Long Island

Dad grew up in montauk pretty much deserted richfags towns until summer and meth on one half and the shitty part of nyc on the other.

Even when I was young and ignorant I knew Wyandanch was completely BLACKED. A lot of the muggings and robberies I heard of growing up were from over there, and thankfully I never really have been over there to see for myself.

they have a serial killer who hasn't been caught yet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_serial_killer

>fucking pirch apes
>I'm from Texas
>no idea what this means
>can't wait to use it as a description in a sentence

I misspelt "porch ape."

He probably just fat fingered i instead of o for porch.

So many illegals and anchor babies.

I've lived on LI my entire life. I live in Nassau...AMA

You sure about that?

AYYYY RICHIE! TROW ME A SLICE UH DAT PIZZA WOULD'JA?