Conservashits

>Conservashits

second new rule. if you dont have an AR-15, you don't get to make laws regulating them

I love cell soup!

and if you're a dyke, you're thoughts on reproduction don't matter

If you don't have a dick you cant make laws regulating them, so i guess all that anti-rape laws are gone, can't regulate muh dik

Third new rule: if you don't have the means to pay for your own birth control, you don't get to expect the taxpayers to fund your personally irresponsible lifestyle.

New Rule: If you aren't a sexist, you don't get to make laws regulating sexism.

I would eat that shit for monster gainz

New rule: if you don't pay taxes, you don't vote.

>new rule
okay ill just wait until you're president...