Be American

>be American
>visit UK
>get shot

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>Burger shot by Britbong

Top fucking kek

we're pretty much bullet proof at this point

Great, now the IPCC and human rights (((lawyers))) will conduct enquiries hell bent on getting all armed police officers that fired a shot that night arrested and imprisoned.

>be Indian

People who visit London are fucking stupid, so the cunt had it coming.

I love England, but London can get absolutely fucked.

I wonder if Americans will evolve some sort of reistance to bullets due to having to adapt to their natural environment in the US.

surprised they haven't started growing AR500 plates instead of skin

Hahaha, well deserved

The irony is palpable

>be British
>shoot an American in the eye
>somehow don't kill him
Proof we are the strongest humans on the planet.

Holy we shit we go to foreign countries and still get shot by the police

why dont they give the name of the guy?

>Be American
>Become the justification for British police to lose even more access to firearms

this fucking timeline

"We cannot fully identify who fired the bullet which hit this innocent American tourist so all 8 of the officers involved will face jail time and will be struck off immediately"

We're going to have to so we can come and save your fucking country again

so wait he ran into the crossfire?
Oh boy they're gonna have a field day with this. "You can't defend against terrorists with bullets, go-guys! It's too dangerous."

>superpower by 2030
>fighting fires with literal shit

>mfw Americans clap while getting shot by Bongistan Coppers

Can't wait to be posted in Britain like my grandfather. It's going to be fun to hear you guys bitching about is having sex with older women ..... again!!!

l-liberate me senpai *_*

this is what happens when UK police rarely use guns and forget how to aim.

>mexican has an opinion
woooooooow

HAHAHAHAHA

Good.

american education system paying for itself I see m8

speak english you dumb taco.

If the guy who got shot is black, will BLM go to London to protest this?

>mfw Amerifats need a war just to lose their virginity

Sad!

ukcucks

This post is satire fucking hell before my government flips their shit

Learn to shoot bongs. God you people are fucking worthless.

This is what happens when the police themselves are scared of using firearms. They start shooting like feral niggers because they have no idea how to use said gear.

The police in the US may be gun toting, but at least they hit the right guy.

Be serious. We all know Spain and Mexico are indistinguishable.
Now go make me a Burrito, Pedro.

Daw gosh, ahm sorry brah, ye like it iffa talk like dis?

>Britbong needs police to shoot criminals

SAD!

Based metpol

>be american
>get domed
>survive
We are the strongest race on the planet

The doctors shoot us after we are born to help us build a resistance to bullets.

>tries to speak like a nigger
I always knew spaniards were the niggers of whites.

>be groomjeet
>get shot
youtube.com/watch?v=N9UF9ESjwWY

Mexico is our dirty little child we shat out and want to forget about. Sorry for putting it right next to your country mate.

>get shot
>tips cop

No, not like you. You're utterly fucking capable of becoming a 56% white country, you're EXCELLENT at tearing down statues of your heritage. Hell, you're fucking incredible, too, at electing an African Muslim for President.

Good job!

The trick is to shoot yourself with smaller rounds to build up an immunity, you can then graduate on to 12.7mm dshk rounds and eventually 20mm anti-aircraft ammunition.

wait there are whites left in america? Sorry, I didn't know.

You are not forgiven. Come get your children.

>americans have a magnetic attraction to bullets

Truly a match made in heaven

Fuck off and die

But also, top kek

>dumb spic/nigger cant read
no surprise

be a dirt poor pollock

1 (You) = 1 Prayer

Can't you just clean them up for us, we're kinda broke right now unfortunately.

>he hasn't worked his way up to 120mm tank rounds
What is this? High school?

Help

Doubtful he voted for Trump. Cops should have done us a favor and finished him off.

>Americans don't have a gun problem
>They simply attract bullets

and win

:D

Like you saved Vietnam from the evil commies?

> shot in face
> didn't die

Seems pretty resistant already to me. MERICA FUCK YEA

Bin that free speech!

We were cleaning up the mess of the country you currently inhabit, Achmed.

>implying they were trying to "save" it

lmao

>British humor

...

We get shot all the time. My friend's dad got shot in the hand a few weeks ago and was only in the hospital for 2 hours before being released.

Maybe if someone hadn't let their colony get rowdy and drag us into it...

it's summer.

...

>go to London
Thy already have them: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4128438/Black-Lives-Matter-Heathrow-protesters-trial.html

>Shot in head
>Survives

This is why you need gun europoors. It helps you build an immunity.

...

>I wonder if Americans will evolve some sort of reistance to bullets due to having to adapt to their natural environment in the US.
They have. What do you call this if not ballistic protection?

It was because of weak as shit britbong bullets. Still, we are most powerful race.

>56%
pls no bulli

sorry I'm just projecting because of the state of my country.

He would've just got shot here in the U.S. anyway at some point.

>France
>Giving us shit about french indochi . . . I mean Vietnam

you best be sarcasmposting, m8.

yeah, should be looser firearm laws here. But not until we root out all the mudslimes because that attack would have been a lot worse if they had easy access to guns.

>TFW you cant into colonialism

>be american
>get shot in the head
>shrug it off

People who drop the "you lost Vietnam" meme don't understand what Vietnam was about.

These are the same people that would believe Iraq was about terrorism.

the anglosphere is in a sorry state, lads.

>Circa 10,000 A.D.
>Aliens invade the earth, all hope seems lost
>But then they come, impervious to bullets, railgun slugs, and lasers
>Americans
>Thousands of years of exposure to firearms has built up an immunity to guns
>The aliens unable to slay the Americans are driven off

>aim gun
>miss target
>get a headshot on an innocent bystander

BRITAIN YES

Man, you can tell he wasn't a native.

Trying to fight back and defend himself without knowing the laws and all.

Chaps need your aid, need bumps to expose the CNN fake news machine, Kek bless you for your aid

The memes are becoming real at an astonishing rate.

Thicc

>Brits can't shoot for shit

This is what baning guns does

What is this timeline!!???

I'll kek to that
anyway, burgershit should've known better to carry full body armor, the standard attire of the vast majority of burgershits who managed to see the world outside of north america

Better than France or Germany at least. Maybe we should ally with the Slavs. Poland, Britain, the US, and Russia unite to slaughter Arabs and Germans.

they already have

my sides

>The american diet, though life threatening in a traditional sense, has been found to actually be a natural protective adaptation
> to the risks of firearm violence at the hands of the black populace.

evolution at it's finest.

>France
>mocking anyone over Vietnam

You fucked that shit up first you retarded white-flag waving nigger.

1. Always presume a gun is loaded. Check if it is, double and triple check if necessary.
2. Always keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction.
3. Always keep your finger off the trigger until you are aiming at your target and ready to fire.
4. Know where your target is AND WHAT IS BEHIND IT.

Even your leos are noguns faggots. Holy shit.

He's gonna have an eyepatch now, so he'll probably die from drowning in pussy

Never bring a Bobby to a gun fight