>be burger
>have vag
>be lifestyle blogger
>use vag on instagram for $$
>go to africa
>meet up with local hung African BBC for intellectual conversation
>go to put whip cream on huge glistening erect 12" African uncircumcized Big Black Cock before fellating it to extract authentic Kenyan probiotic health supplement
>whip cream container explodes
>die
JUST
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pretty hot desu
>be french
>be burger
what?
Voilah!
sorry to much zinc intake...wont happen again...
her name is burger
theres a moral to this story somewhere.
i dont really care what it is, but...
HAHAHAHAHA
>killed by cream canister exploding
eh? those cans are barely thicker than coke can aluminum
Lol top fucking leaf
so why would you put whipped cream in a burger?
But how does that even happen?
probably a damaged gas cartridge
Thanks for posting. I read it this morning:
>burger got killed by exploding whipped cream dispencer
and fukken keked so hard
>Ms. Burger
If she was American this would be pure pottery
Welp, it was either that or a slow death from AIDS.
It's the refillable kind, I guess it shot out the whippit shell like a slug
>French Blogger gets Explosive Creampie
...
French make terrible burgers by the way.
If you go to France then don't order a burger unless you want to eat a bun with a knife and fork after the first bite.
did you even read it? she was french
>a fucking leaf
right. nevermind
what kind of freak needs a re-fillable whipped cream canister?
VADE RETRO SATANA
ban high capacity assault cream dispensers
Roasties getting BTFO
Holy shit, the last picture on her instagram is of a whipped cream dispenser with a CO2 cartridge.
Can any anons who read frog spanish translate what it says?
10/10 kek
You have no power here faggot
you shall not use this kind of canister at home because it's dangerous.
french government already issued a warning for this brand
I didn't know this was even a thing. Who uses it that much they need this?
Lol what a waste of life, lived by fitness, killed by le creme
Burn the coal
Pay the toll
She, apparently.
Is this the kind of dispenser that killed her?
Holy shit I'm picturing her holding it up to shoot some into her mouth but instead the cartridge fires off and blows her face off
>who
a burger
this has been posted after she died, it's an identical cream container as the one which killed her, the real one is in police hands
mmm wish i was there when it happened
This triggers the frenchcuck.
A lot of people. It's much better than store bought garbage. If you're going to bake a pie from scratch, why top it with shit?
Her name was Burger though.
you live by the cream, you die by the cream.
that's how I wanna go out
Fucking gnarly, user
>BE FRENCH
>BEING CREAMED
i guess she got creamed
On vacation though? Who is baking pies on vacation?
Ban assault canister
Way to show how retarded you are.
...
deep
The toll has been paid in full.
Did she ever take the knot?
Ain't nobody baking pies on vacation in Africa.
Nice.
This is a culinary abomination but I'd still try it.
Good point. She was probably doing whippits
Main comment :
> "Here is an example of whipped cream siphon that exploded and hit the Rebbeca's thorax, causing her death.
Precision : the siphon that caused the death was sealed.
Don't use such utensil at home ! Some 10000s defective devices are still available."
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she was probably being a degenerate doing nangs
Oh well. I suppose she must have been shaking it really hard and expecting nothing to do go wrong, either that or she sat on it or left it out in the sun all day long.
Just natural selection at work.
not sure if im reading correctly but i think it blew a fucking hole in her sternum
I do knot think so
I never laughed about those jokes at /deutsch/ and I won't start now here
I'm a lifestyle blogger myself
>mfw that burger
>inb4 made in germany, by refugees
kek'd
Maybe this was a suicide by whip cream.
>GOT CREAMED
your pic is the decent kind
she used some cheap china replica, where the cartrigde holder, you know the thing that has to withstand a high pressure, was made of fucking plastic.
OK, now I'm interested. This seems a nice starting point if you are European and want to build a firearm.
>I'd like to let her have a go at my exploding cream dispenser if you know what I mean....
I'll do the laughing for both of us, I have no standards
Umm, do you realize that burger is just cooked meat put between two slices of bread? There's no secret to it.
Are europeans not even allowed to have pellet guns?
Jesus fucking christ
>33 years old
>no kids
>traveling around the world riding the bbc
She was pretty hot, but nothing of value was lost here.
>exploding cream thing
She was beaten over the head with one and the nog told the nog cops the thing exploded.
Crime of the century
...
What kind of fitness enthusiast eats whipped cream?
Globalists wet multiculti dream
I guess if you are close enough to hold it inside their mouth.
>Chantilly
>CO2
you don't make chantilly with Co2 my fellow burger (nitrous oxyde needed)
GOD DAMMIT
But we do have No Country For Old Men-tier whipped cream dispensers, mate...
What idiot uses gas canisters to whip cream??? You use gas canisters to build Reichs, not whip cream!
What's wrong with making your own whipped cream so you know how much sugar you put in it?
note the plastic cartridge holder, the whole thing screams alibaba.com
normal, strudy models are all metal, inox usually meaning they are pricy
We are not allowed to even have gas spray or stun guns
Yea i guess she also made that dispenser
How on earth does one die from that?
heh heh
>When you scream for the cream
>Police report the dispenser shouted "Allahu Akbar" before exploding
Gustave Doré?
Ms Burger? Didn't they use to call it Miss America?
>What idiot uses gas canisters to whip cream???
she was a food blogger. she probably made thousands of fans with low carb dessert recipes.
>be pretty
>find fat girl
>tell her she can be pretty if uses advertized products
>????
>profit
Is that the fitness girl? She has a body like my wife and my wife barely exercises at all.
Read the article retard
The liquid in glass should be white.
don't think so, not sure who made it
>my wife barely exercises at all
with you
I bet you she didn't even have any kids. More white genetic history thrown away
Yeah, I just don't get why an electronic whipper wouldn't be sufficient?