Brit/pol/ Election Boogaloo 2

[Benjamin Cruz]

MAY: SNAP ELECTION IS THE ONLY WAY TO GUARANTEE SECURITY FOR THE YEARS AHEAD
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
archive.is/82iz0
>She accused Britain's other political parties of "game playing"

CURRENT PARTY BREAKDOWN
parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/mps/current-state-of-the-parties/

MAY AVOIDS TV DEBATES
thesun.co.uk/news/3357498/theresa-may-set-to-avoid-tv-election-debates-despite-goading-from-jeremy-corbyn-and-calls-by-tim-farron-for-bbc-to-empty-chair-her/
archive.is/PMsCl
>CORBYN: "she should not be dodging head-to-head TV debates"

HITCHCOCK DIRECTED BREXIT: TUSK
news.sky.com/story/election-call-likened-to-hitchcock-film-by-eus-donald-tusk-10842357
archive.is/cI0RB

MET CHIEF PROMISES TASERS AND CYBER CRACKDOWN
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/18/met-chief-prioritises-giving-officers-tasers-and-fighting-cybercrime
archive.is/H4n8B
>...to use data analytics to identify suspects “in a way we can’t quite do at the moment”

MUMSNET THREAD
htt_ps://www.mum snet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2906378-Who-to-vote-for-in-General-Election
>"Agree vote whoever is not tory."

CORPORATIONS RELISH ELECTION CHAOS
telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/04/18/business-leaders-welcome-snap-election-brexit-boost-set-deliver/
archive.is/DqLKK
>"It’s clearly a last-minute thing."

Rolling news tank:::
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/18/britains-general-election-a-ploy-to-stop-hard-brexit/ [archive.is/BmayT]
Election during Ramadan - twitter.com/i/moments/854295260327006208
indyref2.scot/we-need-to-make-this-snap-election-about-independence [archive.is/0GLTT]
Owen Jones - youtu.be/zuHFM3-ZuAA
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/conservatives-right-wing-win-election-5532843 [archive.is/5iCOE]
UK Column - youtube.com/watch?v=saAIT2g00gs

[Henry Martin]

Lads,

>How do I win?

[Jace Rodriguez]

Reminder: Tories can't be re-elected until prior investigations are finished

[Jace Johnson]

A VOTE FOR THE "CONSERVATIVES" IS A VOTE FOR

>mass immigration
>feminist legislation
>rights for sodomites
>destruction of the church
>war with Assad
>sniffing Amerisharts sharts
>globalisation on steroids
>ridiculously expensive green "energy" initiatives
>purposely sloppy brexit where we keep most of the EU
>more islamisation of daily life
>increased surveillance and limitation of liberties
>more false-flag terrorist attacks conducted by MI5
>further devolution
>more cuts to our armed forces
>more left wing QUANGO's writing up government policies
>more taxpayer funding for the Islamic State and Al-Nusra Front
>more Chinese "investment"
>complete destruction of what remains of our manufacturing industry
>the extinction of the Anglo-Saxon race (the greatest people to ever walk God's green Earth)

VOTE UKIP OR DUP, OTHERWISE NECK YOURSELF

[Luis Sanchez]

...

[Levi Hughes]

What happens if:

Tories win
Investigation declares their previous wins dodgy.

[Jackson Baker]

Is this a man?

[Caleb Long]

>BASED Wheatabix.

[John Long]

>Pic Related

[Daniel Evans]

Lad, if a Labour council can get away with protecting Paki rape gangs for 2 decades, and the BBC can get away with protecting satanic pedophiles for 5 decades, then I'm pretty sure the Conservatives can get away with spending a little too much in some elections.