Slovakia

Pronounced Slow-vock-eeah

Since when pigs can use computers?

>American education

josef tiso was president in ww2, cucked on deportation of jews because muh religion

that's slovenia ya dumbo

First lady is a BIGLY Slovene, and Barron can speak your language fluently.

there was the 1944 uprising, I read the first time about it when I got an old model airplane with Slovak rebel markings from my cousin.

My Czech grandpa said you were only good for skiing.

checkoslovakia

Off the top of my head:

Your capital is Bratislave, Preßburg in German. You used to be part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire and afterwards Czechoslovakia. In WW2 you were allied with Germany under Tiso. You speak Slovak which is a West Slavic language. You are part of NATO and the EU and have adopted the euro. There is a sizable Hungarian minority in your country. Also gypsies if I remember correctly.