Be american

sorry to ruin your combo streak but y'all don't have shit on slovenia

>Be British
>Get Double-Deckered by Ahmed

Holy shit, my brother and my sister go to the local CSU there

> be Slovenia
> be undiscoverable on the map

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> be American
> get imprisoned for rape while Tyrone shafts your wife

>be slovenia
>get un-triested

>be euro
>get ripped in half by truck of peace

The Kremlin activated one of his Manchurian Candidates in retaliation to the Syrian strikes

>be german
>get trucked