>Nearly entirely white community >Extremely low crime rates >Submissive, loyal wives >Patriarchal society >Knowing your children will never be a minority in their own community >No drinking, drugs, or other forms of degeneracy >Lack of contact with outside world and (((mass media))) means your community will never be poisoned by (((them)))
The niggers will kill and rape them once the US is 10% white
Look at South Africa if you want to see our future
Lucas Diaz
I seriously think about this all the time...
Ayden Martinez
i'm not your google faggot
Cooper Smith
>Nearly
No. They're all white. Without exception.
Brody Wood
>Let's advertise all these tiny vestigial white holdouts on a board teeming with desperate shitskins Genius
Daniel Ortiz
>now on the 8th generation of inbreeding
Jackson Hughes
is it even possible to join the amish?
Michael Watson
>No drinking, drugs, or other forms of degeneracy >Not a meme
Ethan Perry
Amish are based af
Used to go on field trips to see them during Catholic school. Theyre too pure for us.
Luis Lee
amish have low IQ.
Liam Perry
where do i sign up?
Cameron Clark
No they don't, Amish build houses roads, etc..
Hunter Harris
They do have it right, but I don't know if I would want to live in their community. I like my gadgets and cars too much. You can accomplish much of the same things by moving to a white rural area.
Joshua Hill
The amish actually have a drug and gang problem. It happens during rumspringa when 16 years olds are encouraged to go out to our world for a few years to see how bad it is. They've also been raided by the Feds for their incestuous rape epidemic.
Mason Allen
I married into a traditional mennonite family, a sect that has close ties to the Amish.
I still spend part of the year living on the farmstead with my wife's people.
A lot of it is honestly like a fucking utopia. They live well. However, it is hilarious that Stormfags and Sup Forumsacks idolize them so much.
The Amish hate the alt-right and national socialists more than you can possibly imagine.
Joshua Garcia
Im all for incest. Where do I sign?
Benjamin Cooper
If they'd loosen up their stance on drugs, booze, and internet I might.
James Gonzalez
Quakers shake and tremble. Hilarious.
Nicholas Thompson
I'd join tomorrow if it wasn't for the religious crap. God didn't put this food on the table I did, busting my arse in a field all day.
Jacob Turner
Varg is starting a pagan version and im going to join
Landon Gonzalez
Holy shit she has giant bear hands. Wtf?
Jack Moore
Go back to work, Trump.
Brody Russell
Guns, weed, alcohol, internet, secular. If their cool with that I'll join right up.
Cameron Fisher
No internet
Hunter Harris
This girl looks just like my qt Mormon gf.
How many babies should I give her?
Jace Peterson
>Rumspringa sluts no thanks
Quakers are faggots
Liam Stewart
I bet they're excellent for performing handjobs.
>you will never be milked by an innocent Amish girl discovering sex for the first time
Luis Cooper
>roads into the trash they go >ancapball.jpeg
Chase James
BRB, becoming Amish. I'll resume posting when I get my PC running on kerosene.
Landon Fisher
Also, actual Amish women are very disgusting. They do not have beauty products and spend all day out in the sun doing hard labor and other things so they appear like they're 40 at the age of 18. Also I don't think they shave, and they kind of smell. Also I'm pretty sure city dudes come and pick up the few hot ones at night when the other Amish are in bed, take them out, and bang them and bring them home in the morning.
t. Guy who does a lot of work in Amish country.
Thomas Lewis
ok it's not low, it's just mediocre. like 100. They're dumb white people, basically. Less evolved.
Brody James
that's like literally the list of things they're not cool with. You stupid ass.
Kevin White
>Exercise makes you age faster >This is what amerifats actually believe
Cameron Stewart
Because I don't live anywhere near the Amish, among other reasons.
Aiden Foster
I could get into hairy, sweaty, and smelly Amish pussy.
Bentley Evans
Im not white
Carter Gonzalez
...
Jack Hall
pic related
Carson Cruz
This is the kind of life we now live in.
Brayden Cook
>standing outside in the sun 10 hours a day since childbirth without sunscreen does not age the skin
t. American education
Lincoln Reed
>nigger stumbles upon you wife with her family in community >rapes her and your daughters >no one did anything because killing is bad
Xavier Lopez
>went to quaker school for 12 years
Um Quakers are the most bluepilled SJW libtards on the planet. They're literally all social justice activists.
Kevin Lopez
>implying amish aren't armed to the fucking teeth.
Carson Lopez
Believe it or not, I actually encountered some Amish folk in the city about a year back and they were NOT as attractive as what you'd hope. Some appeared to be a bit rude as well.
Lucas Phillips
They reject violence, even for self-defense.
Bentley Davis
The Amish don't use the internet, so the real question, why OP is not an Amish? OP is like Trump: lying all the time. Spicer "Hitler did not gas his own people" yes he gas many Germans, Trump and his aide and Fox News are propaganda machine for stupid voter racist fascist Nazi American. American live in a racist, nationalist bubble just the German before their defeats.
Ian Wright
When a man's daughter is getting raped, do you really think he's going to disregard his hunting rifle as a viable option? People tend to drop their fee-fees and get real when the shit hits the fan.
Oliver Lewis
Because you're an outsider.
Also
>Intentionally living in the 1800's >Not being retarded
pick one
Ryder Turner
Genuinely thought about it the other day.
Jaxson Hughes
If you're going to be a shill, at least be fucking coherent.
Owen Thomas
yes, but you have to give up the computer & Sup Forums
Bentley Davis
Will he let a humble American join
Connor Jenkins
Because we had / have to defend ourselves from (((them)))