My fellow Americans and Men of the West,
People are suffering in Sweden. They are being victimized by criminals daily. The police do nothing.
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There are a lot of Bad Hombres up in Sweden.
I think they need a direct intervention by Christian forces.
Like many of you, I have dreamed of being Batman. But it simply wouldn't work logistically. Even in the worst parts of the US, you can't just wait around for a mugging to happen in a particular neighborhood because you'd be sitting on a rooftop doing nothing except waiting for hours and hours if not days.
But there is a place that provides countless opportunities to swoop in and break some criminal jaws every night.
Malmo, Sweden.
I expect Americans to form the tip of the spear ... but this will take a Coalition of the Willing.
British football hooligans - will you lend me your boots?
Dansk Viking Bros - will you pledge your axe?
Kraut Bros - will you protect your fellow Germanic peoples?
Gentleman, this problem is so great, we must turn to the Slavs for help.
Christian Men of Russia - we need your expertise in brutality and your capacity for violence against the Mohamadeans.
Muslims are a superstitious cowardly lot. Together we can drive them into the sea.
No excuses lads. You can fly from NYC to Sweden for as little as $278. skyscanner.com
London to Stockholm - 30 quid
Moscow to Stockholm - 100 USD