Mfw Trump got me laid

>be me
>Junior year at university, Nippon friend introduces me to qt Sophomore from California
>Through a tangled series of events that involved my depression and her Nightingaling me, qt becomes my oneitis
>My condition is so bad that I take a shit job in my college town after graduating just to be with her
>In April 2015 I finally ask her out
>"user we can still be friends"
>Oneitis ghosted me since that night
>Took a 4 day weekend last week to visit Nippon friend in NYC
>Saturday night he threw a party and guess who's there?
>Oneitis also flew in to NYC to visit fellow alumni and on a whim decided to come to see Nippon friend
>Me and oneitis are cold to each other
>I start drinking alot. Too many painful feels
>Some ass goes "muh Trump is Hitler"
>I'm drunk and decide to redpill these Brooklyn cucks about our God Emperor
>Oneitis decides to go all lefty doomsday narrative
>Fuck this bitch, I throw her liberal stupidity out the door.
>It gets so heated that Nippon and his roommates end the party right then and there.
>I walk out and oneitis fucking follows me
>"I know you only said those things to hurt me because I hurt you"
>I tell her to fuck off cause I MAGA
>She wants us to talk. To have coffee at her hotel.
>We talk about our friendship in college and our politics and how've they changed
>She misses the old me that wasn't so rough
>I'm still buzzed but i tell her that Trump is good for USA and give her a hug
>She doesn't want me to go. Grips my hand really tight
>We fuck like rabbits
>I stay with her the rest of my weekend. Nippon understood.
>Yesterday we said goodbye. She still lives in California but wants this to be something
>I tell her that nothing can be promised
>Today we skyped for hours and just hung up
>Asked me to send her job openings from my city


IRL redpills of Trump finally got me to fuck oneitis. How has President Trump made your life better?

I work harder now.

Seeing that orange head work like crazy up in that shit-hole of a government, and turning things around inspires me to push myself harder.

No pussy for me though, I doubt I'll get some for a few years at least

Down with the vegan agenda

also good job lad

Add me to /r/Sup Forums screenshot, redditards.

Why?

It's Sup Forums that changed me for the better.
Trump just keeps on giving me golden opportunities to redpill normies. So I guess we could say he made me some friends.

Coincidental but I finally got a job. Now I can reel in the dough and the pussy as well.

Met my currrent girlfriend because of the election

I just can't shake the feeling this is a copypasta.

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I'm geniunly happy for you. That was fucking awesome.

Pics or didnt happen

Awesome fanfic

Good for you asswipe. Not all of us have the ability to get women.

>r9k

Also your story reminds me exactly of a girl I knew from Cali, irrational, hyper liberal and nippon. I know there's no shot of this but was her name Leila?

WTF DID YOU DO?

You could have saved a lot of time and just got right to the fucking by just grabbing her by the pussy in the first place.

I think it's original, however it's certainly fake and/or gay

Nice blog post faggot

You are me. Hang in there user.

take no prisoners, give no ground.

girls like redpilled men. I know my wife complains sometimes when I get political and drop redpills on her entire lefty circle, but we always fuck like demons afterwards. It's not rocket science. She doesn't like your politics but she likes that you are confident and stand up to the crowd. She likes the bad boy counter culture image a little bit too, she probably doesn't even understand why she's attracted to you.

That was romantically depressing, in a way.
make a book out of it, it'll become a movie

>Through a tangled series of events that involved my depression and her Nightingaling me, qt becomes my oneitis
user YOUR SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT HOLY SHIT

>not realizing she's annoyed you seemingly moved on and wants to get you spun around again

HAHA! GETTING LAID WONT FIX YOUR AUTISM! AND SHE'S GONNA FUCK CHAD.

Cool story

>shit that never happened

Anyone else noticing that the shills have specifically named files they post?

No my oneitis is white as fuck

he inflated my ego with regards to gloating at several people i know, and i am at peace knowing that liberal scum and subhuman sandniggers will feel excruciating pain for years to come.

Was my pathetic excuse for romance in college the reason she fucking ghosted me?

>white as fuck

Checks out with your story. She just likes the attention you've given her and treats it like the postman. You pulled the rug out by disagreeing with her and she had mixed feelings of guilt and insecurity that caused her to make the evaluative decision to fuck you to get her attention battery back. She's gonna rope you along and then act like she's really sorry she moved on, and tell you how hard the distance was on her.

>spoiler: I'm RPing giving you advice about your RP

I would but i know for a fact that someone she knows browses Sup Forums

Nobody is going to point out the tab?

>be a little bitch
>get no pussy
>become a man who stands up for himself and his beliefs regardless of what any cunt thinks
>get laid
Let this be a lesson to all you frogposters out there

>thatsthejoke.jpg

Am I an ass for admitting that even with the fucking, I'm kinda lukewarm on her?

Like the sex was great but that still doesn't change the fact that she ghosted me for almost 2 years

Think about it this way
She said she missed the old you
But she wouldn't have fucked the old you
Women don't know what the hell they want

Dude this is a crazy fucking phenomenon

Every time I banter IRL with a lefty-girl and tell her MAGA, and that leftist ideology is faggy bullshit, they get a crush on me.

I've seen this happen like 6 times. Gotten laid twice from it.

There's a psychological phenomenon here. Women want their leftist bullshit to get crushed by the new alt-right, they just don't know it.

Gross

Why is your country not facist anymore salsa user?!?!?

Alot of libtard friends are scared shitless of me now because I drop truth bombs on a regular occasion. Women seem to dig it for some reason.

You might be interested in shit like this then.

Leftists.

Have more self respect than falling into that trap. Look, I'm married and on the young side, if I told you how many women I was interested in/exs have shamelessly tried to fuck me since then. It's an extension of jealousy that I find tacky and annoying.

One even tried to work her way into a three way under the guise that swinging was a hip thing to do.

You should absolutely never relinquish control of a relationship like that, if you want to date her long distance on your terms, that's one thing, but the whole idea of her trying to "make this work" is so she can regain control of your relationship dynamic, and you can print that.

Pinochet didn't do his fucking job then.

Fuck that noise. Looks like i gotta set firm boundaries. She's not leading me anymore.