Mfw Trump got me laid

>be me
>Junior year at university, Nippon friend introduces me to qt Sophomore from California
>Through a tangled series of events that involved my depression and her Nightingaling me, qt becomes my oneitis
>My condition is so bad that I take a shit job in my college town after graduating just to be with her
>In April 2015 I finally ask her out
>"user we can still be friends"
>Oneitis ghosted me since that night
>Took a 4 day weekend last week to visit Nippon friend in NYC
>Saturday night he threw a party and guess who's there?
>Oneitis also flew in to NYC to visit fellow alumni and on a whim decided to come to see Nippon friend
>Me and oneitis are cold to each other
>I start drinking alot. Too many painful feels
>Some ass goes "muh Trump is Hitler"
>I'm drunk and decide to redpill these Brooklyn cucks about our God Emperor
>Oneitis decides to go all lefty doomsday narrative
>Fuck this bitch, I throw her liberal stupidity out the door.
>It gets so heated that Nippon and his roommates end the party right then and there.
>I walk out and oneitis fucking follows me
>"I know you only said those things to hurt me because I hurt you"
>I tell her to fuck off cause I MAGA
>She wants us to talk. To have coffee at her hotel.
>We talk about our friendship in college and our politics and how've they changed
>She misses the old me that wasn't so rough
>I'm still buzzed but i tell her that Trump is good for USA and give her a hug
>She doesn't want me to go. Grips my hand really tight
>We fuck like rabbits
>I stay with her the rest of my weekend. Nippon understood.
>Yesterday we said goodbye. She still lives in California but wants this to be something
>I tell her that nothing can be promised
>Today we skyped for hours and just hung up
>Asked me to send her job openings from my city


IRL redpills of Trump finally got me to fuck oneitis. How has President Trump made your life better?

I work harder now.

Seeing that orange head work like crazy up in that shit-hole of a government, and turning things around inspires me to push myself harder.

No pussy for me though, I doubt I'll get some for a few years at least

Down with the vegan agenda

also good job lad

Add me to /r/Sup Forums screenshot, redditards.

Why?

It's Sup Forums that changed me for the better.
Trump just keeps on giving me golden opportunities to redpill normies. So I guess we could say he made me some friends.

Coincidental but I finally got a job. Now I can reel in the dough and the pussy as well.

Met my currrent girlfriend because of the election

I just can't shake the feeling this is a copypasta.

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