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>mashable com/2017/08/24/hurricane-harvey-worst-case-scenario-realized-texas
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Kek wills for the texan lands to be drowned in redneck blood
>coastalfags
>rednecks
ummm sweetie....
Is it me or is that cthulhu?
Latest Update. Checking in from /409/.
OH SHIT IT'S CATEGORY 5 NOW THIS IS FUCKING IT
Is it ok to be Hispanic and support whi5e supremacy?
Galveston still looks fine, I don't think this one's gonna be the big one.
You slow-ass Commiefornian, it's clearly at Category 14 already.
weather isn't politics, fuck off.
such an old photo LOL
This hurricane – and its aftermath – is all Trump's fault.
how new are you
The belly of the Dragon drips water.
kys fag
Like your mom upstairs as we speak we also like to have fun sometimes
Lol it's a big nothing burger. All the predictions were wrong again.
Texan here, it's literally nothing, I'm standing outside in corpus Christi and everything looks fine except for some minor drizzle
Fuck evacuating, that's just bullshit government lies to make me abandon my property over some fucking rain, ITS LITERALLY JUST RAIN
>he doesn't know about category 14+5i
You should start pulling donuts in the street.
Hopefully it will drown all the niggers. There will be nothing but empty KFC buckets and swisher sweet packs scattered across the broken shore.
it has not even made landfall yet ya dingus
>Only category 3
So no happening right?
oh it's happening alright
Could turn Cat 4 before full landfall.
Wind speeds aren't the issue, it's massive flooding that are the issue
It might clean the gulf coast of Texas off the map
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Welcome, newfriend.
Lurk moar.
One never knows though. In 1978, I was camping on the beach in South Padre, and overnight a line of thunderheads 20-30 miles offshore suddenly coalesced into a wicked storm and passed directly over me, knocking down my tent and covering me with sand. +70 mph winds sustained, went inland and flooded everything and killed a couple dozen people.
Stay safe Texas bros
HOLY FUCK
Yeah, but remember: easy in, easy out.
The problem with Louisiana is that they contracted out to the Army Corps of Engineers various dikes around the city. If they had just left well enough alone, let the area flood when it was time and flow out accordingly, there wouldn't have been a problem.
You're being an alarmist.
CNN: omg it's going to be a major disaster!!!1
>no one dies
Trump: See? Fake news.
There are probably hundreds of these fucks in my yard. I can't wait for the hurricane now you little shits
There is nothing but mexicans down there dont worry
lovebugs btfo
in san antonio.
ready for the deluge of people.
local economy will boom for the next 6 months.
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Based Jeffyboi is online with comfy stormchasing!
Jefferson county here ready to underwater when the sandbags on the levee fails.
Fuck them can't wait for winter.
>trumpcucks gettting destroyed by BASED god again
GUYS IT'S HAPPENING
EXPECTED CATEGORY 4 IN FEW HOURS
...
>flash
nope
He sounds hype as fuck and thinks that it will hit a cat 4.
Happenings have been on Sup Forums since the dawn of time.
Either lurk moar or GTFO.
Cameron County here, it's been raining for the better part of the day. I'm going home now
He is an expert though, but also an entertainer. Comfy anyways!
Look at the fucking primary numbers.
Anyone who wanted to preserve the 2nd Amendment wasn't given any other option.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HE'S OUT THERE IN A BUSINESS SUIT ABOUT TO SURF IN THE HURRICANE
I'm east of austin. All i have is water and low on food. Am i ded? I'm just worried that power and shit is going to be out for weeks.
>moving at 10mph and still 70 miles from corpus christi
>could gain strength
Its gonna be a BIG hurricane for texASS
JEFF IS A FUCKING MADMAN HOLY SHIT
Our guy?
>walk outside for one (1) minute
>go back into my house
>see wriggling black mass on my jeans
>go for a drive
>windshield and grill covered in lovebug guts
JUST
yeah because we need more BASED BLACK MAN IN MAGA HAT
This isn't a happening, you're all a bunch of loser faggots who need to go back.
Why do you americans always call your hurricanes fag names like sandy or harvey.
Stormchasers Alex Jones!
Here's your fucking (you) now shut up.
Trump coming to Texas next week.
same but we already packed as it is
san antonio here.
rain just started this moment.
Who comfy?
Who has a comfier pic?
>tfw slightly north of the devastation zone
somebody has to collect the body bags
Just finished my weekly workout routine today and I rest on weekends, now all I have planned is to watch God cleanse the spics out of Texas.
>coming to a wasteland
why?
Be sure to give us the lowdown on how the free Trump Steaks really compare.
Are there any nigger communities in the area of effect?
Real? I want to shake The Don's hand.
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I'm worried about Alex.
Will he be ok?
Is this hurricane a weather weapon send by the globalists?
He will be checking the efficiency of illegal removal by hurricane. Let's make him proud.
MODS UNBAN THE MOBILE IPs SO WE CAN POST WHEN POWER GOES DOWN!!!!
REEEEEEEEEE
Houston. Transplants from Katrina that never went home.
ALL TEXANS REPORT IN
>COUNTY
>STATUS
>GRUB
>VIEW OUTSIDE
Montgomery, stocked and locked, 3rd floor, enough food for 5 days, only annoyed by power outages. Pretty much just fuckton flooding to worry about for my car.
Any other Houston, Spring, woodlands or Conroe bros out there?
At 1:30 today,
GOD IS NOW AMERICA'S TERRORIST
need more info!
Can the hurrikang reach cat 4
At 3:30 today
Notice the water rising
WE'RE GONNA DIE
This is all drumpf's fault. If he hadn't pulled out of the Paris climate agreement this wouldn't be happening
The National Weather Service in League City has issued a
* Tornado Warning for...
Southwestern Brazoria County in southeastern Texas...
* Until 330 PM CDT.
* At 303 PM CDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado
was located near Jones Creek, or near Freeport, moving northwest at
20 mph.
HAZARD...Tornado.
SOURCE...Radar indicated rotation.
OH SHIT
Schools closed down today, aye
For a 5 minute photo-op talking to rescuers and workers cleaning up. You know, the politician thing to do.
Louisiana niggers BTFO. You have to go back.
In all seriousness. Houston won't be a loss
what, like a few inches?
>belly of the dragon
A bit, it looks dirtier.
Where is this?
Houston
>yfw Category 4
Jeff seems to think it's possible
damn
Oh shit