Be American

The irony is palpable

>be British
>shoot an American in the eye
>somehow don't kill him
Proof we are the strongest humans on the planet.

Holy we shit we go to foreign countries and still get shot by the police

why dont they give the name of the guy?

>Be American
>Become the justification for British police to lose even more access to firearms

this fucking timeline

"We cannot fully identify who fired the bullet which hit this innocent American tourist so all 8 of the officers involved will face jail time and will be struck off immediately"

We're going to have to so we can come and save your fucking country again

so wait he ran into the crossfire?
Oh boy they're gonna have a field day with this. "You can't defend against terrorists with bullets, go-guys! It's too dangerous."

>superpower by 2030
>fighting fires with literal shit

>mfw Americans clap while getting shot by Bongistan Coppers