Reminder: Tories can't be re-elected until prior investigations are finished
Jace Johnson
A VOTE FOR THE "CONSERVATIVES" IS A VOTE FOR
>mass immigration >feminist legislation >rights for sodomites >destruction of the church >war with Assad >sniffing Amerisharts sharts >globalisation on steroids >ridiculously expensive green "energy" initiatives >purposely sloppy brexit where we keep most of the EU >more islamisation of daily life >increased surveillance and limitation of liberties >more false-flag terrorist attacks conducted by MI5 >further devolution >more cuts to our armed forces >more left wing QUANGO's writing up government policies >more taxpayer funding for the Islamic State and Al-Nusra Front >more Chinese "investment" >complete destruction of what remains of our manufacturing industry >the extinction of the Anglo-Saxon race (the greatest people to ever walk God's green Earth)
VOTE UKIP OR DUP, OTHERWISE NECK YOURSELF
Luis Sanchez
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Levi Hughes
What happens if:
Tories win Investigation declares their previous wins dodgy.
Jackson Baker
Is this a man?
Caleb Long
>BASED Wheatabix.
John Long
>Pic Related
Daniel Evans
Lad, if a Labour council can get away with protecting Paki rape gangs for 2 decades, and the BBC can get away with protecting satanic pedophiles for 5 decades, then I'm pretty sure the Conservatives can get away with spending a little too much in some elections.
Hunter Fisher
Aye.
Ryan Kelly
See how the dogs wait in line. That's why we give them names and take care of them.
Caleb Johnson
>MFW watching UK keep on shooting themselves in the foot and keep on delivering even more everyday
Jacob Hill
Reddit shills and newfags have been shilling for the so-called Conservative party. Brit/pol/ has NEVER EVER endorsed the tories in anyway, and has never condoned stupid reddit tier games like "tactical voting" which only keep the legacy parties alive.
No arguing about which colour rosette you're going to vote for
No shilling for the so-called Conservative party
No blackpill "vote tory UKIP are dead" shit
------ NO SHILLING BELOW THIS POINT -------
Look down on the ballot, look for a nationalist party and vote for that. And remember, spoiling your ballot is always valid option.
Tories are going to collapse between now and June. The aforementioned scandals, and once the campaign gets going Corbyn will hammer May for her refusal to debate and everything awful she's done, from NHS cuts to arms to Saudi Arabia to ignoring the threat of climate change.
President Melenchcon and Prime Minister Corbyn will be followed in three years by President Sanders.
Michael Evans
Thought his cock was out for a sec
Logan Jenkins
>god Speed. user.
Andrew Edwards
>Brit/pol/ has NEVER EVER endorsed the tories in anyway, and has never condoned stupid reddit tier games like "tactical voting" which only keep the legacy parties alive.
That rings mostly true with the exception of emokid shilling the fuck out of the tories so much back in the day that it felt like it was multiple people saying vote tory in the thread.
Samuel Gonzalez
The irony. Shill fags shilling shill fags shilling no fags shilling useful idiots ...
Nathan Murphy
The real question is would labour do better with Ed still at the helm?
Ayden Myers
Who's down with those lib dems tho?
Their manifesto is basically all about staying in the single market boys..
Brit/pol/ has always supported /ourguys/ the Liberal Democrats, UKIP and Tory shillers need to fuck off.
Aiden Barnes
>tfw used to be depressed virgin loser >tfw now im transitioning and have a boyfriend and happier than ever >tfw growing boobs and get to be a girl >tfw estrogen makes you able to feel emotions and you are able to cry
:D
Joshua Cook
Probably not, as at least Corbyn won't be swayed by Blair's advisors.
The >ABSOLUTE STATE OF DISUNITY by Woodcock.
If the Tories had a Pigs Head as their Leader they would still unite round it.
>The Irony.
Also: >The ABSOLUTE STATE of Tim Farron's Election Strategy.
Also:
Please meme Corbyn into being PM. >Pleeeeease.
David Ramirez
The real question is why a brit /pol namefag uses the identity of a fictional character that is licensed by Jews. Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters
Mason Jones
>faggot shit >faggot shit >more faggot shit >glad you're never going to pass on your faggot genes
/s
Isaac Phillips
absolute state of the 1920's
what is this australia or some shit
Jordan Robinson
When does you dingle-dangle become a piss-slit?
Thomas Williams
>yank
Aiden Allen
The torries are going to have an even bigger majority after this next election.
Get of of this thread you weakling. Just pathetic.
Carter Ward
>positiioning your Weetabix like that >putting dry Weetabix into milk instead of pouring milk onto dry Weetabix
Alexander Barnes
G-good night, Anglo-senpais, d-don't let the exciting news of the upcoming General Election keep you up too late. . .
Blake Phillips
not necessarily
labour don't actually stand to lose that much since most of their seats are safe seats meaning even a large swing (like the difference in current polling) wouldn't be enough to turn them blue
Connor Brooks
there actually is a board for homosexuals, I think. It's called LGBT? why don't you go there next time?
Ayden Russell
dont need to worry about that for 2 years
if only you knew how happy i am now. god my boyfriend is so amazing. i love him so much.
Ayden Murphy
It's nice to hear you're feeling good about yourself. Everyone deserves the right to be happy. :)
Kayden Scott
Another namefag
Lincoln Lee
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John Howard
I love this. >Grommmittt!
If only Labour had a Wallace.
David Lewis
can you believe i used to unironically be a full nazi?
estrogen just took away all my self hate, anger and frustration.
William Ward
this, fuck blue blairites
Juan Wright
>this is what happens when you vote "Conservative"
Charles Lee
just fuck off the both of you. You're embarrassing everyone here. God forbid what you people are like in real life.
I don;t know the Torries are doing a "good job" politically speaking, i.e delivering and being democratic.
People are not happy with labour.
What would happen if say the torries got 400 seats(I dont think they will maybe 10-15 more) in the commons, would they be seated on both sides of the isle?
Ayden Morris
>destruction of the church
I wasn't planning to vote Tory but you may have convinced me.
Ethan Stewart
Well done. >Uncivilised Weetabix dippers.
Logan Collins
REMINDER
THERESA MAY PROTECTS PAEDOPHILES
Caleb Harris
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Jackson Cox
Bump
Cameron Campbell
FFS even gordons back shitposting.
Luke Myers
>Stellaris
My nigga, do people play that game online? None of my steam friends got it (even the ones who played stuff like Sword of the Stars) but I felt like it was a really good multiplayer game.
WoW, Dota 2, Pic related, Civ 5 nqmod
Michael Rivera
/thread
Henry Price
its the best thing that ever happened to me
if only you knew what amazing happiness awaits you by not repressing who you are, whatever that may be, gay or trans. i know theres a lot here.
i used to be one of you. i used to tell the fags to fuck off back to lgbt. but one day i snapped. i couldent take the lies. i wanted to be a girl, i wanted to date guys, and now im able to be in touch with myself and my emotions.
how could that be a bad thing :D?
Brandon Morales
But how have you planned for the day your wibbly-wobbler is sliced and made into a sausage-smuggler?
Nolan Robinson
>Vote the way Sup Forums tells you to.
How pathetic. That's even worse than voting the way a geriatric Australian man tells you to.
Easton Hill
it will be a very happy day. i never used mine and is severly under developed from estrogen in the womb.
Justin Martin
Are the Conservatives going to change their name to the Moderates? I feel they need to be more honest with themselves.
Carter Phillips
>Please meme Corbyn into being PM.
That would be pretty fucking funny desu.
Connor Jackson
The bit that gets me is all my Progressive friends on The Face Books are going on about how this is a Coup, about a week ago they were saying May had no mandate to for Brexit as she was never voted into power. Now I have pointed out that we live in a Parliamentary democracy and she does not to be voted in, but now we can really throw it in their face.
Brody Campbell
THE BANKAHS AND DA BONUSES
Austin Foster
I dare you all to do it.
Ayden James
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Grayson Stewart
If you want to vote for the any of the three main parties you literally do not belong on Sup Forums. Only newfags and reddit cunts like Master Brew will actually vote tory, and they should piss off to Reddit because they have been shitting up brit/pol/ recently.
Jacob Adams
But they did fuck us all. And continue to do so.
Dylan Reed
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Nicholas Brooks
goodnight potato-kun...
Hunter Gomez
Do you have shares in Arms manufacturers and Private Prisons?
Owen Parker
Man, I wish. Then I wouldn't have to take all this shareblue money and troll namefags
Levi Hughes
DAWWWWWWWWWWWWW A POLACK JUST CAME OUT ON /MTFG/
Jayden Long
KEK quote lad.
Jacob Jackson
you're an embarrassment. Go be a faggot somewhere else.
John Jones
You think Corbyn being PM would be funny?
Son you have a lot to learn about politics.
You think the media's tears would be salty if Corbyn got in? Sure that might make the Tory and UKIP press like the mail and the express pissed off and the BBC would cry like babies, but the Mirror, Morning Star Gaurdian and the I would be all "Excellent, this is what we wanted, jokes on you we were only pretending to be retarded". If the Libdems win not even Buzzfead will be happy, the media has been trying to kill the liberals for 100 years and they've not won yet. The bloody zombie corpse of Gladstone keeps rising from the grave one last time.
VOTE LIB DEM
Juan Taylor
Pics or it's all a lie
Gavin Campbell
>tfw helped another girl out of the closet
YAY
Julian Mitchell
Clegg killed them.
its over
Samuel Hughes
Funny how?
Dominic White
The lib-dems were left of New-Labour you bloody dafties. I hope you're trolling.
Jackson Rodriguez
Is this a brilliant man?
Thomas Baker
BIX NOOD
Bentley Jones
thats a qt
Sebastian Bennett
>>tfw estrogen makes you able to feel emotions and you are able to cry not gonna lie I'm actually intrigued by this one
Oliver Perry
I can only hope that the Lib Dems get fucked here again.
Angel Rivera
Don't participate in democracy
Asher Hill
No, the media and tory party did not like how popular Clegg and the Lib Dems were so backed them into a corner.
Maximum Tory, Labour and MSN bloody noses can only be achieved if the lib dems sweep to power with the milkman.
Easton Brown
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Robert Price
its really nice. before hrt. i was all blocked up with major anxiety and unable to cry. leaving me unable to resolve bad feels
bawling my eyes out into my pillow now feels so good because i feel refreshed after.
