Be american

>be american
>get shot

> Be german
> get machete'd

>be british
>get mugged

>Be brit

>Get shanked

P O T T E R Y

>gun control works
Wew

>be irish
>drink during pregnancy
>repeat for two thousand years

>be french
>get trucked

> be irish
> get de-potato'd

>San Bernardino Part 2: Ballistic Boogaloo

sorry to ruin your combo streak but y'all don't have shit on slovenia

>Be British
>Get Double-Deckered by Ahmed

Holy shit, my brother and my sister go to the local CSU there

> be Slovenia
> be undiscoverable on the map

...

> be American
> get imprisoned for rape while Tyrone shafts your wife

>be slovenia
>get un-triested

>be euro
>get ripped in half by truck of peace

The Kremlin activated one of his Manchurian Candidates in retaliation to the Syrian strikes

>be german
>get trucked

>Be German
>Be forcefully (((Enriched)))

Californians are not Americans.

''forcefully''

>be Slovenia
>get czeched

Californian children even less so

lel

>be good American
>shoot back

PLEASE BE MUSLIM PLEASE BE MUSLIM PLEASE BE MUSLIM PLEASE BE MUSLIM PLEASE BE MUSLIM PLEASE BE MUSLIM PLEASE BE MUSLIM PLEASE BE MUSLIM PLEASE BE MUSLIM

>California
>American
Yeah, nah there's more illegals and criminals there than real citizens
Places other than our military bases there might as well be mexico
Also california has
>muh fun control
Really working well for them

Probably a mentally ill black man.. that could be muslim.

...

Please be homosexuals, please be homosexuals

lol britcucks

>be Italian
>no one cares about you.

Feels good man.

>Muh fun control

Accurate statement.

>Be Americuck
>Get blacked

>be black man with conservative ideal
>Get called trying to be white and race traitor by niggers
>Most of the time guessing game of nigga or normal black guy from people you interact with

>be beaner
>Come to America to leech resources
>Get shot
Pottery justice

>San Bernardino
>American
I can guarantee you everyone at that school is a wetback

>be slovenia
>be speedbump on road of other nations conquests

>Or be American
>Get JEWED everyday

Reminder that this could've been avoided had Hillary been president. This is all on you Drumpfkins.

good fucking riddance
less americans in the world only make it better

Nigga if your gonna try and promote the bitch at least tell us lies that aren't so obvious. Good goy.

It's all part and parcel of living in the United States.

You greasy fucking nigger. I'm glad the boats keep coming your way.

>slovenia
who?

>be brit
>get imprisoned for shafting while achmed rapes your veil'd wife

>when a Yugoslavian province larps as a nation