Be burger

29th post best post

Wtf I love pakistan now
Pls more Drumpfy banter it's so refreshing

>Be Paki

>Be lower tier worse of muslim version of POOINLOO

>Be unable to hold on to Cashmere because worse version of POOINLOO

>Rage on a cambodian string trading forum

>Fail because fucking Paki

>Le burger brain conjures an attempt at insult

Let me show you how its done fatty


>Be paki
>Wake up
>Did not get blown up in sleep
>Pull my dick out of the goat
>Go to eat some breakfast
>Rocks and dirts hmmmmmm
>Ask Allah for forgiveness for leading such a lavish life
>Time for school
>Wear my best loin cloth
>Move bushes out of the way to get out of my cave
>Get on my camel
>giddy-up
>Wave to next door neighbour mustafa as he comes out from under his rock
>ohshit.jpg
>Forgot to do my homework
>Arrive to school
>Park my camel
>"Asalamualaikum user, this is the vip spot, it will cost you 3 goat testicles"
>pay him
>Good moring Abdul-sensei
>"user, I hope you did your homework, you remember what happend the last time "
>Sorry sensi but I was unable to collect any infidel blood
>"Oh user, you will fail jihad 101 at this rate, Its time to face the punishment"
>Teacher whistles
>Ahmed comes with his 12 inch blessed cock
>"user you cant do your homework because you've been possessed by the shaitan"
>Proceeds to exorcise my anus
>Get back home after exorcism
>Prettygoodday.mp3