Motherfucker i forgot ™ on McNuke™ I hope the McPolice™ don't come for me since I violated the NAP
Dominic Richardson
So, have the News Jews started blaming Trump somehow for the black Democrat mayor of Houston getting a bunch of people killed?
Cameron Nguyen
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SUPER STORM OF ETHNIC CLEANSING
GOOD LUCK AND RED TEXAS WILL COME TO YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "THANKS HARVEY" IN THIS THREAD
Gavin Johnson
This morning on Fox somebody said the flooded area is the size of Lake Michigan
Adam Wilson
houstonian here
It's bad. Worst than anyone is reporting
1/4 the city is underwater
the columbia levees have fallen. it is now flooding all of southwest and south central houst
if you are in those areas get the fuck out
I repeat
IF YOU LIVE IN SOUTHWEST, OR SOUTH CENTRAL HOUSTON GET THE FUCK OUT YOU HAVE A 2 TO 3 FOOT WALL OF WATER COMING YOUR WAY AND IT WON'T GO AWAY FOR ANOTHER 3-4 DAYS.
MY HOUSE IS ON 18 FOOT STILTS. WHERE I LIVE GETS HIT FIRST. THE WATER JUST WENT UP 4 FEET.
THIS IS HOW IT NORMALLY LOOKS
Cooper Martin
50 inches of rain, broken levee, 350 gators, AIDS in the water, fire ants, and a shark. What's even going on in Houston?
Joseph Bailey
>having a picnic in Florida.jpg
Dylan Ortiz
President Donald J. Trump
>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind. >he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home. >he won a golf tournament with a single stroke. >he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases. >he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk. >he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still. >he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari. >he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom. >his online shitposting directs the course of human history. >he sells rice to the Chinese. >when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way. >eating fast food makes him healthier. >at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger. >when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness. >he made employee of the month after his job interview. >he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation. >he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed. >the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess.
Michael Long
This is getting better and better
Shame I have to leave right about now. I am going to need the whole enchilada tomorrow
James Hill
Thanks Harvey
Wyatt Roberts
I-is that actually some sort of swarm of insects? Because that shit is my nightmare.
Justin Foster
i hope the ants survive i like ants
Blake Wright
Democrats.
Daniel Scott
THANKS HARVEY
Aaron Thomas
God hates hilldawg voters. Guess the rural retards won this round..
buy my book
Joseph Martinez
F Big Rich. May you have infinite scoops in Valhalla.
Mason Peterson
BRITBONG HERE
IS HARVEY GOING TO OVERTAKE KATRINA?
Parker Stewart
Reminder, Fire ants are fairly water resistant on their own, but are unstoppable together. And according to Hixenbaugh, they use the bodies of dead fire ant brethren as a raft.
Isaac Johnson
Fire ants cling together in huge swarms to form rafts that can survive floods. Those are all fire ants.
Jeremiah Garcia
Thanks, Harvey
Nicholas Garcia
>I-is that actually some sort of swarm of insects? Because that shit is my nightmare.
Yes, when it floods, fire ants form huge rafts to survive. Do NOT ever get near one of them, because they'll swarm up you.
Easton Ortiz
SEETHIS IS HOW IT LOOKS NOW
WATER IS NOW AT 17 FEET IT IT'S GOING TO SLAM SOUTHWEST AND SOUTH CENTRAL HOUSTON IN THE NEXT HOUR
THE NEED TO EVACUATE THE WHOLE CITY
ADDICKS IS ABOUT TO BURST
GET OUT
Nicholas Morales
I thought it did a long time ago. I was under the impression this was Katrina X 3
Jaxson Diaz
collapsed bridge too.
but this would all be avoided if people would just move their fucking deck chairs around.
t. Houston Mayor
Sebastian Ramirez
>oldhag.png >benice.jpg
William Lee
THANK YEW HARVEY
Anthony Ramirez
SORRY HERE IS THE PICTURE FROM THE DECK
Ryan Clark
I guess this is the best. If this somehow hits Austin I think we'd hit the Jackpot. Oh God why?
Brayden Cook
...
Andrew Diaz
Just let their people go already
Robert Ward
The second Trump retweets a fucking warning telling people that a levee just broke, meaning a massive wall of water is going to fuck everything in it's path, there's a swarm of blue checkmark faggots yelling at him. Jesus.
Don't forget the hidden suction sewers. Yay diversity!
Adrian Nelson
The turbo-ironical part is that a lot of the nogs who live in Houston were chased there by Katrina. Right after Katrina, crime rates soared in Texas. Now they'll probably decrease and spike in Kansas or something.
Tyler Roberts
What's going on is democrats ruined another part of the world and god is punishing them
Lincoln Harris
>They can't be deported if they drown
Hunter Baker
This is going to be way the fuck worse than Katrina
Cameron James
fire ants
they even use the ant corpses. i presume the corpses are at the bottom and act as a raft
Ryder Hughes
the mayor said not to leave and drumpf is just using nazi fearmongering tactics right now for tv ratings (probably on orders from putin as well)
Jack Reed
>his name is Trump
Camden Wood
Yeah, Houston is the 4th biggest city in the country, as opposed to New Orleans at #49, and Katrina's floodwaters never got anywhere near this high.
Gavin Thomas
I think Houston is going to take forever to fix.
Jacob Barnes
It is all the way up to the deck. Everything you see including the otherside of the river (it's an island) is under 17 feet of water
Ian Mitchell
it does not seem like it
i remember katrina with all the looting and corpses flowing in the water
Zachary Rivera
Nightmare confirmed. One reason I always carry is to fend off hoards of niggers, but another is "save one bullet" in cases like that. Fuck that. Fuck it to hell.
Isaac Wood
is texas going to be okay?
Jack Long
hence, the infrastructure bill
Eli White
I love africa. but i will never go there unless you drag me kicking n screaming.
John Rogers
Is there an image of the breach yet?
Jaxon Edwards
>that FLOTUS hat
If I had a wife I'd buy her one
Daniel Lee
There will be nothing to fix. You guys think this is some random fake "happening"
It's real. 1/4 of the city is already gone. I mean gone. You can't fix what isn't there
Did you listen to the police scanners yesterday? There was constant looting and shooting going on last night.
Brody Rivera
melania looks funny in sneakers
Jonathan Taylor
only true americans will be right.
Ayden Phillips
>god still trying to get those niggers i guess mega-churchman was right
Anthony Fisher
FLOTUS LOOKING FINE ASF
Hunter Brown
BAH GAWD BAH GAWD
LINDA MCMAHON AND BEN 'MARK HENRY' CARSON
Connor Price
>I was under the impression this was Katrina X 3 it quite literally is katrina got around 6 trillion gallons of water (please do not forge this) Houston will get close to 20 trillion by the time this is over New Orleans also has much, much less people and is below sea level
Owen Butler
>reposition furniture wtf does that even mean?
Kevin Lee
Dear Lord. That really makes me think. Hope they don't come to MS. We already have enough blacks. Praise be the Lord. There's 15-30 million illegals here. The ones in Houston are a dime in a bucket.
Justin Sanders
UH OH! LIBERALS SAY THERE IS A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS!
There's already looting, and areas that rescuers won't go to because niggers keep shooting at them.
Jaxon Davis
you dumbshit we have looters everywhere. they are shooting at the cajun navy and rescuers. it's at the point leo and nat guard aren't letting people into certain neighboorhods on the south and central side of town.
Mason Hernandez
What's going on? Just woke up.
Charles Flores
this is going to make Trump like a God. Sorry for the victims and the death though.
Elijah Gomez
Wew
Kevin Bell
The flooding is cia haarp false flag in order to lure Trump to Texas.
Where was Kennedy killed?
That's right. Texas. No way that's a coincidence.
Nathan Ross
levee breeched
Jayden Johnson
Fuark that's hot!
Benjamin Evans
so this... is the power of casual melania... woah.
Anthony Reed
Monetary wise certainly, Houston is going to be a fucking lake for at least a year. Death toll might be less though, Abbott wasn't as much of a fuckup as the other governor so the roads didn't have people trying to come INTO Houston as people were evacuating. We'll find out in a few days though, hard to tell how many are dead when so many are most likely floating in their houses.
Camden Nguyen
>Nightmare confirmed
I used to live down there, and got flooded in during another hurricane, back when I was a kid. I literally carried around a can of Raid when I was walking around in the flood waters, and would spray those fucking rafts. That rekt them. They'd just dissolve and die.
Jace Bennett
POTUS just landed in Corpus Christi
Jaxon Mitchell
Checked
Landon Gomez
...
Cooper White
Trump standing there smiling and laughing while people are dying?
IMPEACH!
Jason Bell
Just woke up. What's going on?
Nicholas Diaz
>Everybody Hates Donald
No user, you're thinking of Obama. He was voted as literally the worst president since WW2.