Did the Norks perform crazy science experiments on him or something? It scares me to think that maybe they could use the transfer of a political prisoner as a delivery system for a weapon. maybe a biological weapon...
Probably a combo of severe malnutrition, stress/psychosis, and physical overexertion/beatings
Matthew Fisher
>Otto is a trojan horse
Aaron Perry
They were doing some sick experiments. I didn't feel bad for the guy till this. Why not kill him instead of turning him into a vegetable?
Gavin Butler
I legitimately feel bad for him. The poor kid is brain dead over a fucking poster. Supposedly his brain injury is due to oxygen deprivation. Not certain though.
Xavier Russell
Trumpanzee can't keep Americans safe. Sad!
Nathaniel Thomas
Obama left him there to die, Trump brought back what's left of him.
Hunter Gonzalez
He was fucking retarded for trying to steal the poster. He even deserved the 15 years for being so stupid. He doesn't deserve life as a vegetable. Invade NK now, slaughter them all.
Austin Anderson
Can you imagine if you knew what was happening and you couldn't do anything about it?
Blake Campbell
serious question here. what is a 20yo doing in nk? isnt it obvious he was there for something fishy in intelligence? not even memeing here but when will americans learn to stay in their fucking country and stop bothering people across the globe.. jesus >t. notmuslim
Samuel Thomas
patient zero?
Benjamin Thomas
No civilized westerner has any business going to North Korea... Except Rodman. If we cross our collective fingers, maybe he'll be an a coma.
Tyler Nelson
He's filled with thousands of tiny Asian men!
Angel Rodriguez
Trump should retaliate, but he won't because he's a pussy bitch who can't act without Putin's permission.
Isaac Stewart
one less burger in the world
nothing of value was lost
Gabriel Kelly
really brings ya back to the college days
Carson Young
The doctor said at some point he lost bloodflow to his brain for a few minutes and part of his brain rotted away
John Phillips
It could be anything from maltreatment to experimentation to attempted suicide to he contracted a bad infection with a severe fever, the media angle is to sensationalize on the ambiguity for more traffic
Wyatt Watson
Donald Trump is commander in chief, sending military units into formation, preparing for war with North Korea. Don't worry though because Dennis fucking Rodman is the U.S. chief diplomat.
What the fuck is happening guys.
Cooper Thompson
They waterboarded the shit out of him
Mason Turner
It's time to unleash Kek and destroy the enemy hordes
Jose Gonzalez
we ought to go over there and fuck their shit up.
Alexander King
It's in poor taste, so this is really the only place to mention this.
But as I was hearing about this story, I got to thinking about name origins.
Baker... the family were bakers Carpenter... they were builder Miller... they worked in grain mills.
All day I was wondering how you wind up with the name "warm beer"
Owen Morales
>this Tucker interview with his dad jesus fucking christ
Jackson Anderson
my first name means stone and my last name iron lul
Nicholas Perry
I hope the dad now dedicates his entire life to the assasination of Kim Jong Un. I mean secret US backing and training, it couldnt be classed as a whole provocation since its just a guy trying to get revenge for his son, its all there. Come on America, you used to be cool what
Matthew Walker
CIA. The father is a spook.
Dylan Peterson
how much money was spent to kill that guy
John Ross
Nork diary entry 1: The patient complained about something inside his head, which was interesting. Nobody in NK complains about anything, so we hypothesized it was something in the western water
Entry 2: After we gave him our standard NK cure-it-all pills, he showed no sigh of improvement. We had to call the ox driven transport and take him to the nearest hospital. He claimed the ride made him worst.
Entry 3: at the hospital the patient hallucinated about a disease called migraine, which no Nk ever got, since we never go sick for our supreme leader watches over us.
Entry 4: After multiple state of the art tests by the chief medical officer of the hospital, which included reading auspices and drawing blood every hour we reached no conclusion. The patient complained about a pulsating pain in his Head, foggy vision and sensitivity to light. We cut him off of hospital mystery meat and put him on IV food to stop these symptoms of allergic reactions.
Entry 6: with everything else ruled off, we diagnosed the patient with terminal brain cancer and concluded the best solution was surgery. It proceeded an hour later after consulting the wise great leader.
Entry 78: After recuperation time, we reached the conclusion that the surgery clearly saved the patient's life. Now he doesn't not complain about anything. He does salivate however, probably a abstinence sindrome from something in western water.
Entry 102: We will send the patient back to the US so he can tell them about superior NK medicine.
Christopher Reed
yeah, they gave him back suspiciously easy.. Murica develops a brain-eating plague, and no-one notices.. >checks flag, see island, breathes easier some fucked up shit this tho, whatever. The Norks be getting a single star on Trip Advisor, they keep this shit up.
Jonathan Murphy
jesus christ
Ryder Jones
Dude got chemically lobotomized.
This is what happens when rich idiots go on suffering tours to see their 'lessers' and forget they're not in a place where they can escape repercussions.
Joseph Williams
>sever brain damage >no physical clues
nigga was suffocated
Owen Gonzalez
lobsterminized.
seen it before. You go to Red Lobster once and this could happen.
>Best Lobster
Jason Evans
>Murica develops a brain-eating plague, and no-one notices..
it's called liberalism :^)))))))))))))))
Xavier Kelly
This will happen if you strangle someone while shaking them but they don't die.
Hunter Wilson
>Civilized >Rodman
Thomas Barnes
He's brain dead then. When that happens its usually just the brain stem thats keeping the body alive.
What the actual fuck is wrong with The Washington Post?
Tl;dr >Haha! If Kim Jong reads this book he'll have the upper hand in any negotiations because he'll know how Trump thinks! DRUMPF BTFO!
Are they fucking retarded? They're literally celebrating an enemy of America having an advantage in negotiations purely because they hate Trump.
Carson Roberts
This. As horrible and disgusting as the punishment is, he did it himself. If you jumped in a cage with a pitbull who had capapbility of chemical lobotamisation, does be surprised when you come out a cabbage.
Going to North Korea wasn't edgy enough. He had to push it. Stupid sheltered motherfucker.
Owen King
>He was fucking retarded for trying to steal the poster True >He even deserved the 15 years for being so stupid Nice hyperbole >He doesn't deserve life as a vegetable. Invade NK now, slaughter them all. Partially correct. We should nuke them to smithereens.
Angel Diaz
Not enough
Isaac Hall
My mother was a pediatric doctor who dealt with a lot of cases of child abuse. Parents who shake their babies produce similar injuries if the infant doesn't die.
Brayden Brown
>Brain injury = Human experimentation It's called a bat to the head, stupid.
Bentley Smith
every other timeline ends in nuclear holocaust so this is the only one left. The Trumpian Presidency with Dennis Rodman as Secretary of State
Owen Hill
Could be worse. There was once an actor named Rip Torn.
Logan Gonzalez
>They're literally celebrating an enemy of America having an advantage in negotiations purely because they hate Trump. Imagine this happening in 1944
Mason Powell
I think they think it will lead to his impeachment. And their retarded if they think that Trump will deal with North Korea alone and by standard means.
Ryder Smith
Let's see here
>No visible trauma >No swelling near face indicating botulism >Can still blink, indicating orbital muscles and prefrontal cortex intact
You know what happened to him, right?
He got yellow fever
Jace Mitchell
Who would have thought a country in famine would be the ones to export vegetables to the US
Aaron Bennett
sounds cool lol always though that someone in the past was a blacksmith but the dwarf part made it more fun pedro yes but in another language :P
Blake White
Yep.
Beat somebody so hard they have an aneurysm and then malnutrition and lack of medical care. Pretty simple stuff.
Jaxson Foster
Most likely explanation is that Otto tried to hang himself and the guards were not fast enough to notice this. Severe brain damage due to lack of oxygen but not lethal. Foreign prisoners are a valuable asset to countries like North Korea and therefore treated fairly well.
Lincoln Green
They beat the shit out of the guy until he became a potato.
Victims of human experimentation tend to die because if they don't die during the testing, they do an autopsy on them and for that you gotta kill the fucker hence why NK didn't do it. There wouldn't be a prisoner to send back.
Jaxson Bennett
Yep, don't slap a tiger in the face.
Jacob Price
>go to college >professors teach you world is a game >you will be coddled wherever you go >just cry and the pain will stop
as much as i hate sjws he didn't deserve this. poor kid was just misled by our country and had to suffer bc some professors want to talk about how everything is sunshine and rainbows without the conservative americans
James King
No, did you see those POLISH STEALTH TANKS?
He could have hundreds of them inside him!
Lincoln Bailey
They said he went into a coma as soon as he was sentenced. The real mystery is why would they give him back instead of just letting him die
Joseph Phillips
I don't feel bad for him.
He thought he was invincible and was proved wrong. I'm sure this wasn't his first chance to learn from his mistakes.
Logan Jenkins
It's sad, but you don't need to be a doctor to know that.
Compressed blood vessels in neck = lower cerebral perfusion = not enough oxygen (and etc.) for enough neurons = brain damage.
NEVER hang yourself lads. Use a gun. Double tap. Being put in the crisper is worse than death.
Jayden Lee
You sound like a black lives matter protester.
"Aw man he didn't have to die over a pack of smokes"
You didn't get fucked up because he stole a poster. You're fucked up because he stole a poster in North Korea.
Jose Evans
lets be honest, the Norks were just looking for a reason to abuse a foreigner. We don't know all of what they did to him but I'm sure it was horrible. This is a country whose leader assassinates his own family members/friends via acid attacks after all.
Stealing a propaganda poster is not a big deal. It would a slap on the wrist in any civilized country. Maybe you'd get travel banned from them but that would be your big punishment. Banned not tortured till braindead; pretty big difference.
Then again most countries don't even print Propaganda posters anymore in the first place. Which tell you how ass backwards Norks are as a country.
Jose Powell
Damn 1% apy
Jack Campbell
> gets detained > comes home > Noth Goreah Kood nao!
Brody Barnes
They're like muzzies. They turn fruits into vegetables.
Nicholas Cook
he is a walking message, the n korea is a joke jokes get old after a while, they gotta let us know somehow
Gabriel Cox
Dennis Rodman is an entertainer, he's just a favored court jester.
Robert Gonzalez
>He was fucking retarded for trying to steal the poster.
>be rich white kid >go to North korea >belive you can just as retarded there like in the US >get arrested because no one gives a shit about your snowflower justification for dumb shit >get sentenced to prison because no one gives a fuck about paps money >get your shit kiked in by the guards just because they can >you cryed the whole time like a bitch
Dominic Campbell
fucking hell user
Adrian Sanchez
That's just your average UVA student for you
Owen Stewart
About $5,000 when you factor in the bomb and jet fuel. JDAM are actually pretty cheap.
Jeremiah Campbell
...
Charles Rogers
Of you ask me, the guy had a brain injury before going over there. Who the fuck goes to North Korea?
Logan Collins
This
Eli Ortiz
Thing is, most of us also learn this lesson a few times before it *clicks*. Usually without ending up getting tortured inside a gulag.
Sebastian Kelly
except he very likely didn't steal the poster and there was almost no evidence to convict him of it. NK forced the confession out him. That "trial" was nothing more than theater
Ayden Reyes
>noko hides a nuke inside his body >hands him over >detonates it deep inside DC hospital
Mason Nelson
Likely, plus this a dumb 20yo who is afraid of hard labor.
Dominic Flores
>belive you can just as retarded there like in the US
He took a poster.
Grayson Butler
They don't want him to die in their jurisdiction. It doesn't help their cause at all. >buy a dog for christmas >realise in February, you're incapable of looking after it >leave it on the doorstep of a shelter instead of letting it die in your house.
wanna be the guy that let a dog die in his house, or the guy that gave it a token chance?
Easton Wood
We have a winner
Luke Rivera
Maybe it comes from the fact that some beer was brewed in regular (warm) places and some was made in like caves and mountains (cold) places?
Nicholas Perez
Why would someone go to a country without internet?
Brandon Wood
There's no way he was put into labor. He probably just got depressed from being isolated and being a faggot.
Jason Hughes
The little shit probably never learned to treat others with respect because his father never beat him for being a little faggot.
>kid grows up never being punished for being rude >ends up being rude to the wrong person >probably doesn't even learn a lesson when that person hands them their ass
Henry Rodriguez
>walking
Dylan Brooks
mah cracka
Isaac Murphy
Remind me to never let you babysit my kids.
Ryan Williams
The Rolling Stones thing was made up.
Noah Parker
took a poster from a country who will use anything as an excuse to do some terrible shit especially to its arch nemesis country and its citizens.