>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Another bread, another male black with a mental illness
Xavier Moore
new bread. same comfy.
Wyatt Torres
Stay a while and listen.
Carson Ross
Positive Community Interaction
Hudson Sanders
>Photon masterace here. >Come at me, bro.
REEEEE FUCK RETINAS AND SEEING AND SHIT
Ethan James
First for checkin keys
Zachary Lee
first to pull dick out
Luis Martinez
/Comfy/ edition
Parker Gray
Niggers confirmed for being too stupid to remember their own names
Benjamin Bell
...
Chase Roberts
Nigs at night. Role call, Roberts.
Leo James
...
Elijah Price
Keys
Julian Russell
yeah i kek'd
Sebastian Nelson
>Chiraq
Chicongo is more accurate.
Carter Davis
Man that guy sounds depressed sitting in his car in the rain ;_;
Jonathan Cook
...
Thomas Allen
I am going to head down to the lake in a few hours and do my best to get some sick 20 foot wave shots.
Wyatt Hill
UPDATED OC PLZ R8
Nathan Sullivan
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Ryan Edwards
Lake Michiganfag here. I'm like 3 blocks from tell lake, however in the suburbs.
Josiah Roberts
...
Nathaniel Mitchell
doesn't get comfier than /CPD/
Sebastian Wood
Will we see a third screwdriver fight tonight?
Chase Wood
And this time an actual victim
Benjamin Thompson
1 block from the lake. Rogers Park reporting.
Joseph Taylor
8/10. the nog triggered me
Adam Miller
I am in Lakeview wind is fucking howling right now. Id like to show fellow anons but I don't wanna get fucking Doxxed.
David Young
NOW DAT SOME TOP GRATE ROBERT OC MAYNE
Nathaniel Lewis
pic related, Robert, the lieutenant of cpd
Isaac Evans
Check yo keys
William Jones
>adding scanlines to the worst robo cop film
OP should be ashamed. That movie wasn't fashy at all.
Leo Smith
If someone could shop some heelies on Robocop I would be eternally grateful
Jeremiah White
Is that the hacker Sup Forums in the background?
Josiah Bailey
>commercial alarm at jo-anne's fabric niggas need to sew curtains n sheeit
Luis Martin
He's not bedridden, so probably not. Unless this is an old picture.
Jaxson Harris
We were in Loyola Park the other day walking around.
Isaiah Perez
>van vs building
Christian Clark
I heard shots fired but couldn't make out how many
William Morales
>aliens
Nothing surprises me anymore
Josiah Taylor
someone just hit a parked car
Evan Hall
Probably going to huff some craft glue
Nicholas Thomas
Wait wut?
Adrian Jones
you are awesome. 9/10 replace corner darkie with sassy dispatch and it will be perfect.
Brayden Bailey
There was strange feedback, sounded like ayys
Landon Jones
>that noise
Do you think aliens ever listen to our police scanners? If they're trying to discover the true nature of the human race Chicago would be a bad place to start.
Ayden Fisher
Any of y'all ever met a dispatcher? Are they sassy IRL?
Wyatt Collins
My cousin used to date a dispatcher. She was a junkie irl.
Sebastian Davis
Oh I figured two Roberts were just standing to close to each other
Oh shit emergency buttons being hit
Aaron Evans
It's a perfect job for a girl that's into uppers.
Aiden Baker
Forgot some shit in the car.
Gavin Jenkins
Top kek why would you come back to put stuff in a bag?
I've worked 8 years as dispatch and you can't do mistakes. If i fucked up then someone didn,t get his bathrobe in time or got the wrong toppings on his pizza.
If they fuck up people FUCKING DIE. I should still check if my city need some1
Connor Wright
Is that screwdriver fight still going on? If so all I can think is both nogs put a lot of points into parry and dodge stats.