how are you going to transport and sell them? where is the profit?
Bentley Wright
Eat this edible plastic bag goyi... Fellow Earth lover! It isn't loaded with estrogen, I promise!
Levi Jenkins
Its about time
Connor Sanders
What is the sack made of? Does it have any negative effects on the human body when ingested?
Eli Collins
Or just use a fucking glass cup Jesus
Grayson Gray
why use this when you can just use a permanent water bottle made out of metal or hard plastic?
Jaxson Roberts
>profit
jew get out
Nathan Anderson
>PLASTIC IS BAD >so instead of potentially being exposed to minute forms of toxins and such from plastic, we're just going to feed that minute amount to you directly
this world
Matthew Hernandez
I'd rather not eat plastic thanks
Isaiah Bailey
How is it stored? Just as the blob?
What if it's dropped in like dust or anything, does that mean I need to eat the dusty blob part just to get the water?
Jonathan Hernandez
Profit is just an indicator of success or if something is needed at all.
Get out commie...
Cooper Scott
Fucking nobody is going to help produce it if there isn't any profit
Angel Wright
Probably gelatin, or like jello or melty listerine strip shit which are both also gelatin most likely
Hunter Parker
Maybe public water companies can filter out the hormones so we don't have to drink water out of a bottle.
Lucas Baker
there's some kind of thin plastic film covering it that you have to remove.
expect most of them to explode during transport.
Logan Miller
Soda blob gets handled by guys on assembly line, handled by a loading guy, handled by another loading guy at distributor, handled by another loading guy at store, sits in a dusty ass storage room, fondled by stock person...and then i'm supposed to...eat it? Only way that is sanitary is if it comes sealed from the factory in another plastic container which kind of defeats the purpose.
David Price
doomed to failure, just like every other green tech. Petrol is king!
Josiah Hall
>Blob you eat made to remove plastic pollution >Has to be shielded from bacteria and contaminants >Must be sold in plastic
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
John Martin
Or store them in plastic bottles. Oh.
Jeremiah Gomez
recycled cardboard egg cartons? thought of that in 5 seconds
use your brain negro
William Davis
why would i want to eat a blob, that stands on some warehouse with rat piss and dust, or detergent, or whatever
retarded, gtfo
Jeremiah Ortiz
high fructose corn starch
Mason Moore
>Even the promo video shows it spilling water everywhere >Not just using the official reusable water bottle of the friendly water filter salesman
Landon Jenkins
>Why are you against green technology? I'm not. No one on Sup Forums should be.
Jason Rivera
Edible water blub that contains 93% water already exist. Its called watermelon
Jack Ross
do you know how dirty the outside of a bottle can get?
Jason Barnes
this episode of black mirror isn't actually that bad
Lucas Walker
>What is the secret of Soylent Green? What is the secret of Soylent Green? >What is the secret of Soylent Green? What is the secret of Soylent Green? >What is the secret of Soylent Green? What is the secret of Soylent Green? >What is the secret of Soylent Green? What is the secret of Soylent Green? >What is the secret of Soylent Green? What is the secret of Soylent Green?
Owen Cooper
Calcium chloride mixed into a liquid mixture. Placed into a mold of some sort. It then gets frozen, and placed into a solution of water and sodium alginate. And boom hipster water.
Owen Hughes
no one is eating that
Ian Gutierrez
> Why are you against green technology?
Who is against this? What argument could you even have against this?
Brayden Jones
Better yet we could have the source of water at central points where people can use one container and just Refill it when necessary.
Evan King
>make it something you have to eat >give it to people who live in dust piles
Great fucking plan, skyler.
Jayden Anderson
only really took off with blacks honestly.
libshits dont really buy that, they would rather eat their 2000 calorie chipotle with a plastic bottle of diet coke.
Jayden Martin
This. Glad I didn't have to type that out.
Camden Long
>Americans invent way to eat deep fried water
How fat are we getting america?!
Lincoln Cook
I don't even get the point in water bottles or water in general. This is due to the vegan life style. I eat raw meat 5 times a day and it not only feeds me but hydrates as well. Dead animals are 100% biodegradable as well. I swear the pussification of men knows no bounds.
Matthew Cooper
>water filter what?
Unless you live in the 3rd world you don't have to filter tap water.
I use the tap water bottle...but any bottle will do.
I can't wait to eat water ballsacks that have been handled by countless grimy, shitstained hands of complexionally impaired retail plebs.
Nicholas Jones
>Ooho
Why are scientists so bad at branding?
Justin Cook
Once again Sup Forums is being contrarian for the sake for being contrarian; Being against green technologies because *why the fuck not*?
This is why no one takes you seriously. This story currently has 12k upvotes on /r/All. Think about that for a minute.
Anti-intellectualism is the bane of society.
Camden Hill
>company wants to turn a profit >somehow jewish I need all middle schoolers to leave
Cooper Myers
>Drink tapwater in America >Get autism You need a filter for the fluoride bro.
Evan Davis
At least it will use less plastic.
Joseph Russell
Just like every "green" and "tiny house" is some millionaire architects pet project. This too is some dumb hipster overly engineered attention grab.
The solution is to not be a nigger and reuse and recycle.
Ayden Murphy
Who said we were against green technology?
Conservationism used to be a right-wing thing, you know. Back before the global warming meme was used to scare everyone into buying carbon credits and get sweet selective tax breaks and government grants.
Probably causes cancer and tits, but otherwise hurrah
Jackson Miller
>Not washing down that delicious Triple-Stacked Deep Fried Turkey-Butt(™)burger down with a refreshing to the touch(™) Deep Friend Water
Ishiggy'd
Jeremiah Powell
...
Ayden Foster
If water bottle companies just started packaging bottles that could be reused - not this flimsey shit with caps that break if you look at them wrong - then people could just buy a single water bottle and refill it throughout the week or month.
Chase Russell
complexionally impaired
I'm fucking dead
James Phillips
Oh shit
Jackson Jones
>fastcompany.com/3028012/this-edible-blob-is-a-water-bottle-without-the-plastic "A compound made from brown algae and calcium chloride creates a gel around the water." Can you stupid fuckers even read? Why the fuck are you so confident in your own retard opinions when you haven't even read shit? Like fuck I don't even know that this blob bullshit even makes sense but I at least took the time to look at the article for a minute before releasing my smug yet ignorant opinion into the world holy shit I'm mad it literally says "without-the-plastic" in the link all you had to do was look.
Cameron Lopez
>One way to stop the ever-growing pile of plastic water bottles in landfills? Make a bottle people can eat.
Imagine if corporations were not greedy and people were not wimpy and everyone went back to using glass bottles and containers.
Glass is already healthy and environmentally friendly. All it would take to improve its sustainability is a better recycling system.
Obviously that will never happen.
Hudson Myers
>Talking about Reddit Have a (((You)))
Henry Phillips
>We Tap Water
Parker Gutierrez
I watched a youtube video on how to make your own a while back and supposedly the process makes the water sour or bitter or something. I don't remember exactly but having a reusable water bottle is better than that single swallow bullshit of a blob
Aaron Turner
So what's the nutritional value of this seaweed material and how much of it is recommended for daily ingestion?
Connor Miller
Yeah, so you have to have a very clean environment or the things will be covered in dirt in no time flat and then the niggers won't want any.
I got a cheap solution that doesn't get the water dirty!
Tyler Perry
What about a plastic non degreadable wrapper on that so the part I eat isn't in direct contact with the Indian slave labour kids hads
>live in india >accidentally drop your ooho on the ground in the poopoo >now you must choose between wasting water washing your ooho, wasting water discarding your ooho, or eating the poopoo >you know what you must do
Isaac Bell
This is the process by which ALL food is shipped, user.
Unless you live on a farm, dozens of hands touch that salad before you eat it.
David Phillips
/thread
Robert Thomas
whats the point of buying bottled water if your just gonna end up using it for tap water fucking retard
Luke Richardson
>unironically linking to reddit
Alexander Morris
>schilling hard for something he knows nothing about yet
why are you against people being legitimately and justifiably concerned about what they ingest into their body ?
Evan Rodriguez
>comes to Sup Forums >complains >talks about other site
Just fucking stay there you filthy nigger
Aiden Butler
1% increase in your tap water use + one or so new bottle a year = not enough broken windows to keep everyone employed.
Samuel Hall
>calcium chloride no thanks I don't want to be sterile
Noah Ortiz
I'm not against green technology at all. It just isn't effective enough to cover the needs of the world yet.
Meanwhile, the world and society needs to, you know, keep on spinning
Juan Myers
>This story currently has 12k upvotes on /r/All. Think about that for a minute.
you can't make this shit up, folks
Alexander Sanders
No one here gives a fuck about enviromental shit. Take this hippie shit back to plebbit faggot.
Nicholas Reyes
Linking to reddit from herewill get you shadow banned on there reddit friend.
Landon Garcia
>Hygenic How?
You're touching the bottle, which you "eat", and you're transporting something you consume.. without a container.
Unless there IS a container around this, making the whole thing pointless in the first place
Kayden Brooks
Lol why would I feel ashamed that I go to Reddit? You realize we mock you there right?
Seriously, just take a step back and look at what you're doing. You're against green technology simply because it's green. You're a conservative for the sake of being conservative. You don't even bother to think about these kinds of issues, because JEWS JEWS JEWS.
Fuck this, I'm out.
Brayden Jenkins
2 ounces of water when I'm thirsty along with this fucking choking hazard. This will sell real well.
Mason Myers
>brown algae fiber and protein
> calcium chloride the part that solidifies the water, probably causes a tiny amount of salt taste. Also gives you calcium.
Jonathan Lopez
>This story currently has 12k upvotes on /r/All
Lucas Walker
you have to go back fagass
Christian Wilson
This edible packaging meme has been popping up for years now I am yet to encounter anything actually wrapped in it
Noah Bailey
>upvotes Making idealistic faggots feel good doesn't mean its a brilliant idea.
Aiden Phillips
Because reddit just delete shit they don't like
Fake news
Jason Roberts
It's quite obvious the Jews are behind this
Brody Young
OY VEYYYYY GOY JUST EAT THIS BAG
THAT WILL BE $15 FOR 500mL NO REFUNDS!
Dominic Parker
Good. Fuck off redditnigger. We hate you here. Your ridicule means fuck all since you're all a bunch of raging faggots.
Kevin Cook
>Why are you against green technology? Life was a mistake I'd like to fuck up the planet the fastest I can
Jason Jenkins
Nope, I am completely FOR it. What I'm against is forcing it down our throats and making western economies uncompetitive because of "muh co2"
Oliver Scott
>says fuck this i'm out >won't really leave
Jeremiah Martinez
Against green technology because you do not generate any profit. You look to solve a problem without looking at the biggest one first. The fact you overlook it tells us all we need to know about reddit and why people over there fall for shit like this and also why it ends up on facebook. You are fools.
Matthew Baker
>one of the highest sources of salmonella in the food group's storage container tgats also incredibly proud, thus removing the ability to sanitize. Keep thinking nigger
Aaron Powell
I bet that bag is 100% pure xeno-estrogen. If you're a man and you don't drink water out of a stainless steel drink bottle then you may as well chop your balls off now.
Joseph Mitchell
radical sales pitch >it's like a 1 ounce condom you can snack on after you drink out of it
Luke Reyes
enjoy your fluoride filled no gains
Nathaniel Watson
>You realize we mock you there right?
Oh no, don't do that! Don't mock us whatever shall we do?