it's the best language in the world. Even Norwegians secretly want to change their language to Swedish. Just admit it sounds clear enough for everyone to understand.
Hudson Moore
I agree
Hudson Evans
this
David Bell
Plus Finland is already forced to learn Swedish.
Jayden Clark
Only a few
Daniel Lopez
I know one word in swedish brostvarta
Mason Flores
I think the competitive nature we have between each other is a double edged sword. Sometimes it's good and sometimes it leads to the degeneracy we see on this board.
Isaac Walker
Icelandic is btw surprisingly easy to learn if you're from western Norway, alot of the old dialect words are the same
Evan Wilson
As the Finnish representative I can now inform you that Finland will never join this union.
Mostly because you are a bunch of cucks.
t.finn
Nathan Cox
I think we should speak and maintain our own languages within the states, but have a de facto official union language, that all must learn in school and that is used in parliament and to understand eachother
Jaxon Cook
At least we don't forsake our country and live in fucking spain
Christian Peterson
He's right you know. Our royalline has been tainted by north-west germans. If anything we should be part of Holland/Germany.
Isaac Evans
Our competetive nature could help us become a super power, imagine how much gold we would win in olympics
Mason Perry
What is wrong with Spain
Josiah James
Work assignment for a Finnish company.
Nice try though.
Also there is literally nothing wrong with Spain.
Jeremiah Ward
Pls lets exterminate the Sami. They are not a culture worth saving.
Kayden Morris
This is why a new royal family of all the countries, with a pure descent could be high king
Evan Collins
Anton?
Isaac Jenkins
U r right, I fucking love spain
Hunter Ortiz
If finland joins - Stockholm seems like the obvious capital - middle of the union. With only sweden, denmark and norway Gothenburg seems like a good alternative. Close to Norway - close to Denmark.
Luke Ramirez
Yes, those arctic niggers
Daniel Taylor
desu i would love this idea but i would not even think about pissing to Sweden's direction when its a fucking mudslime state.
Jeremiah Bailey
>nothing wrong with spain Except from their economy failing and their people being annoying as fuck, spaniards are really the niggers of true Europe
Jacob Allen
Moslty sandniggers there are like max 1-2 % black niggers in Sweden.
Noah Myers
Nope.
I've only been once to Norway and that was a drunken engineering student. You guys are alright.
Except for this cunt
Aaron Reed
can scandis living in the US come? I have very sophisticated and refined kebab removing techniques and can learn languages well.
Wyatt Long
>t. JDIF shill wanting to divide us even more
Grayson Ross
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Dominic Lopez
Your "heritage" doesnt mean SHIT in Europe, fucking amerifat. You'll always be a fucking shart-in-mart FATSO
Carter Howard
But why would u want to leave Trump?
Oliver Anderson
stfu, all of scandinavian descent should be welcome to immigrate, we need a bigger population
Bentley Gomez
>We have similar language, history, culture. so why should we not? >Finland We don't.
Adam Fisher
I second this. Mongolian needs to be prohibited by law though. If that happens and we start gassing Swedistans niggers, count me in!
Adrian Flores
We just want your nokias
Luis Evans
we have similar culture a lot of Finns learn swedish in school so we have mutual intellegability
Oliver Thompson
i mean how could you not want this
Juan Roberts
good goy, looks like jews did a number on you
David Foster
>a lot of Finns learn swedish in school so we have mutual intellegability >learn
Top kek.
We really don't. I just learned the minimum amount of Swedish to get good grades and the promptly forgot everything I "learned" as soon as my last mandatory Swedish test was done.
Jonathan Campbell
You can buy their products already.
You think we have similar culture, because you don't know anything about Finnish culture. And most of us don't learn Swedish even if we have to sit in the class.
Camden Davis
Yeah we do when you compare it to other European countries. You think Finland would be like this without Swedish influence?
Ayden Ramirez
ahah, i have met many finns that do actually speak swedish though.
But i see the point of view, and think that if all in our countries had to learn old norse or icelandic instead then we would be more motivated to learning it, it would gain a bigger influence as language in movies, media, memes across our borders etc
Mason Hughes
Instead of baptism, we should force our inhabitants to ice bath. That would probably be the most effective kebab removing strategy
Ethan Ortiz
I like your idea
Xavier Lewis
well no matter what, we all have links to eachother, we have Sámi populations that tie together finnish and North Norwegian and Swedish cultures. we all love to drink, take saunas, eat reindeer and go to wars with russia
James Cox
You don't really see it beyond big cities in west and south.
Noah Turner
Free train tickets for all kebabs to north-west Poland? They tends to enjoy summer camps, and they will finally get the chance to fucking shower for once
Tyler Richardson
>ahah, i have met many finns that do actually speak swedish though.
Which colors your perspective a lot.
I live in Helsinki when I'm in Finland and that's the part of Finland where you might theoretically some how find a use for Swedish but most people still don't learn Swedish other than on a very basic level.
Austin Peterson
Eating reindeer sounds like fun! Where do i sign up?
Connor Miller
But you still wouldnt be as much as a superpower as tiny netherlands and flanders (if we would unite again) with the 2 biggest ports in europe
Mason Long
men speaking swedish sounds beta as fuck
cute for grills tho
Connor Long
Reporting in
Nicholas Robinson
Every Scandinavian language sounds beta as fuck for men, because of how our languages are tonal.
Caleb Thomas
Where the majority of the population resides... So if your point is that uneducated welfare queens don't have the intelligence to learn a second language then you are absolutely right.
Well according to the new betas its more fun to join Russia and do what they say. Could we organize some nice trainride for them?
Jose Price
Westminster Baptist Church
Nicholas Garcia
but anyway, the idea wouldnt be to teach more people swedish or removing finnish, i like finnish language and think all countries within the union should maintain their languages. but use icelandic or old norse (or maybe a creole of all the languages) as an official language that makes us understand eachother in debates in parliament, and in media, tv channels and web sites etc
we could connect our nordic railway system with the transsibieran railway
or maybe not, all the mongols would come with train
Jonathan Martin
Yugoslavia 2.0
Jason Martinez
exactly, also see Nynorsk, a creole of all the west-norwegian dialects mixed with norse, taught in all schools in Norway as a side language
Jacob Wood
I already regret the fact that we have direct railroad connection to Russia. Its already pure suffering to see their cars in the border cities.
Asher Johnson
Samis have nothing to do with you either and not much to do with us. That drinking stereotype is not accurate either, we're the only ones who have actually fought Russians and I bet your sauna culture (or lack thereof) is quite different from ours.
But it's also the least "pure" part of Finland. It's not about intelligence. I'm in university and simply don't want to learn Swedish, because to me it's pretty much the same as if you forced Jews to learn German in school.