LAND OF THE FR-

Answer the question, retard what do you want to do different ? I would be totally ok with an alternative, but I see none

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Only time I ever got groped by airport security was in Germany though.....

Ok let's stop screening old people, infants, and children. Because there is absolutely no way under any circumstance that an old person, infant, or child can sneak a weapon on a plane. Oh wait, that's fucking dumb

Thats because the TSA keeps hiring niggers

is this penis inspection day?

Go through screening in nothing but a g-string. They don't pat down skin.

not if they're white.

Nature has laws and we can be absolutely free in nature.

The minor in convenience of waiting in a line and stepping through a scanner is so troublesome that you feel a better alternative would be letting dune coons hijack planes whenever they want?