Be me

>be me
>be in committed relationship for 6 years
>see partner's ipad left open
>SMS thread going back over a year with "where r ru" "tryna fuck" "how was i last night" messages

what do?

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>sms

>When grandpa decided to larping a Cantonese throat singing board

>checked
>be in committed relationship for 6 years
apparently not
tell her you found her texts and THANK GOD she's getting dick somewhere else, you can finally leave her. Kiss her on the cheek, and walk out.
If you don't give a fuck, she won't know what to do. Let her try to get fuckboi to listen to her fucking bullshit and take out the trash.
She's fucked herself, and you're free.
Congratulations user, you found out she's a whore. Now get on with your life.

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

Genuinely sorry for your situation OP. At least this can be a lesson. Never trust women.

They were never even meant to have freedom and equal rights in the first place. This is why I respect Islam. They keep their women in check. They believe in the patriarchy and enforce it at every level of their society. This is why they're winning and we're losing right now btw, at least in Europe.

Try and fuck her mother before you break up with her

you deserved this if you couldn't see the red flags
women are not good at keeping secrets

If you're married with kids, fake your death.
If not just leave.
Also I think you meant to post this on Sup Forums

Sorry to hear. Lots of good threads about what to do when plotting revenge.

First get lots of hardcore porn of her being a slut that you can post to her work/friends/family once you break up.

Make your breakup amazing. Break her soul.

Message back for the address. Tell your gf you're bringing her somewhere special. Drive to his house. Your gfs reaction will be priceless. Execute her in the passenger seat, knock on his door and execute him too. Then neck yourself my man.


Writers Note: This post was written ironically and the writer does not wish OP to do this