Let me get this straight. Sup Forums elected a meme for president in the most powerful country in the world, also getting a superpower to leave the European Union and soon to elect a french female Hitler
So tell me once again, why not create a new fucking country? LITERALLY is what everybody needs.
We already got the flag, the name, the religion and neets ready to leave daddy's house and move. Just crowdfund that shit and lets buy the best island that the money can get, with enought internet for shitposting and nice weather for maximium comfiness
This second island near in Fiji looks like paradise
Ryan Lopez
Weaponized roasties.
Aiden White
I would suggest that whomever is invited along on this expedition have worthwhile skills, or at least a method of training all the miscellaneous people into something worthwhile
Carter Walker
The price tag just went insane
Isaiah Barnes
This shit is Tuvalu 2.0 dumbasses.
Leo Hughes
How would a crowdfunding campaign work?
10 dollars and you get your name on the hall of the island, 100 dollars and you can visit, 1000 dollars and you can settle?
Connor Richardson
Duh.
Adam Collins
this site has a lot of squares of land on that haida gwaii
I'm in favor of Sup Forumsonizing an existing Balkan country >we could call it the Sup Forumskans
Jason Turner
Tuvalu was a failure
Evan Cox
No shit.
Hudson Davis
Probably, but this suprised me, the third biggest island on this site is only 2 millions, so maybe the number is less than 10
Is more than enough land for the Kek Reich
Henry Thomas
This is like the fourth time I've seen a general filled with faggots trying to start their own country. What happened to the other attempts? The one in Africa? How many shekels have you personally stolen, OP?
Andrew Rogers
I'm positive we can get 2.000.000 to buy the island, it's the rest that concerns me
Jack Carter
>Religion
What religion? Poltards still fighting over whether Kekism or Christianity is the real truth.
Republicans prayed to Christ for McCain victory, nothing. Memers prayed to Kek with digits to elect Trump, it worked.
We can not tolerate any sand nigger religion, whether it's Judaism or Christianity.
Jack Morgan
Then why are you repeating the past?
Elijah Cooper
Repeating the past? Uh, no. This passes as entertainment for me.
Bentley Thomas
Someone should write to bill gates about this, the guy is getting old and has $70 billion in the bank
Isaiah Morales
We're trying other methods. If we could pull enough funds together to buy an island, we might have a shot at building a new society.
Matthew Williams
Write a paper on it detailing what you'll need to make this work and then come back with your business plan. I think you'll get a much warmer reception that way and actually have a chance.
Jordan Wood
Chile is probably the best country of all of South America.
It's demographic background is very Sup Forums approved, it's crime average ratings probably the best on South America together with Uruguay. Stable country. Business friendly.
Matthew Parker
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Tyler Powell
2.2 million. It's a good deal, but we'll need a richfag and a security force willing to defend the island.
Xavier Sanchez
im down guys pls tell me if we doing this
Julian Bell
How hot are chilean women and do they speak english??
Carter Perry
Seriously actually make this a reality. No joking I have around $200,000 Canadian I would give to the cause if you guys actually setup a country. I would sell all my possessions, move there, and work like a dog for free in Kekistan if it means a safe place for white people.
Xavier Long
I might have a shit ton of guns as a start for that.
Alexander Baker
Defend against what? No one would invade that, I think making it self reliable on energy and food the initial focus, getting the island to be prosperous second, and after that security
Robert Mitchell
>safe place wtf
Sebastian Sanchez
I don't know, but a friend of mine went to Chile for some time, and he said they were good
Mason Peterson
leafs not welcome
Luke Sanders
>The idea of safety triggers the Brazilian
Eli Nelson
The idea of safety makes my dick hard and my heart warm
Levi Foster
We need to make sure that the land we get is suitable for farming, and the keeping of livestock.
Jackson Green
Gun laws on Chile
Guns allowed
Caleb Foster
What kind of government we talking about here?
Michael Scott
Kind of a pain, but I guess we could try organizing a gun club
Colton Morgan
Home gun permits are relatively “easy” to get however. You can register two handguns per person in your household. After that, you have to get a sportsman’s license and you can register up to six more guns: rifles, shotguns or pistols.
Lucas Morris
>What kind of government we talking about here? We are a kek democracy (the candidate with a repeating numeral percentage wins)
Brandon Ross
And the climate proper for solar panels too
To be self reliable on energy is a primary concern
Liam Brown
Kekistan is a shitty forced meme started a literal cuckold who raises his wifes son in an attempt to co-opt and destroy Kekism.
The fuck is wrong you people?
Jeremiah Walker
I might be someone that inherited an overland shipping business with 3 big rigs and 5 trucks, i could handle most of the transport on that little island. Now somebody just needs to buy it.
Parker Williams
Fine, then it shall be called "Polistan" or "Pepe Island"
Jason Parker
>kekism can be destroyed by discussions about an island society
Easton Lee
My family came from Germany and Austria. Not to mention a close relative invented a very important piece of vital technology used today. You could say without it Germans wouldn't of had u-boats in WW2 if it wasn't for said technology.
Ill give you another hint, it was named after my last name. If you guess correctly ill record myself doing anything as long as it's not illegal.
Lincoln Young
Fucked up thing is:
The island looks like paradise, people could be fishing daily, living in direct contact with nature every day in a life very superior to the urban SJW infested one with their fellow autistic friends
Matthew Robinson
It's not the idea of creating an island country that's great.
Just drop the shitty forced meme.
Lucas Ward
Are there any islands bigger than 8 miles??
Aiden Edwards
It is also near Chile. Richest country in south America.
Logan Cox
Imagine if we could get fresh food without shitty cancerous stuff added to it, to eat fish you just catched, to eat chicken you raised... Just the prospect makes me happy.
Dylan Garcia
sorry leaf but you are not welcome
Ayden Brooks
Yes, it's promising, if the valor is
Lincoln Rogers
Get Sargon on this. The kekistani people need a homeland of our own.
Kayden Williams
Chilean here, that is bullshit Gun laws here are REALLY strict, even having pepperspray or a retractable baton is a pain in the ass.
And that one island you were talking about, Isla Verdugo, that one is at the end of the world, like the only thing after that is antarctica, is really on the south extreme
Lincoln Lee
Also, farmable lands shouldn't be a concern, as hydroponics should be the way to produce.
Joseph Smith
Shhhh! They don't like reality.
Luke Bailey
>Isla Verdugo na its south of puerto montt
Bentley Thompson
fuck me wrong island... that isn't that far south, it's still on the cold/rainy part. Think of Boston for example.
William Harris
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Anthony Young
I live in Assachusetts so I'm used to it
Joseph Campbell
What about a US island? Better gun laws, and more accessible for most people
Charles Reyes
Looks comfy desu. Then we should have a constitution for gun rights and free speech and give free helicopter rides to communists.
Adam Garcia
Me to
Zachary Powell
Doesn't look that bad, bro
Isaiah Rivera
Where at, I'm in Northampton and its really gay.
Dylan Ross
I'm in Amherst, I was in Northampton a few weeks ago and shit looked pretty gay
Dylan Jenkins
Small world...... Yeah shit is pretty gay here but Amherst is pretty gay too. At least you have the hangar !!!!
James Hall
in that area is generally cold and really rainy on winter. No large population centers nearby.
Some faggots supported by Greenpeace declared a new republic, Glaciar Republic... a stunt to protect the ancient ice... just leaving that here.
Think of your tropical rains, they are close to that, BUT with cold, a lot of cold. And strong winds that sometimes look that is raining from the ground up. Umbrellas are useless and it rains for days at a time. Atmospheric interference and power outages are common.
It isn't THAT bad like downtown Kabul, but you have to be somewhat tough to live there.
Grayson Ross
Does the temperate climate triggers Sup Forums?
Thomas Anderson
I live in Wisconsin. It is pretty cold here. If we make this country we should ally with Liberland. Then we kekistani will take it from them!
Nathaniel Nguyen
Where I live is just as bad. We have very high suicide rates here from lack of sun.
Like 30 flavors of wings bro. The Tendies there would please Kek greatly.
Anthony Morris
Just go full hydroponics!
Ryder Flores
Alaska?
Evan Bell
Wrong. Multiculturalism only works on Sup Forums because we're out of each other's way and we're sharing a forum. Sort of like a political chamber rather than a shared country.
Wyatt Reed
Build the Kek's Navy
John Barnes
If this happens you neets need to get fit ASAP
Grayson Howard
I will help the nation.
Gabriel Hernandez
Let's start collecting taxes and passing laws. We need our military red pills to enforce the laws until we have civilian red pills trained to shake down liberals for unpaid taxes.
We pretty much control 3 countries right now. We just need to declare the independence and union of the three. No ones stopping us from just starting a new government. We can push the existing ones our our absorb them.
Xavier Ortiz
No, I live up near the Canadian border north of Seattle. Rain, rain and rain.
Julian Smith
This is true. "Kekistan" is not /ourmeme/, it's Sargons twitter satire of identity politics. Gonna do a mild hit piece on him Soon.
Cameron Clark
My father was a farmer in the central regions, land is so fertile you can spit and something will grow.
At the same latitude of that island lots of root vegetables are grown. Potatoes, Carrots... you name it. And that with traditional ways.
Also on the mainland at the same height there are lots of livestock (cows, sheep, pigs, horses...) wich might be a problem on such a small area. On the bright side, you can fish something good anywhere on the ocean.
Strict... you can't have concealed carry (less than 200 people are authorized, and they have ridicoulous requierements like a believable threat to your life), background checkout and you can't have more than 2 registered guns at any time without joining a gun club. Shotguns and rifles are a pain in the ass to register.
Anyway, there exists a way to get them... after all fucking robbers have been caught with assault weapons (FAMAS, AK-47, H&K), I just never cared enough to search for the rabbit hole. I believe the supply chain to the army is involved... wait a second let me get my tinfoil hat
Juan Cox
The second biggest island to sell on that site is on Fiji
It has half the size of the first tho, and no price tag also
Christopher Harris
I think under international law if we occupy a region and start exercising jurisdictional control of the region, implement a governing body, and a military, then we can be recognized in international courts as a sovereign nation.
Hudson Perez
The others super islands are generally all very expensive, even beyond larping
The exceptions are other chilean islands, a brazilian island and a uganda one
Owen Hughes
>buy island >island has woods closely to the shore >make advertisement on /k/ >''innawoods lifestyle on private island, defend it for food and housing'' >???? >profit
Nolan Phillips
>Think of your tropical rains, they are close to that, BUT with cold, a lot of cold. And strong winds that sometimes look that is raining from the ground up. Umbrellas are useless and it rains for days at a time. So well insulated elevated housing, warm waterproof clothing, and flood control. Plants will have to be partially sheltered from the wind if it's that bad. Vine plants will need to grow on walls or sturdy wire mesh. Heavy rains make me wonder if it's good for rice.
Also I have to mention, we have earthquakes every year and other natural disasters EVERY year. Like at least one magnitude 7 every few months and twice a year at least. Earthquakes here are so frequent no one give a shit unless you can't walk. And every 20 or so years we have a BIG one, like nationwide emergency. The 1960 great earthquake (biggest on record) and the February 27 2010 quakes had their epicentres on that area. All with the Tsunamis fucking up the coastline.
And I'm not mentioning the floods, red tides (really fucking up the fishing industry), wildfires and whatever the Gods want to throw at us...
Only a hurricane (and similars) and a fucking meteorite are left to hit us, everything else we've had it in the present decade.
