Explain this

lol satire

Not politics you fucking retarded shitstabber

This post is the single greatest argument against intelligent design.

a very thin piece of bread?

Yes.

Pussy hats?

...

Yes. It's a whistle designed by god himself. It was used by early humans to help lure their food away from the pack.
Praise God.

idk if it was intelligent or if it was even design.

but its pretty cool none the less.

also not politics.

That shit has to hurt