Joke thread

A priest and rabbi are sitting on a park bench. A little boy walks by.
Priest: Let's fuck him!!!
Rabbi: Out of how much!?!?

>The ones you can adjust are called a crescent wrench. The set ones are just called wrenches.
They are called skiftnyckel.

Swedish invention, swedish name.

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TOOLS
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SHIEET

>as long as we making da monopoly money we good
t.retarded boomer
All that money means fuck all when your community and country have both turned to dogshit

*Jew watching porn*

Damn, this is good!

*Video is reversed, he is enjoying the scene where dude gets his money back*

this one made me lul

THE GREEK SURPRISE BENIS'D THE KIKE WHEN HE BENT OVER TO TAKE THE MONEY
retard

>RARE
RARE
>RARE
RARE

Oh man, how is your country? I have heard good things. Are the memes true ? Are you guys the only truely moderate Muslims in the world?

I myself am not a native here, but yeah it's true. The Muslims here are pretty cool people that aren't bothered about much. It's a lovely place, really.

I didn't know memes existed of this place, though. Most people haven't heard of Oman.

>Most people haven't heard of Oman.
there was map in BF2 called Gulf of Oman
it was fun

A Romanian couple is riding in a car. Who's driving?
1. Certainly not the vehicle's owner.
2. A police officer.

A Jew calls National Policy Institute:
- Goldberg here, is it true that Jews have sold America?
- Of course it's true. Something else, you fucking kike?
- Where can I get my share?

Two beggars sit on a sidewalk. One of them holds a sign saying "Help a Christian in need" and his cup is full of money, while another has a sign with a "Help a Jew in need" message and there's barely any money in his cup. A passerby drops a coin into the Jew's cup and says "You better get rid of that sign, people don't like your kind around here". The Jew turns to the Christian and says "Look Shlomo, this goy thinks he can teach us how to do business".

An American, a Romanian, a Pole and a Hungarian are on a crashing plane. They have to jump, but there are only three parachutes between the four of them. The Americans jumps first, then the Romanian, so the Pole says:
- Let's toss a coin to decide who gets the last parachute.
- No need to - says the Hungarian. - I gave the gypsy a fire extinguisher.