Merkel thread

The most insane leader Germany has ever had.
Her racial extreamism gives Germans a bad name.
She was cloned in Brazil from grease stains found on the crotch of Hitler's lederhosen
As Germans are typically unbearable I suppose she is also emblematic of German unbearableness.
She is utterly unfuckable, Berlesconi was right.
And she carries all her tension in her shoulders because she was cloned with a bolt holding her head on, like that other famous Germanic - Frankensteins' Monster - who would be a more appealing leader for Germany to adopt.
She is a good marketing tool for WW3. Who wouldn't want to go back in time and stop this old bitch being born?

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