Conservashits

>Conservashits

second new rule. if you dont have an AR-15, you don't get to make laws regulating them

I love cell soup!

and if you're a dyke, you're thoughts on reproduction don't matter

If you don't have a dick you cant make laws regulating them, so i guess all that anti-rape laws are gone, can't regulate muh dik

Third new rule: if you don't have the means to pay for your own birth control, you don't get to expect the taxpayers to fund your personally irresponsible lifestyle.

New Rule: If you aren't a sexist, you don't get to make laws regulating sexism.

I would eat that shit for monster gainz

New rule: if you don't pay taxes, you don't vote.

>new rule
okay ill just wait until you're president...

fpbp

OK fine but men should also be able to opt out of fatherhood rights and responsibilities including having to pay child support within the same time frame that abortion remains legal for women, right? Serious question.

New rule you can't make laws about guns unless you have one, or about business practices or anything

your decision, your financial responsibility.

You can't tell me what to do! Not even I can tell me what to do! Fuck you and your stupid shit!

Ree and whatnot!

New rule: if you are not a fetus, you don't get to make laws killing them.

A beating heart is not as vagina, you selfish, irresponsible cunt. Fuck you.

If you're not a man then you cannot send us to war on your behalf

A clump of cells is not a real human bean until it is given birth. Until then it's fair game to scrap it up if the women wants to

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

pretty sure it's a regulation against spending

like abortions are not a market you can be in

like how we make certain drug markets illegal

like you can't force the american people to pay for your medical procedures

but hmmmmmmmm i'm really thinking about this one

A beating human heart is not just a clump of cells.

that's how the law describes it sure... i'm glad the law isn't the book of facts on justice

New rule: if you don't pay taxes, you don't get to decide how to spend tax dollars.

> really makes u think

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New Rule: If you aren't me you don't get to make laws regulating me.

HAHA government btfo

New Rule: if you come to the US illegally, you have to go back.

If you don't pay taxes or own land, you don't get to vote on how to use other people's money.

See, I can do it too!