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Every plot ever.
Protagonist eats a lot
protagonist is dumb but gets serious when his friends are in danger
That no pickle pee.
That no pump a rum.
that no pump a rum
that no pickle
MC's powerful speech is really just the obvious things everybody should already know
Other characters act surprised and dumbfounded
hot blooded protagonist
cool and collected rival
Edgy deuteragonist turns into a fuccboi
"innocent" protagonist turns into a monster thirsting for revenge.
protag eats a lot
isnt fat or even romotely overweight even though they eat a shitload and dont move at all.
why is this a thing Sup Forums? inb4 I eat a shitload and im not fat. Bullshit a lot to you faggots is that you eat a single celery stick.
I eat a lot (as in no meals, basically constant snacking) but I'm a cross country runner and don't eat meat.
Protagonists are usually adventuring or some shit and can burn off calories.
Also japan has a very low obesity rate so fat people are usually token and not meant to be taken seriously.
Am I on /v/?
Would you pump a rum in her pickle pee?
And Sup Forums is on /v/
Innocent Protagonist gits gud
Edgy Deutargonist actually becomes weaker
While it's true protags probably burn off most of their weight, in most cases they're not even fighting/training every day so in the end they probably take in more calories than they burn.
Especially since in Japan they like meat extra fatty.
That's not Ippo.
Edgy Deutargonist actually becomes weaker
That didn't happen according to that hahaha epic fight with the bionic man lel
I'd pump her rum if you get my drift.
THAT NO PICKLE PEE
This is taking a dark turn
You know what pisses me off the most about this "innocent MC" thing, it's how they always act so fucking clueless, and every time another character engages them into a conversation about anything resembling ideas and beliefs they stammer around like a fucking child claiming they don't understand what they're talking about.
It's so fucking typical Japanese, they can't let their protagonist have any sorts of actual beliefs except the most rudimentary "HURR I WANN PRUTACT POEPLE" shit because they are self-inserts. And then you get this stupid "what are you saying??" beta spineless shit.
What does the crow even do with all that shit?
they like it fatty because there is literally no fat in any of their average diet. they wouldn't really notice this and think that it's the case no matter the actual makeup of the meal.
I mean, it could be. that's pretty heavily conjecture.
She's building a kick ass nest, I'd imagine.
There is a character like this in Kagerou Daze except they are that way because they have leukemia or some other deadly disease.
I love how the Chimera Ant arc does the exact opposite of what you think it's gonna do in regards to Killua and Gon. You think Killua would be the one who goes apeshit and Gon would be the calm/collected voice of reason because that's generic shounen rival/mc behavior. But it's the total fucking opposite, and it makes perfect fucking sense in retrospect. Gon is still a child who is thrown into this absolutely ridiculous world where he's constantly getting his ass handed to him, it's a wonder he didn't snap before then.
Meanwhile, Killua is calm and collected because that's how he was raised, into a family of cold-blooded assassins who NEED to steel their nerves in order to survive. It's great because I don't think anyone really sees this coming honestly, their upbringings being so different don't really click until this arc, sure, you know they're raised drastically different and that they're super young, but you don't even think about the results of taking those different lifestyles and showing how their mental health is affected when they're thrown into situations that would make a grown man shit himself
Fuck HxH is so good
mad fatties being jelly that people have better genetics
Villain: "Why don't you just give up already?"
MC: "Being strong means not giving in when things look bad!"
What answer does the villain expect in that situation anyways?
FINE I GIVE UP PLEASE RAPE MY KINGDOM
self-destruct mechanism tied to the villain's life
strong guy who could bench-press a bus and has years of battle experience and combat intuition is weaker and slower than a thin highschool student with no muscles at all who keeps his eyes closed at all times and hands in pockets
Old sensei sacrifices himself using one final move to kill the big bad
It doesn't even fucking work
Villain is stupidly strong but also isn't smarter or smarter than a highschooler and as a result loses
Smarter or faster*
character teleports behind another
villain is literally millions of years old and has enough knowledge to guide all of humanity to wherever it would want forever and ever without ever being known about whatsoever and enough power to crush the solar system into a singularity
beaten by someone who has lived 16 years and doesn't know how advanced mathematics or basic physics work
That's one of the reasons I loved Code Geass right, it nailed this trope right in the head.
Gon would be the calm/collected voice of reason because that's generic shounen rival/mc behavior
That's not it, it's a standard battle shounen trope for the MC to lose his shit over an enemy hurting his friend. The good thing about Gon is that he lost his shit in a painfully realistic way, he was essentially just a kid throwing a tantrum out of guilt and there was nothing heroic or righteous about it. We see him hurt his best friend and himself in the process, and there's no satisfaction in seeing him beat Pitou. He had the upper hand from the start, the fight was a one sided, excessive massacre and it doesn't even feel like a victory because Gon wasn't the underdog at any point.
Is that a meme I'm not getting?
It's a Dark Souls 3 thing
Right, didn't think that part through entirely. Though it IS still a trope for the rival character to be the one to lose his cool (ie: Vegeta, Killua earlier on) and go crazy. So it's still a bit of a surprise for Gon to have a breakdown like that, since up until that point, seeing a friend get hurt only really made him more reckless and strengthened his resolve.
Explain further. A specific clip?
There is a crow NPC that speaks to you asking for "pickle-pee" and "pump-a-rum", basically just asking for little objects. She starts off with "Me, me, pickle-pee, me, me, pump-a-rum", so now we call her "Pickle-Pee the Crow." If you give her something she doesn't want, she'll say "That no pickle-pee, that no pump-a-rum". The joke is that instead of showing her sad like her dialogue makes her sound, you show a pissed off crow with a knife in its beak. Imagine she's a gangster and you just tried to swindle her by not giving her what she wanted.
It's an unseen crow that trades junk items against cool stuff if you put it in her nest. She greets you with a young girls voice saying that pickle-pee pump-a-rump line. It's a reference to an old child poem called The Ceremonial Band" by James Reeves, in which "pickle-pee" is the sound of a fife and "pump-a-rum" is the sound of a drum.
Isn't that the same mechanic as ever since demon's souls?
I don't get why make a big deal out of this now.
Funny crow pictures are now ruined by a shitty /v/ meme
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
You know people will try waifuing everything remotely female and cute.
the address bar says Sup Forums
There are these crows that will trade you items for stuff you give them. They will say "that no pump a rum, that no pickle pee" if they won't accept that item. The crows have been around since the first game but it's picking up steam because "pump a rum" is lewd sounding.
It's pretty funny when they do get fat and have to work it off like they do sometimes in One Piece
I too enjoyed crows before DS3. It's a feeling so complicated loving both but realizing what this for crow pictures.
protagonist is a euphoric fedorafag
becomes less euphoric as the story goes
Fucking Yahari and it's shitty writing.
protagonist remains static throughout the entire series despite all their hardships and suffering
protagonist about to lose/lie
sudden power boost
filthy crossboarding scum shitpost on Sup Forums
bring their memes with them
Protagonist that is not a fucking retard
at least Sword Art nailed that part
He is though. The most retarded retard who only gets where he wants because the author wants him to.
Protagonist that is not a fucking retard
at least Sword Art nailed that part
I wouldn't be a retard as well if everyone else in my world was at least twice as retarded as I am.
Pump a rum isn't lewd and is a saying in my cultural please don't meme about it.
what the fuck is going on with Sup Forums today?
protagonist does every wrong decision imaginable and ends up with nothing in the end
the series doesn't even try to bullshit a happy ending
what the fuck is going on with Sup Forums this year?
ftfy. I can barely recognize this board now.
whos STR and whos DEX?
this goes to me as well but you go first because fuck you
The polar opposite
antagonist is a horrible murderer who can't be trusted
final battle ends
protagonist forgives them
protagonist is /v/
Fucking Dark souls 3 taking all my time so I can barely watch chinese cartoons anymore, and now you take my chinese cartoon board so I cannot even shitpost about them neither.
it's a /v/ episode
they like shiny objects
deuteragonist was an edgy cunt who killed and ate others
is saved by the person they murdered and is the only other character to have a good end finding true love with their saviours waifu
Just because you are getting raided by Blizzard shills does not mean you can come here /v/
character lets the edge consume him and goes berserk
love interest hugs him
he goes back to normal
They won't stop
And the threads that aren't Blizzard are all either EA or /pol/ doing EA's job for them
how about you suck my dong
Finds a way
How often is MC just "innocent and maybe naive?"
Seems like when you've got the ruthless edgelord deuteragonist, "innocent protagonist" usually just means a sententious retard.
Moe detective is DEX, presumably.
I think it's more that he's a lot less fussed about winning when he realizes it's Akane and not some government goon gunning for him.
MC just throws her ass out of a window
Like what happened with Orochimaru and Kabuto? I mean those fuckers caused a couple hundred deaths each. Hell, probably more and then they're just allowed to go scott free
Why is Sup Forums so tsun-tsun for /V/?
evil gang of murderers who fuck up entire towns and kill children and shit
MC has to fight them all one by one working their way up
special episode to show their comradery and how they were all friends and shit
MC finds out they were all friends
WOW YOU WEREN'T BAD GUYS, YOU WERE SAD GUYS
instead of fucking curb-stomping them for killing tons of innocents they just have some honoruburu one on one battle
MC fucking spares them or lets them go and they die some other way
you can't be tsundere for someone who is dead and was replaced by Reddit. I don't like it but literally all of old-/v/ has moved on to /pol/, /vg/ or Sup Forums.
/v/ is now Reddit cancer.
*pecks at ground*
*sits on power line*
*poops on people below*
*flies into window and dies*
Is pet crow a good idea?
PUMP ITS RUMP
That's fucking hilarious.
What are these "Sup Forums" and "/V/" you're referencing?
Everyone on /v/ left to the chan that shall not be named in 2014. Only the faggots remain.
If that's true why is it fucking dead?
That entire shit was just Reddit making their own chan, because anyone who had been on here even in 2012+ knew about 7chan and 420chan already.
8/pol/ and 8/b/ are the old userbase from here. Every other board aside from anomalous is comprised of newfags.
Wouldn't call it dead
That entire shit was just Reddit making their own chan
Is everything you don't like "reddit"?
Reddit is the new Gaia, but with worse quality of posters who say it.
MC uses power/attack that kills him
Is brought back to life by the power of friendship
all images must pertain to anime/manga
lurk moar read the rules
7chan and 420chan
Haven't those been dead for awhile?
We could always go to honey pot ch an
I mean master
What the fuck happened to my formatting?
If anything /pol/ is invading right now thanks to Battlefield. Overwatch is
fun and deserves the threads
Is that even legal?
I'd watch an anime that end like this
all these people who doubt the power of friendship
I honestly can't get fat no matter how much I eat.
I think in 'Murrica you need a permit in order to raise any kind of wild bird.
I want to
cuddle Jinx so fucking hard, hot damn.
Innocent deuteragonist desperately trying to seem edgy so he doesn't get hurt
Haruto tried his best.
His intentions were pure.
I didn't hate Haruto, mostly because he got shat upon on every opportunity, felt bad for the fucker by the end.
I eat roughly 6000 calories per day and I'm 6'6 140lbs.
Hi Mr. Skeltal
Say what you will about Sword Art Online, I liked the Aincrad arc. I had a legitimately good time watching it, and I even teared up a bit when it was Kirito, the supposed "stoic mc" who broke down crying and Asuna, the one who had been the crier in their relationship so far, was the one who comforted him when they thought they were dying.
And then later Kirito constantly brought up how much he respected Kayaba, and didn't report that woman, who knew where Kayaba was during the SAO Crisis and didn't fucking tell anyone out of respect for him, to the police.
Do you have HIV?
Nah. As far as my doctors can tell, my body just doesn't even try to store energy, so I've just got what's in my blood and what's in my stomach. On the upside for everyone who knows me, I always have snacks with me. On the downside, I have to eat constantly and feel like dying if I don't wake up to eat during the middle of the night.
post pickle pee lewds
It's called fast metabolism and binge eating. First you do not eat all day until dinner time where you eat a lot at once until you're full. You won't gain any weight because the rest of the day you're metabolizing it. That is the secret hint to being skinny.
Hey man, you know what we think about people spewing the secret around. We're gonna have to talk.
saves them with the power of friendship/love
I don't eat a ton but I definitely don't eat healthy and I've always been lanky.
kill la kill
I like your crow /v/, can I have your crow?
ITT: Shonenshit tropes
What are some essential crow core anime?
I could call all my friends or we could go 1on1
Either way, today there's going to be a murder!
I always wanted to keep a pet crow.
Those birds are patrician tier.
There's really not much you can do to Orochimaru as punishment. The dude's immortal. Better to keep an eye on him in your country than let him run off and give someone else his research
Protagonist seems really nice and affable.
Series keeps hammering "Oh hes such a nice guy hes such a nice guy hes such a nice guy." on to you all the time.
All of a sudden shit gets serious and the Protag does something really fucked up and morally questionable and you start to find out that he really isn't that nice of a guy as you thought.
Amuro VS Char
dense gynophobic beta MC
gets all girls by treating them as any person with basic manners would
constantly gropes them accidentally
never pushes plot forward by himself, because as someone with no goals whatsoever, he can only react to villains' actions and do what he is told
is an obnoxious moralfag, constantly spouts idealistic bullshit, prefers extremely risky "save everyone" plans to reasonable strategies with sacrifices and instantly rejects antagonist's propositions for most inane reasons
People who write this kind of shit should be publicly flogged.
Protaganist has policy of not killing people
Nearly every villian is dealt with by someone else killing them
MC has a "dark" hidden power that threatens to go out of control
it's actually extremely dangerous for everyone involved and terrifying to behold, instead of cool
deuteragonist faggy dove
Protaganist has policy of not killing people
I hate MC's like that, Such self-righteous twats.
Is that so? Watch Trigun and try to hate MC. I Dare you. I double dare you.
I'll do that.
protagonist doesn't eat a lot
protagonist isn't buff as fuck
protagonist cares for things other than fighting and getting stronger
no pickle pee
no pump a rum
Let's save everyone!
Even the psychotic killers
Come on, vash was too naive. He probably got more people killed with his naive beliefs than he would have if he just put a bullet in his brother's brain.
Cities wiped out due to knives and his worshippers.
Then again I suppose vash did try to kill his brother, I mean during the first major conflict between himself and his brother he did actually point the ultimate weapon and shoot his brother, so maybe there was hope for vash.
I've watched this 4 times. Send help.
It's not our fault that you don't understand basic nutrition
In the case of anime: protags are often little shithead teens, who generally eat a metric ton and don't gain weight for obvious reasons I'm not even gonna name
And beside that: some people actually use the energy from that food productively. Just because you sit on your ass all day and eat a lot doesn't mean everyone else does.
What, do you think /fit/ eats nothing but celery sticks too? Or people who work a job that means some manual labor?
Just your average /v/ cancer
Alpha stigma was a cunt, his sad demons aren't much better because lol gotta sac someone you care about every time you decide to use them, being Ryner or Sion sucks really fucking hard.
Char doesn't get weaker.
I like the Souls crows as much as anyone else but keep that stuff to /v/.
Is there a series where the roles are reversed?
I'm not familiar with any.
Vash was certainly far too naive, but at least he wasn't a preachy judgemental faggot. He knew he was too naive and went out with it without asking of everybody else to be like him. I appreciate that.
Post more cute crows doing cute things
the dragon balls