-Wake up at 2:30PM -Jerk off -Log onto Runescape at 3:00PM -Blackjack in Pollniveach trying to get to level 91 thieving for Pyramid Plunder or do questing -6:00PM rolls around -Jerk off -Out of food -Buy daily can of Pringles, bag of Doritos, and Pizza -Eat all of the chips and pizza in one sitting -Jerk off -Browse Sup Forums at 8pm -Alternate between Youtube, Sup Forums,, and other bookmarked websites. -Jerk off about 3 more times -Cry self to sleep at 6am while hugging my pillow, pretending it's Yuuko from Nichijou -Repeat
> will probably repeat this until I fail out of college
Jesus Christ you are pathetic. Stop masturbating and start doing some shit with your life
Sebastian Hall
>*BRAAAAAP* *BRAAAAAP* >and now... this is to BRAP... even further beyond!!! >hnnnggg!!! >*stomach flexes, face contorts* >*b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbrrrrrraaaa-a-a-aaa-aaa-aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA̯̩͜A̱̹͉͙͈Ạ̞̞͉A̖̯͚͍͙̘A̱͡A̱̟̼̖̥Á̩̜͍̳AAA̗A̝͇̩̪̺̱̹A͖̦͚͔̘͇͢AA̸͙͇͔̭̻A̱̗͇̳̱A̷̜̻͓̘A̦̖ͅA͎̖̳̮͕̜̟̕A̦͕͈̰Ạ̫̟̣̣̥̀A̲A̡A̱͔A̟̘͇̯͎̣͙Ả̺̼̮̝͕͊́̽A͍̥͈̦͚ͪ̓ͦ̚A̓͆̄̍ͯ̇̀͢Ȃ̩͉̀ͤ̈́̓̂͂A̲͂͑͗͗͒͐A̫͇̯̭̲͑̏̆͜Ȃ̫͛ͮǍ̗͕̱̝͖A̶̗͚͎͇̭̼͋͛̾A͓ͭ͐͂Å͔̘̗̤ͬ͋̾́ͫͩ͘A̠͑̊́̆̉̋Àͨ̅̀̇͟AA̦̩̿̑͗̓Ȁ̠̲̱͂̍̃̂̀A̷̩̽ͧͬ̑ͫ̒̈A̮̓A̼͙̱̩͋͌ͪ̏ͫ̑Ȃ̱͓͕̣̬ͅA̡̼̳͈̰̱ͩA͎̺̱̼̲̼̘ͩ̍͆A̦̙ͨȦ̘̻̯̠́ͅA̷̙̮̲̥͖͚̦ͣ͑̏ͯ̿̓̐̃̓͗̋̒̍͌͜Ą̴̛͉̪͉̗̼̖̮̝̫̳̱̰̣̙̙̋ͮͦ̿̈̂̔̀A̧͍̫̘͓͓̼̬̗̪̻̹̺̮̖̠̫̠̗ͧ̿ͬͭ͛̓̔ͩ̔͌ͬ͊ͭ͜Ȃ̧̛̠̤̖͖̠̳̪͖̺̱̳͕̬̻̥̙͇ͫ̄̔̽̓̕̕A̧̛͈͕̱͔̥͉̟͉͚̹̲̩̭ͯ̈̅̆̾͒͊͂́͡͞A̵̜͙̫͓̗̙̺̙̬̝͓̩̭͍ͭ͂̊ͪ͐͆̎ͫ͝ͅA̵̵̛̪̩̲̙̘̲̺͖͖͍̰̫̅͑̍͆̌̍ͯ̌͂́ͬ̒͒̐̀͆̅̚À̛̜̲̱̹̏̀͛ͬͯͮͣ̈͞͝͝ͅA͕̮̯͉̐ͣͣͪ͗ͧ͐ͦ̅ͪ̎̀
William Collins
WHY DONT YOU LIFT?
Andrew Allen
go to /r9k/ or /adv/
Josiah Baker
Kys
If you don't have discipline, you're no different than animals
Aiden Smith
BIG
Cooper Young
Wow your parents must be proud of you
Parker Thompson
...
Asher Collins
>grown adult >runescape That shit is a massive time waster you need to quit that shit asap. Also one jerk off a day is enough for most people...
Andrew Richardson
this girl is made for BLACK COCK
Isaiah Roberts
WHITE
Blake King
Brippety brap, my fellow 4channers!
William Cruz
Selamat pagi user. Have you thought about getting a good quality genuine daki? It won't solve your problems but at least you'll be comfy.
Jason Jones
>User was banned for this post
Hudson Wilson
BRAPS
Kayden Sanders
Jesus christ i remember starting that in 03 and stopping after 8 years also rs3 a shit play Sup Forumsscape faggot
Robert Stewart
There is no help for someone like you, suicide is the only answer
Eli Adams
;)
Ethan Sanders
what about it?
Julian Carter
this is probably fanfic
theres a gazillion things you could be doing besides playing runescape. if you cant get yourself to do them maybe take adderall
but you most likely cant be saved
Jaxson Murphy
I need the sauce
Bentley Roberts
Thank you, I thought something was wrong with me after seeing how many times OP jerked off in 1 day
Easton Reed
Dann I wish I was young again. Thanks for making me relive old memories.
Jeremiah White
And I thought I was miserable myself. That's just sad, you are at a point where you can't be saved anymore.
Blake Garcia
your day reminds me of mine a lot
Parker Green
This, though this is probably pasta.
I got a Daki of my waifu and I'm in heaven.
I just need to buy an onahole and i'll be gud.
Zachary Allen
>tfw playing runescape while reading this
Leo Ortiz
get a hold of your life. dont fail out of college or you'll have nothing going for you.
Luke Cruz
>Yuuko Good taste.
Joseph Reyes
>wake up >hit bong >pour myself a 4-5 vodka shots into a big glass and mix with ginger ale >go outside, have ciggy with my drink >finish drink >eat a banana >go to work >smoke ciggies >finish work, go home >hit the bong >Make another 3-4 drinks of strong Vodka and Ginger ale drinks >hit the bong >Eat leftover kebab from the previous night >hit the bong >smash down the rest of my current drink >pass out
Jackson Hall
>Runescape Damn, I'm old.
Ayden Williams
>take adderall >in EU
Daniel Richardson
Quit being a pussy. >decide on real world interest/job. Nothing stupid unless you're rich and can afford to fail >set alarm to 5:00am >wake up >5:00-7:00 am gym >7:00-8:00 am study for class or work towards goal. >8:00am-5:00pm job/class >5:00pm-8:00pm study/work towards goal >8:00pm-9:00pm break for sanity >9:00pm-10:00pm sleep
Rinse repeat, 6 days a week. Take half day once a week for social life. Done.
Michael Kelly
FATT
Dominic Ward
...
Logan Adams
wake up at 2ish pm, hit road for work at 220, get there at 3, work until 2 am, get home, hang out on pol for like an hour or to, go to sleep.
rinse repeat, with split days off no less, 50 hour work weeks as a set schedule does not leave much time for anything else.
Sebastian Flores
Convert and find Jesus
Xavier Perez
You fucking degenerate. Stop with the gaming shit, get a nice haircut, get a membership, create a beginner's workout routine, follow your progress on a fitness tracking app, wake up before 11 am at the latest, stop fucking jerking off, never ever think about buying potato chips, pizza and other shit food again, just drink water, inform yourself about a healthy diet and fucking follow through with all that.
After 1 month you will feel great. After 2 months you will feel greater. After 3 months you will feel absolutely awesome - even more so mentally than physically.
Just try it out and I promise you that you will be grateful ever reading this.
Stop being a degenerate nigger faggot.
Christian Bailey
Get a job, dude. If you don't have a degree or certifications stay away from office jobs that will hire anyone because they will suck your soul, but getting a shit job will make you feel way better. Think "American Beauty".
Women get depressed because they never became a Disney princess. Men get depressed when they are out of the work force. Virility, man: you need to focus on it.
Mason Wilson
i kinda wanna become an alcoholic if my life goes to shit. im only 19 rn though.
Cooper Jones
Why is braaappp-posting so looked down upon?
It's a solid meme
Brayden Jackson
i guess what im saying is, ill trade you lives.
only tibia instead of runescape.
Jack Watson
Do you have some savings?
Ian Kelly
What does this have to do with politics?
>>>/seeatherapist/
Nicholas Bell
>wake up at 3pm >immediately turn on pc and go to pol >browse pol for 3 hours >play a few steam games fro the rest of the day >obligatoryly to to r/tgirls and fap every night >repeat
This existence must actually be hell
Gavin Ramirez
Ain't technology grand?
Luke Ortiz
Sort yourself out faggot. Only you can solve your problems.
Caleb Carter
Study. Do it right now, do it every day.
Start a light workout routine. Stop eating like shit.
Show up to class.
Your life WILL drastically improve, everything else is auxiliary, jobs are necessary later, optional now, passing and studying is not optional, get off your lazy ass.
Gaming is fine, but you're doing it to excess. Jacking off is fine but you're doing it to excess.
Bentley Wood
>not getting 8 hours of sleep Enjoy no gains.
Charles Rogers
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Time for my pasta I saved long ago
About taking my daughter to the MLP movie
Jose Lopez
Just get a job, go to gym and stop going on Sup Forums. Get yourself a console and play solo games whenever you have time. Stop playing MMOs.
Nicholas Morales
>wake up at 8pm make coffee and breakfast for parents >shitpost till 12 and go grab smokes from the store >do what minimal workouts i can on my bench >cook dinner >grab a 6pack from the store >shitpost and drink >go to sleep at 12
I didnt ask for the neet life but im literally to disabled to work but aleast i get disability+ei+worksafe so im sitting on cash i probably will never get to use
Owen Gonzalez
The BraaaapPill is next level shit and OP should take it. Braaaaapposting highlights the reality that women who stick their asses out for photoshoots shouldn't be looked at as sexy or desirable, they look ridiculous and it's actually pretty pathetic. Pornstars and strippers get an exception I suppose.
Luis Myers
>falling for the 8 hour Jew ISHYGDDT
Jayden Davis
That's a pathetic existence.
Lincoln Morales
You need Jesus, user.
Landon Bennett
>>>r9k
Daniel Rodriguez
Could just do tren
Anthony Russell
I know we stole pepe and all but you can't post your neet problems here.
Dylan Ross
The majority of your muscle fiber synthesis in a 24 hour period takes place in the last 2 hours of an 8 hour sleep cycle.
You're literally cutting your gains by 30-40%.
Or this.
Henry Perez
You've fallen into a trap brudda. Electronic life and electronic relationships are shallow and weak. You got to get out in the world! Reconnect, even though it hurts. BECAUSE it hurts! The pain lets you know it's real.
Start small. Instead of fucking around on youtube and Sup Forums, put on your shoes and go for a walk. Try to notice the beauty in things around you. Try to notice the little things.
Owen Diaz
I unironically envy you.
Dylan Brown
No one said it was permanent. People don't understand skilled labor anymore. You faggots go to college and major in medieval sexual intercourse and wonder why you can't get hired. Develop a skill, become good enough at it that 99% of people can't do your job, and you'll be in the 1%. It really is that fucking simple. Then you can make your own schedule. Until then, your manager at Burger King will continue to give you 4 hour shifts when you need cash and 12 hour shifts when you need a break.
Christian Rogers
Wow this. You should see my discovery tab on IG.
Lincoln Russell
>DUDE just get some discipline it works for me LMAO
Austin Moore
>obsessing over gains because Zyzz brah Yet another NEET trap.
Jonathan Stewart
You LARPin bro?
Nathan Bell
That ain't nothing >be me >wake up at 2pm >hit bowl hard >throw a dip in my lip >play vidya >hit bowl again >eat a banana(ironically same as you) >go to work >break at work, hit bowl again and throw a dip in mouth >work more >eat first and only meal of the day, really big meal >get home, hit bowl, throw in dip >surf Sup Forums or play vidya >smoke bowl >go to bed at 5am continue cycle
Nolan Lee
How is doing nothin and still gettin paid a problem?
Zachary Morgan
with the way things are going, you won't reach 20 anyway, might as well start now
Adam Kelly
most of those dude posting are LARPing, I recommend working on yourself, but most people start too hard early-on and lose motivation after one week
Jaxon Cox
Ass is delicious you gay faggot
Sebastian Rivera
What job allows the use of illicit drugs senpai?
Jeremiah Roberts
You have fucked up you brain and body chemistry but it is possible always for a change. The least and most important thing for your beginning is to START LIFTING you god damn faggot.
Sebastian Ross
>What job allows the use of illicit drugs senpai? service jobs, warehouse jobs, back house restaurant gigs, hotel desk jobs
Matthew Wilson
Security Guard
They don't care I guess, it's legal in my state anyway. They did drug test me and I should have popped hot but they hired me anyway because le Veteran status.
Angel Miller
Trust me you don't. I'm recovering right now after quitting drinking cold turkey about a month ago.
Was downing 1-2 liters of hard liquor(50-75%) + 1-2 6-packs of strong beer(nothing under 7.5%) a day for 4 years. Last time I drank was on a 4 day bender and I realized it doesn't fix anything. It just fucks your body and mind up and all your problems will still be there when you sober up. I'm 23.
Life is still shit, but alcohol doesn't solve anything.
Camden Wright
You the guy from /f1/?
John Murphy
When I am working early shifts
>Wake up at 04:30 AM >Eat and browse Sup Forums >Go to work at 05:15 >Start work at 06:00 >First break at 09:00 >Second break at 12:00 >Finish 02:00 PM >Train and make dinner when I get Home >Browse Sup Forums >Do school and studies until 08:00 PM >Read and listen to Podcast until I black out, usually around 10:00 PM
Luis Gray
Sadly, most jobs do if you can keep your shit together under the influence. I used to be a pot smoker and have been in the work force since before I could legally work (had to hustle due to shit hand in life). Pass the drug test to get the job, keep your cool so people don't think you use and if you get injured on the job realize you won't get worker's compensation because they WILL drug test you, so if you get injured don't let anyone know.
Brandon Diaz
die a hero, take sandnigs and mudsharks down with you
Jordan Moore
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Michael Walker
I am 24 and was a serious alcoholic when I was in the Army, I would drink all night and then run 5 miles in the morning still drunk, this went on for years. When I finally got out of the Army I started getting some serious medical problems so I quit cold turkey after that.