You woke up

You woke up
saw this beside you
what do?

Throw up

Try to lose my virginity

since when did i fuck a liberal?

BBBBBBBRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Shave it

this.

Fuck

Spray nair in the appropriate areas

A little bit of bush is fine but this is unreasonable. And armpits is just unacceptable.

Make it my comfort woman

fuck her again. not afraid of a bit of hair.

well said

shave the pubes but nothing else

I'd fuck the shit out of that beautiful hairy mess. Hairy women are my thing though.

boner

nice, good leaf

high test alphas don't mind hair, though not much of a fan of armpit hair

would do it tho

Wonder who takes the time to shave their legs but not their armpits.

Start looking for the entrance.

korea coming in strong with the banter

I'd fuck, because I am a male and my mission is to spread my progeny.

If you answer any other way you are a beta cuck

Fuck and glaze that bush. Whether or not she woke up wouldn't matter to me.

feminists

Grab the shears

If I could locate her vagina under all that hair, I'd fuck it.

grade a shtpost

Hit it and split.

Put phone into "do not disturb" mode for like 2 weeks

I could use a subservient nip gf

get the weed whacker and trim that pubic forest

>Japan
>Censoring face instead of genitals
Aren't you doing it backwards?

If she's white I'm procreating

If she's one of yours I have too much respect for you to steal your women. I'm not a nigger.

Fuck it. God you are stupid, OP.

Shave her pubes and glue them to her face.

Get up and play my vidya and watch my animes.

Damn San!

Begin the purge of women.

>wake up
>dick semi hard as usual
>asian cunt next to me
>assume we fucked
>dingle my wangle in her cunt
>she responds with moans and pleasure
>fuck
>cum and fall asleep

Oh no. There's hari on a vagina. That means it's less wet and warm for my cock.

I don't get it. The bush? I get it. My previous girlfriend had a bush like that (though she shaved the hairs that strayed onto her legs and her stomach) and I asked her why she didn't shave, and she said last time she did, the razor slipped and she cut her clit open and didn't want another accident like that to happen. Fair enough. Plus, it's hard to see what you're doing down there.

But armpits? Literally the easiest shit to shave, even easier than legs. What the fuck?

Get a fucking razor and make her shave, then fuck more

Do we have to explain the eggs meme to you Japan?

Make her a bowl of eggs

Based.

Dokdo belongs to Korea now.

would fugg

Liberals don't have that nice of bodies. Nothing wrong with body hair.

>dark nipples
>white

Oh god no!!!
WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT?!!

I'M STRAIGHT NOW!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Insert my dick inside

I love hairy woman. It's only way to drive me crazy and Smell will be amazing.

>nigger
That's clearly an Asian girl you dumb shit.

Grab it

This triggers the Nip

Shave n fugg

>smell
A pussy shouldn't smell, ever.

EGGMIND

Jebus. With tits like that I don't care if she has a fucking tribble down there.

>I'm not a nigger
I meant I don't stoop to nigger morals and rape other race's women.

Dive in face first

Dokdo has always been Korean

Admit war crimes

Take a razor to her while she's still passed out drunk off two cups of sake. Then claim her juice Asian cunt for America with my giant American penis.

>make shave pits and trim pubes
>sex

Grab em by the pussy

"How in the everliving fuck did this get here?"

>poke it to check if alive
>if it wakes up, ask "what the fuck?"
>better be a damn good explanation
>99% chance that it will be kicked out onto the street
>1% chance I'll give it clothes and a little money, then kick it out

Girl hair is soft and silky

I will shave her arm hair off and pubic hair a little. Then, fuck her. Woman with the right amount of pubic hair is the best.

>pic related

SINK
THE
CHINKS

...Oh. My apologies. That's very honorable of you.

It depends on women. Everyone have different smell. Some don't, some have strong smell,

T. fucked 68 women.

>t. virgin

Once you've been down there you'll understand bud.

>sniff my fingers
>smell her vag
>then sniff my fingers again

Only the hair on thighs is an issue for me desu but i shouldnt have to part the hairs to reveal the vagina

I can't stand bushes on anyone except my girlfriend and redheads. Firebush best bush.

ur a fag m8

What the hell is that? A yeti?

you aren't high test enough to go down there

explain to me, please.