Burger BTFO

But how does that even happen?

probably a damaged gas cartridge

Thanks for posting. I read it this morning:

>burger got killed by exploding whipped cream dispencer

and fukken keked so hard

>Ms. Burger

If she was American this would be pure pottery

Welp, it was either that or a slow death from AIDS.

It's the refillable kind, I guess it shot out the whippit shell like a slug

>French Blogger gets Explosive Creampie

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French make terrible burgers by the way.
If you go to France then don't order a burger unless you want to eat a bun with a knife and fork after the first bite.

did you even read it? she was french
>a fucking leaf
right. nevermind