Toilet paper

toilet paper
>basically sandpapering your asshole
>wasteful
>" oh no I ran out of toilet paper. guess I'm going to walk around with shit in my ass now"
>if your shit isnt rock hard you need to wipe more than once
>if it rips your fingers are covered in shit

bidet
>basically free
> does a good job cleaning your ass
> if poop sticks to the toilet you can just spray it off
>only need to do it once

Westtards will defend this

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Ain't no defending it, big TP has us by the balls.

Yeah I don't understand. I'm installing a bidet.

Capitalism used to sell colored toilet paper but it started creating health problems so they quietly got rid of it.

Bidets are pretty kewl especially in hot places where your crack is gnna get greasy

also Charlottesville was a false flag

>Capitalism used to sell colored toilet paper but it started creating health problems so they quietly got rid of it.
What is your point? That capitalism works?

When you wipe, you're one thin piece of paper away from shovelling it out with your hands. You may as well live in India at that point.

>wiping your ass
>wasting paper
>washing your ass
>wasting water
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I prefer bidet,it really allows you to clean up like a shower.
Only for that it's better than Tp i only see to useful if on a trip or a place without plumbing

>>basically sandpapering your asshole
Maybe with the shitty third world TP you use, but in real countries, we have cotton soft toilet paper
>>wasteful
Again, only a problem for third world shitholes
>>" oh no I ran out of toilet paper. guess I'm going to walk around with shit in my ass now"
You're literally retarded if you ever run out of toilet paper
>>if your shit isnt rock hard you need to wipe more than once
This is a bad thing how?
>>if it rips your fingers are covered in shit
For the third time, only an issue if you're using shitty third world toilet paper. Even if the good stuff rips, you can wash your hands right after

>Not being part of the wet wipes master race
Literally the best of both worlds