>BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WIPED OFF THE AUSSIE STOCK MARKET >BILLIONS IN PROPERTY DAMAGE >QUEENSLANDERS BTFO
What does this mean? It means pauline hanson is now going to have to bow to the liberals and suck their cock for other states to pay for queensland's repair.
And that means she has to give up her anti-immigration agenda. This is really bad lads, turnbull has her bent over.
It looked like it was dying down and all of the locals seemed totally unphased in interviews this morning. Haven't really been watching for live updates.
did like what the inspiring premier had to say this morning though in response to the cyclone >"oh, I love it up there, I've been there once, I love Queensland!"
Dominic Cooper
sorry m8. I had the idea I was confusing shit, there's so much shit, who is even counting anymore 7 am and still havent slept, guess that's my cue to go.
Nicholas Murphy
It's ok in the south but north queensland is being demolished. Expect tomato and banana prices to spike.
The worst thing is this means pauline has to drop her immigration agenda and let refugees in or queensland won't get aid money.
Turnbull is forcing her to vote for his pro-immigration shit on the senate in exchange for saving queensland with federal aid.
Eli Baker
>queensland is the texas of australia
racists btfo
Owen Morales
The eye only hit the coast at 2pm, it wasn't dying down this morning.
Joseph Barnes
>Turnbull is forcing her to vote for his pro-immigration shit on the senate in exchange for saving queensland with federal aid. This is far-fetched, Turnbull would be giving her the best campaign ammunition ever by doing this.
It's unlikely that natural disasters will affect elections.
Isaac Mitchell
Fuck off cunt. Remember when the entire fucking state was under water six years ago? Queenslanders aren't like you southern fairies. They just shrug and rebuild. WA here. I'm donating. You cunts are are the only thing I like about the Eastern States.
Nathan Phillips
She'll never be able to prove it. He'll simply tell her if she wants a generous aid package instead of a mediocre one, she needs to tone down attacks on the liberals and their agendas (which are globalist)
Mate i'm with you here, i'm a fucking queenslander. We will rebuild but this is still a big happening, expect prices on shit to skyrocket banana style.
It's not good for the country and fuck those globalists for trying to take advantage of this situation.
Christian Gomez
Fuckin gross, how'd One Nations state election go bud?
Nolan Kelly
why would pauline have to give up shit? She's not the premier, that labor pole bitch is
Eli Sanders
Fuck up cunt, how can you be this much of a shitlord to your brethren. Oh that's right you're probably a cuckbournian
Matthew Gomez
she doesnt run the state, she's a fucking senator where are you getting this idea that she's responsible for the rebuilding of the state?
Leo Parker
Because they know pauline actually cares about us queenslanders and they'll give her the choice. Drop her agenda or get a shitty aid package.
this is how these slimy backroom globalists work
Jaxon Murphy
your fucked in the head, cunt, rebuilding isnt her responsibilty, it's the state government's duty to, and they're all Labor fuckheads. Pauline does not come into this at all
Adrian Turner
holy fuck do you not get it?
she cares about queensland and has honor to do what's right. the globalist scum knows this and will exploit her weakness to make her pick one of the options
she can either vote for them in the senate or the aid package will be shit
get it? this is what globalists do behind closed doors
Ian Davis
>CycloneDebbie has been downgraded to a Cat 3. 200-300mm of rain recorded on the ranges to the west of Mackay since 9am!
Parker Gomez
she cares about queensland, sure, but fuck off if you think whatever aid we get from the federal government hinges on them bullying her into giving up her agenda when it isnt her responsibility to rebuild.
you are not getting how your government works, fuckhead
Nicholas Allen
I wish it would come to cairns, i fucking hate a neighbors trees
Landon Lewis
Adam Bandt has been tard raging about coal and saying that Turnbull has blood on his hands.
Joshua Bennett
>Adam Bandt is a Tard ftfy
Brandon Torres
get a job
Levi Phillips
Why is her armpit so dark?
Colton Taylor
she's a gook, not a nip
Easton Watson
probably prickles of hair
Tyler Rivera
As you can see in this thread, here we have a bunch of aussies in their natural habit. Worrying about stupid shit like Queensland. This is further proof Australians are just Americans but slightly more British and retarded.
Andrew Campbell
What's Cairns like mate?
Brandon Brooks
True. He's a neurotic, snobby guardian commenter in senator form.
Matthew Hill
of course I'm fuckin' worried mate prices of me nanners are gonna skyrocket
Carter Sanders
tomatoes too!
Now we have to decide if we buy XXXX or Coopers on friday. Queensland or free speech?
Thomas Brooks
>turnbull has her bent over
poast vidi
Charles Long
why is Duntroon full of degenerates?
Thomas Myers
:O
Ayden Gray
Damn it feels good to be a new south welshman
Jaxson Hall
it's a fuckin joke cunt, probably stole it as bantz off a chick in his unit
Jeremiah Nelson
>3.6 BILLION IN CYCLONE CLAIMS >3.2 BILLION IN FLOOD CLAIMS JEWISH INSURANCE MERCHANTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Mason Cook
Damn I hate gooks but if I see a fine asian chick I'm gonna turn my white ancestral line to an unemployment line.
Ian Stewart
If you haven't realised that the Army is full of degenerates acting tough you're a retard.
I knew a ton of furries when I was in, and I was in combat arms. You don't spend every hour of every day either training with, eating with, or sleeping with the same guys and not learn EVERYTHING about them, from what kind of fucked up porn they watch to what they want their not-so-secret boyfriends to call them during sex.
Elijah Moore
couldn't give a fuck about their personal lives, just as long as they fight like beasts and crush the enemies of this great land
Nolan Hall
You're a real fucking retard, you know that?
Evan Ross
>pic unrelated
Christian Cook
>Bit of rain and wind Any videos or pictures of some damage? Is this as bad as natural disasters get in Australia?
Liam Wilson
fucking faggots it's just a bit of wind and rain
Wyatt Lee
>just as long as they fight like beasts Well, they certainly wanted to ;).
Nah, but they were good blokes. Pretty much everyone is a secret degenerate in some respect anyway.
Kayden Lee
Anyone here remember the brisbane floods, it was so heartwarming seeing most of the city out to help each other clean up the mud and debris, I know I played my part
Charles Adams
This, some trees have fallen over but really its just a little storm, people need to shut the fuck up
Brody Ross
There is no news or pictures coming from the completely fucked areas because their communication has been destroyed. Bowen, the Whitsundays, Airlie Beach and Prosperine are all completely fucked. Just wait until the cyclone is done and see the destruction.
Michael Green
>tfw I left 3rd brigade in Townsville only a week ago so I didn't have to deal with this shit.
Jacob Jones
>nobody in the cyclone's path can use their mobile phones, but seven can still broadcast
Luke Smith
>tfw cyclone too far south to get day off
Matthew Smith
tell him to fuck off. queensland will make it anyway.
Kevin Powell
Good to hear
Thinking of going to Duntroon
Juan Johnson
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Ian Clark
>Tfw Cyclone too far north to get a day off
Daniel Taylor
>tfw cyclone too far west to get a day off
Jackson Smith
>Turnjew will pressure a senator to fall in line or he won't give aid to an entire state How retarded can you be? Turnbull needs every vote he can get, it would be political suicide. Pauline is a senator, she isn't even responsible for a local area you complete fucking moron. >Oh wow turnbull really jewed us with the aid package >Yeah it must of been Pauline's fault
Robert Diaz
The military isn't a job, it's a lifestyle.
Can you handle having all elements of your life in the hands of retards and constant physical training interspersed with mind-numbing 200 slide powerpoints about sexual harassment with no privacy in exchange for good but not great pay? If so, the Army life is for you.
If you can, go armoured. Doing maintenance on vehicles sucks balls but you'll be grateful when you're tooling around in an air-conditioned LAV while the infantry are sweating their balls off.
Jackson Murphy
fuck you stupid nigger faggots
she's not going to cave because she wants votes, she'll cave because she genuinely cares about queensland.
i know she's a fucking senator you retard, they're blackmailing her to vote for liberal agendas in the senate or they withhold aid.
you think turnbull gives a shit about re-election? he's just another globalist puppet trying to shove through as much legislation while he can, until the next puppet takes over.
Connor Allen
If what you're bitching about never fucking happens will you come back to Sup Forums and post an apology for your shit thread?
It always annoys me that you retards spout baseless conspiracies about fucking nothing and never admit that you were wrong the whole fucking time.
The Scout jamboree thing pissed me off to no end.
Ian Turner
Or he could do what most retards do, join the airforce as a writer.
Easton Roberts
i want more cyclone in qld... add in some flaming twister too wipe the whole state off the map... while at it drop nukes to sydney and melbourne
Tyler Cooper
A natural disaster almost feels comfy after all the subversion and leftism
Christian Collins
conspiracies? mate globalists pressure people behind closed doors all the fucking time, you think a known globalist would not jump at the chance to hold this over her head?
Jackson Richardson
Do the Air Force even get real guns?
Easton Thompson
That's quite some mental gymnastics
Jason King
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John Jackson
>conspiracies? Yes, it's a fucking conspiracy.
If you have no evidence you are just making vague, baseless assumptions about retarded bullshit. Do I think that behind-closed-doors shadow government happens? Fucking of course I do. But that doesn't mean I think THIS is happening.
It makes zero sense and above even that (because government isn't always sensible) there's not a single iota of evidence.
Colton Evans
>tfw tried to go Armored because uncle was in LHR >tfw rejected by DFR during psyche >tfw Apprentice Electrician now >tfw still want to join
Jack Watson
so it's literally fucking nothing?
Some branches getting blown off trees and some gooks who don't know what the emergancy broadcasts say. If anyone dies it will be a big surprise.
Elijah Baker
ffs i'm a girl and i'm better at bantz than you dickhead
Isaiah Rivera
B O W E N
Charles Morales
XXXX is German owned...
Daniel Robinson
>>tfw rejected by DFR during psyche Don't worry senpai. Not everyone's cut out to be a soldier and them keeping you out only stops you from being stuck somewhere you really won't enjoy being.
Soldiers aren't a better class of people, they're just a different kind of people. That's what pisses me off about the cheesy moto shit that """vets""" often spout because they got sand on their boot one time when they were walking from the mess to the gym that one time they spent three weeks in Iraq.
So long as you're a patriot you're as good as any "real" soldier, because wars are fought on the home front too.
Landon Hughes
Unfortunately yes, air base guards are their top teir but they're simply rifle men that stand around and do jack, pretty much the same as a rifleman. Where as at kapooka a soldier will use both a real f88/f90 ect. They will also use a red gun in a practice range.
At RAAF base 1 Wagga Wagga the airmen get to use f88s.
Samuel Barnes
Fuck you commie, Queenslanders will just shrug their shoulders, clean up and get on with it.
Jaxon Taylor
Because its an old boys club full of old money and inbreed fuckwits who have never done a real days work in their life?
Jordan Hernandez
stop being a parasite will you...
Luis Jones
>they're simply rifle men that stand around and do jack In their defence that sounds like most Army riflemen too when they're not in country.
Luis Howard
They said i wasnt "socially adaptable" and "lacked real life experience", Tbh, nothing to do with shooting dunecoons or the mental effects of killing a bugger. >tfw if i finish my apprenticeship and work for 2 years as a sparky, i'll be 25 by the next time i try. >tfw i just want to have good mates, get fucking munted, work on vehicles and maybe one day see the sandbox. fug
Thomas Roberts
why do we even pay you cunts then
Jack Cooper
Banana prices always spike after cyclones. I've seen at least 3 separate increases in prices in my short lifetime due to blowy blowy bananas goey
Christian Hughes
do the physical requirements for being an air base guard vary from what they say as being the entry requirements for the airforce much? im skinny and out of shape af.
Jace Miller
Canberra is doing it's best to change that. Soon there will be a good mix of womyn, ethnic minorities, and more members of our LGBTQI+ community at RMC. So don't worry mate, you'll feel right at home.
Samuel Jackson
I thought it still had a few days before it made landfall though?
Robert Ortiz
You pay us to "protect" you guys overseas. What we really do is sit around, shitposting and looking at memes.
Jeremiah Davis
to scare the indos and take the fall when the Americans accidentally a whole bunch of syrian soldiers
And there's a reason why I chose kapooka over RMC and ADFA.
Ethan Brown
> It means pauline hanson is now going to have to bow to the liberals and suck their cock for other states to pay for queensland's repair.
Sounds like this retard has forgotton that us Australians come together in a time of crisis to help each other out.
I bet your some melbournite faggot
Oliver Bennett
might get some good rain coming down the coast tho
Camden Bailey
This works as well or under medical conditions say you have down syndrome.
Jordan Cox
queenslanders do anyway, we're still real aussies for now
Easton Martinez
is there a law that prevents immigrants from joining the military? if so how long till we abolish it?
Isaiah Cooper
Hmmm, my advice would be to do some co-curricular shit in a leadership position like captaining a Rugby Team or something. That sounds like they don't think you're "one of the boys" who will fit into the Army lifestyle to me. My father used to run OSBs (which is what comes after the DFR psych and interview) and basically that kind of rejection is basically just that they don't think you'll fit in properly. Which tbqh isn't a huge stretch if you're frogposting on Sup Forums - no offence.
My advice would be to try and get some Army-friendly social activities on your resume (sports, cars, anything outdoorsy but social) - and especially try and get leadership positions in them if you want to be an Officer. They shouldn't be saying you lack "real life experience" at 25, though, so if you get that again something is definitely up.