>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>80 degrees >Clear skies >Change of Thunderstorm before dawn
prime crime time weather
David Sanders
Go get em Officer Robert.
Anthony Collins
You know, I live in Chicago and always see these threads, give me the run down.
Connor Howard
He took too many Benedril while "self medicating" for bipolar
Kayden Butler
>Need Female Officer >Noose in the window
Jacob Roberts
I'm not sure about this item but it looks like her neighbor is threatening her and put her nudes on the windows
Joseph Butler
Oh ok, a noose, not her nudes. Makes sense.
Cameron White
Couldn't have been a moose carrying a noose, no. That would have been a near perfect night.
Andrew Fisher
natty natty bumpo
Nathan Sullivan
>kids in the park setting garbage cans on fire
Caleb Davis
>Kids lighting garbage cans on fire
Isaac Thomas
Robert is your hero male black is your enemy
Ryan Ramirez
Evening Roberts. 3 scoops for every Robert courtesy da Ice Cream Truck
Michael Roberts
We hear this shit so often and it just keeps bugging me. What do dindus and lefties have against basic sanitation?
Liam Foster
Translation: He took too many benedryl to stop the heroin itch and nausea, which he used to self-medicate for depression
Charles Phillips
Have a bump good Roberts.
T-minus 60 minutes until Chimp hour.
Adam Walker
>10 gang members drunk in a alley
John Allen
Bumping, glad I found these comfy threads
Landon Peterson
...
Michael Ortiz
check your keys
Angel Hernandez
>male in the water does not know how to swim
Andrew Ramirez
Cleanlyness is white culture.
Also, drowning nig.
Henry Morgan
must be from the Navy Boot camp
Brody Flores
>male in the water that does not know how to swim
Isaac White
That's about to become 5-20 shots fired
Liam Sanchez
...
Dylan Lewis
its been like 10 minutes if the nigga cant swim he dead by now
Cameron Campbell
>still calling about the person that doesn't know how to swim
Call the meat wagon.
Christian Campbell
Just waiting for Robert to call about needing a body removal form
Chase Perry
Two calls of shots fired in different locations
Hunter Gutierrez
FISH OUTTA WATER
Nolan Hall
Free time
Jordan Wright
Those niglets are borderline if not feral. They're not doing it for heat it's 80 and humid.
Colton Davis
Bless Robert
Luis Jones
Is this still about the same guy that can't swim? Did I hear possible suicide?
>6-8 shots >some say came from silver Uber car
Christ.
Lincoln Lee
>shots fired >Westbound >Uber
Triple score for bingo players.
Logan Green
>gangbang and drive uber >get paid to do drive-by
Smartest nigger on the block
Camden Gray
>Druggie mom throwing 12 year out of the house
Jason Morales
>Evening Roberts. 3 scoops for every Robert courtesy da Ice Cream Truck Toot Toot Male Black in the 500 S E L with a triple beam You scream, I scream, but the fiends screaming for ice cream
Alexander Phillips
> living in a white neighborhood in chicongo > while niggers are having their daily radio death match Great evening
Zachary Walker
you click link provided above .adjust music to police scanner volume to your liking then get COMFY and wait for real ADAMS hours. >we use a lot of the Chiraq officers lingo . >should be a link somewhere for that too. Someone get this rookie a Bingo card. I only got my quick lunch break Tic Tac Toe board..
Parker Nguyen
olie but goodie, no current but if you're not playing total blackout you'd probably hit one in a night
Brayden Jackson
thats one newer, only a month or two old i think
Nathan Long
>30 people fighting >battery in progress >another battery in progress
Aaron Collins
>15 yr old autistic
Asher Clark
Just doing their weekly battle royale.
Hudson Butler
>autistic >CSA flag
James Cook
blah blah blah blah blah
Tyler Nguyen
>not respecting our southern brothers whilst we enjoy chimpouts
Levi Thompson
Shut your mouth.
lol.
Brody Stewart
>shut ur mouth
Logan Jenkins
Shift Change
Brody Flores
>Two Male blacks >Hit and run
David Kelly
Alright let the nigging begin.
Kayden King
Opps got that wrong
>Two male blacks >Bumped White Girls car >Then got out and stole her car
Thomas Edwards
Fucking animals. There is no proper discourse with them. So if you get into minor wreck with one you pretty much have to sit in your car until a cop arrives which will be never in Chimpcago.
Jayden Johnson
Your chance to jump up to get down I am your host Allen deck and this is... dread of night
Ayden Sullivan
Multiple robberies too many for the dispatchers
Wyatt Torres
grabbed white girls car for a crime spree
Jose Barnes
Hello fellow Roberts. What's the happenings tonight?
Bentley Phillips
30 person brawl followed a bunch of other batteries I couldn't count. Too many robberies for dispatch to count. Someone was in the water that couldn't swim, this came up several times over 20 minutes so we can assume they drown.
John Rivera
White girl was car jacked and seems the male blacks are using her car to commit many robberies now.
Adam Scott
Fucking hell. I can't believe I missed that. I always get the slower hours....
Nolan Robinson
...
Jacob Nelson
Who else is ready for the 4th of July edition? If I remember correctly last years was a bloodbath.
Brayden Cooper
It was insane last year. I get out of work early the day before holidays so Ill be making a /CPD/ thread probably by 330pm July 3rd.
William Brown
>Group of teenagers >Driving around casing out houses and smoking weed
Lucas Bailey
>Male Black >Female Black >Caught breaking into car
Easton Fisher
Where
Mason Long
>dindus trying to drag women into storm drains >dindus getting torn apart by dogs in gang fights >dindus being shot in both the groin and the buttocks >human skulls being found in parks >half the city getting set on fire
It was a hoot.
Ayden Sanchez
>making a special 3:30 thread on he 4th. You do Gods work by spoiling us.
Kevin Moore
>unknown male stealing a van
Benjamin Allen
>>some say came from silver Uber car >AYY NIGGUH STOP >AYY STOP NIGGUH >HOL UP >DAT NIGGA OWES ME SUMMIN >POP POP POP NIGGA PAY UP >AIGHT KEEP DRIVIN
Chase Miller
>6 shots fired
Colton Wilson
>unknown I think we can guess.
Kevin Moore
Checked, Vans ALWAYS mean trouble - hobos will be fucking in it within the hour
Carter Reyes
>Two females >Fighting in front of baby
Aaron Williams
>all of these batteries in progress
It's fight night in Chimpcago.
Dylan Moore
How many of you Roberts don't live in Chicago but still enjoy /cpd/?
Ethan Wright
>fighting with mother >intoxicated >in front of child
lovely family reunion.
Evan Martin
shit theres only 3 or 4 regular chicongoans i can think of, probably 99% of /cpd/ posters arent in chicago
Jace Torres
>male and female fighting in an alley >female screaming "Stop hitting me!"
Carson Baker
used to live in chicago. live in st louis now which is arguably worse (got robbed at gunpoint and my girlfriend's car stolen within a few months' time span)
Jeremiah Murphy
Texas here, nightly /cpd/ listener since our nigs and Hiz Panics don't give us quality chimp outs. Theyd freak the fuck out if they got airdropped into Chicongo for a weekend
Charles Cook
Some nights, most of us Roberts are from Texas. 214 Robert on this net.
Noah Foster
Oh so he's not hitting her.
Brandon Fisher
Did the dispatch just say that a guy HAD HIS EYE STOLEN and followed it to a location????
Ian Barnes
Tryna frame a niqqa, sheboon SJW
Liam Williams
Live in south, but the corruption is the same here.
Benjamin Parker
MALE BLACK
Hunter Thomas
SHOT IN THE TESTICLE
Jackson Phillips
Shot in the testicle
Hunter Cox
Bag of guns and a weave (?) found.
Austin Wilson
>Bag of guns and a weave (?) found. its that demon weave i wonder where chicago falls on the "tumble-weave" index
Anthony Flores
Thanks guys. As for me I am currently in Florida but I will be back in Poland where I currently live, hopefully /cpd/ will continue working for me over in Yurop.