*sips tea*

Actually, I think Stephen King *sips mouthwash*

Reminds me of Sean King

>Sips cum from darth vader lookalike

Hey shareblue, wanna hear a joke? I get off for memorial day and you don't.

Fucking kek leaf.

wanna hear a joke?
>Shareblue

isn't this a fake author? as in, didn't his wife ghostwrite much of his dumb books?

t. his 3 year old nephew?

This shit is neither accurate or clever.

What a fucking retard.

.t fiction writer