Eating out

separate checks. she orders what ever she can pay for im not paying. its not a sellers market OP. the poon industry collapsed.

its like look bitch you can shack up with some nog i dont give a fuck but you know you wont ever be able to retire and there would be a prenup even if we got married and i dont know what dirty dicks have been in you so i will be wearing a condom with spermacidal lube on it and wont ever rely on you to be taking the pill so if you dont pay for your own food i will just leave right now

thrice has a prostitute taken my money and then just told me to leave and wouldn't give my money back. i'm not smelly or rude or anything either. they just knew i wasn't going to do shit about it, they could smell the beta, and they knew they could take advantage of it. it's hard to imagine even being able to pay a woman for sex now

i usually pick restaurant,
let her pick drinks,
i do not order for her,
i let her taste my food,
sometimes if i dont want to see her again i come up with an excuse to make her pay
i always tip (this is america)

First date I choose the place and drinks and let her order her food. I pay since I asked her out.

All other further dates I choose because women are fucking incompetent and don't know what they want.

>He goes out with women
user, women are a distraction. Have you not taken the true pill yet?

>Let her pick restaurant

Depends on who has a yearning for a certain food, or knows of a new restaurant to check out, its a process of elimination. Many times women will just leave it up to you, leave the entire evening up to you, because they think your job is to entertain them or something. Fuck that bitch you entertain me cunt.

>Let her pick wine / drinks

Wine is decided by pairing with the meal. Let her order her own damn drink because she is paying for it anyway

>Order for her (order everything for whole table)

No that's some control freak weirdo shit

>Let her taste your food if she asks to, even though she ordered small salad

Sure why not I'll trade her for a tomato from her salad. Plus you can give her that sexy eye contact while you put it in her mouth so she knows you're thinking about putting your dick in her mouth and her pussy gets a tingle.

>Split the bill with her

Fuck yeah bitch is paying for herself, does she want to spend time with me or does she just want free shit

>Tip

If the service is good, give 20% tip. If its bad, discuss it with chick and explain that servers get taxed assuming 8% of their sales is tips, so only tip 8%.

When I eat a girl out, I make sure to place the entire pussy in my mouth, and suck, before rolling my tongue up and down and inside her vagina hole

Then, I flatten my tongue and lap her up, while slurping making sure to get a good taste. Then I stiffen my tongue and start boxing her clit and running circles around it, alternating between this and making sure to get my fingers pressed against her g spot, so she squirts. I then make her squat over my balls and jack her self off over my dick so she squirts on my balls, while teasing her pussy with my cock

Then I ram her at 90 miles an hour with my dick, fold her into a ball and choke her whole using her neck to slam get whole body pussy first into my massive dick

>When I eat out with my wife
We pick restaurant
She picks what she wants to eat/drink
I pick what I want to eat/drink
I pay out of our account.

Treat your wife like the white goddess she is.
>inb4 white women are degenerate
Virgin wife who cooks, cleans and takes care of me

Pump and dump - don't even bother spending money on them. They will enjoy a free meal from a beta chump and then go fuck Chad. Using the average woman as anything other than a masturbatory aid in (current year) is just begging to be financially cucked.