>be melbourne >be illegal immigrant from the UK >told to pay for my own deportation >4 years ago >just one more year to go until I'm a rightful squatter
I know dozens of illegals here from uk, france, china, etc. None of them know anyone who has been deported. They live here without healthcare, without welfare, and they still want to stay and try to improve the place. Whereas the local people are lying on the ground drunk every weekend.
Joseph Jenkins
Fuck off, they're full
Caleb Wright
this
Aaron Brooks
Yeah okay whatever OP
This thread is now about the discussion of the future of the shit hole that is Melbourne.
Wall or nuke?
Parker Jackson
Can you give me a list of non-white illegals?
Asher Torres
Go back
Austin Robinson
I say wall then nuke.
Ryan Fisher
I refuse to bring in refugees until Australia is the super power it's able to become and has the resources to become.
Tyler Martin
Why bring them in ever?
Caleb Myers
>melbourne you can burn that commie sjw shithole down for all I care m8
Dominic Sullivan
cheap labour, and allow ourselves to globalize and expand into space.
Lucas Wood
He's some half caste wog with subhuman boat viet ma. Homage to his family you see
Charles Collins
>globalize
I bet your parents vote for the Libs
Benjamin Phillips
>cheap labour don't fall for this meme
Gabriel Young
they don't work though, they just demand gibs and rape and murder people
Jason Nelson
Pajeet here, thinking of moving to aussie, looking for a nice safe white neighborhood. Any tips for locations guys?
Nicholas Harris
then chuck them out. any neighbourhood you move into is inherently non white and non safe. Fuck off
Lincoln Cox
Wall, then flood
Jayden Green
melbourne is a bit of a shithole.
also, their immigrant kids will undoubtedly join gangs and riot and shit; sadly there is already enough gangss in melbourne fucking shit up, such as the "apex" gang or whatever theyre called
Owen Gonzalez
no pajeets allowed sorry
Jackson Ward
Nice1 OP, those abos are getting ANGLOED.
Benjamin Kelly
>and they still want to stay and try to improve the place
Why can't they "improve" their own countries?
Owen Carter
FUCK OFF U L L
Aaron Campbell
Get the fuck out of my country you faggot.
Jonathan Phillips
Hope you get killed by the Mongrel Mob filthy subhuman
Charles Lee
If you move in it won't be a nice safe white neighborhood.
Forget about moving in a white area.
Jayden Torres
>cheap labour NO NO NO NO NO NO
Kayden Long
You have to go back.
Ethan Cox
Why are you acting like a fucking shitskin mate? We'll probably have a free movement of peoples between our two countries in a few years if all goes to plan with brexit anyway.
Evan James
Nice, I don't even know any Russian gang names.
Michael Ortiz
Great, more Pakis to look forward to
Bentley Cruz
>subhuman dalit >knowledge One you pick
Ethan Robinson
Sharing is caring, ain't life grand
Benjamin Nelson
Mount Druitt is nice.
Benjamin Gomez
>free movement Fuck off cunt we're full.
>sunny paradise vs >rainy dreary shithole Yeah nah cunt.
Josiah Hughes
Couldn't have said it better. Well maybe with a better accent.
Ian Martinez
nice
Jacob Johnson
Lakemba is way better though.
Mason Sanders
I could give a fuck about moving to your deadly animal infested desert, but for some reason it's 2017 so trade has to have free movement of peoples attached. Fuck knows (((why))).
Logan Carter
...
Brody Diaz
kek that's a great pic
Jayden Cooper
>FW LOCAL >TFW CUNT
Dominic Rodriguez
OP here.
It was a clever ruse. I'm just a regular australian.
Obviously we just murder anyone who turns up, replace them with a cyborg and no cunt is the wiser.
Lincoln Reed
What's the fastest/easiest way to get a permanent visum?
> Be rural Queensland > Be legal immigrant from the UK > Never worried about getting deported because I have a right to be here > Never face the racism the media claims is so prevalent (Hint: xixixixixi) Like the Mexicans, you need to leave.
Joseph Miller
ALL OF YOU CUNTS NEED TO GO BACK. FUCK OFF WE ARE FUCKING FULL
Dylan Peterson
Born and raised in Melbourne, still here. Raised as a hard left trade union member. Now Centre right moving more conservative all the time
Why?...
Because screw you and your sense of entitlement. I worked my ass off to get where I am but Joe and Sally Breeder batch and moan about the end of Benefit A.
Shorten who is a piece of Shit bleats against corporate tax cuts, but who employs people? Not the government but businesses! You know HALF of Australian households pay no net tax? Screw this lazy ass country who bitch about CEO pay while those hard working ass holes are doing 18 hour days while the arm chair critics are watching reruns of two and a half men or clapping along like retarded seals to Q&A
Easton Lewis
Shit dude, don't post binary.
Benjamin Wood
cheers mum
Jackson Lopez
i just fucking walk in there with my cash and buy whatever the fuck I want
i want a 2000 square ft condo over looking the ocean? yes, can do.
i stand in my living room looking out the window at all the albino ants teeming about on the bottom.
then i call a prostitute and fly back to China the next day.
Blake Cruz
>I know dozens of illegals here from uk, france, china, etc. no you don't, you are a shitposter
John Thompson
Actually, I do :( that was the only true part of the story. They all live in brunswick west.
Luis Ramirez
> get invited to rich friend's house for the night > decide to live there permanently despite my own home being perfectly fine > friend tries to kick me out, I refuse > "I do a tonne of cleaning around the house and shit. I mean they don't want me here and I don't pay for the house's bills but I totally deserve to be here anyways!" >"Why would they want to kick out someone as helpful as me? :^("
Cooper Mitchell
>every single immigrant ever. ever.
Jackson Adams
Spot on
Jaxon Allen
Go back you degenerate faggot.
Noah Gutierrez
Australia is NOT full Prove me wrong
Never try to criticize Australia if you are not Australian. They would defend everything