Be 20

start lifting do steroids then beat his ass

get your sister to claim the boyfriend raped her

Give it a rest Achmed. Just because you do, doesn't mean we all do.

then maybe make a superhero league called "the keks-men"

a body of autistic mutants that go around saving the west.

>no, he hasn't.. of that I am sure.
you should make sure he is not touching/fucking your sister, that would be a good excuse if you hae to go to trial if something "uwanted" happens to him
>He's an engineer, makes decent money but he does not pay for your house
i would say get rid of him if he is not necesary for your current lifestyle
> Nope.
if he is not stronger than you, beat the shit out of him to show him he is a worthless pice of shit. that is what i would do (im not telling you to drive to a quite place, beat him up and leave him to find his way home. im not doing so ;D)
>He thinks I am a weird little fucker who gets in the way. Also he loves picking on my social life.
again i would have beatten him up at this point. establish that he is a shit and you are the boss, or just do"not" make him disapear

once again im not telling you to do anything, all in this board should be considered as satire, anyone taking me serious is a fool. :^)

you know what to do

Your mom needs to see that if all her immediate family members hate her boyfriend, and if children tend to take after their parents, than perhaps this man isn't going to be the best for her.

The League of Extraordinary Autists

I'm gonna have to agree with this user. I'm sure that it may cause temporary damage to your relationship with your mother, but it'll work in the long run. She'll have less respect for her boyfriend knowing that he got beat by her son, and gain more respect for you. It's just how woman work.

I think that the League of handicapped gentlemen
sounds better

>you should make sure he is not touching/fucking your sister, that would be a good excuse if you hae to go to trial if something "uwanted" happens to him
>good excuse
Dude, it's his sister
>im not telling you to drive to a quite place, beat him up and leave him to find his way home. im not doing so ;D
I think it's a good idea beat him up when no one can see, then tell him not to say anything. Knock him on the ribs, stomach or any part of his side. It would draw a lot of attention if it has marks on the face