Be me

>be me
>be in committed relationship for 6 years
>see partner's ipad left open
>SMS thread going back over a year with "where r ru" "tryna fuck" "how was i last night" messages

what do?

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>sms

>When grandpa decided to larping a Cantonese throat singing board

>checked
>be in committed relationship for 6 years
apparently not
tell her you found her texts and THANK GOD she's getting dick somewhere else, you can finally leave her. Kiss her on the cheek, and walk out.
If you don't give a fuck, she won't know what to do. Let her try to get fuckboi to listen to her fucking bullshit and take out the trash.
She's fucked herself, and you're free.
Congratulations user, you found out she's a whore. Now get on with your life.

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

Genuinely sorry for your situation OP. At least this can be a lesson. Never trust women.

They were never even meant to have freedom and equal rights in the first place. This is why I respect Islam. They keep their women in check. They believe in the patriarchy and enforce it at every level of their society. This is why they're winning and we're losing right now btw, at least in Europe.

Try and fuck her mother before you break up with her

you deserved this if you couldn't see the red flags
women are not good at keeping secrets

If you're married with kids, fake your death.
If not just leave.
Also I think you meant to post this on Sup Forums

Sorry to hear. Lots of good threads about what to do when plotting revenge.

First get lots of hardcore porn of her being a slut that you can post to her work/friends/family once you break up.

Make your breakup amazing. Break her soul.

Message back for the address. Tell your gf you're bringing her somewhere special. Drive to his house. Your gfs reaction will be priceless. Execute her in the passenger seat, knock on his door and execute him too. Then neck yourself my man.


Writers Note: This post was written ironically and the writer does not wish OP to do this

Shit man, she's doing drugs and everything just to ride dick? She'll be homeless in a matter of years.

>Kiss her on the cheek, and walk out.
kill yourself, he doesn't want to taste the dick that slapped her in the face

Well you're leaving her, we know that much.

Time is on your side, you don't have to immediately confront her, or even at all.

Can she go you legally? Look up the laws where you are in case she can sue you and take half your shit, begin removing means of taking your stuff.

If they've spent this time thinking you're a fucking moron for not seeing it, you can do it right back.

>make her disappear
>cops find texts of guy offering drugs
>they arrest him

Report the conversation to the police and ditch your EX girlfriend

Stop acting like a sissy, and take up the ass like a man.

You're missing the point, faggot
She wants him to freak out and scream and smash shit, then she can say "he's a crazy asshole!" and get those sympathy points women need to justify their shitty actions to themselves and their friends/family.
He may want to crawl into the fetal position and die, but if she plays it my way he's clear.

>she
he
kek

Make her a nice bath with bubbles and candles etc. Make her feel like it's a big treat. Then quickly plug in her hair dryer and toss it in the bath with her.

Are you the guy or the girl

He should kiss her feet whiles he's at it.
Show he really doesnt freak out ;)

Pack her shit and throw her out. If the other way around: Take the time you need to figure things out on how you going to start getting your own life back and then act. Don't look back if you are convinced she hurt you unjust.

they are if they excuse their weird behavior for emotional problems. abusive childhood, ya know. well i was naive.

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guy

Tell her to bring that stud over so you can beat your meat while she gets fucked long dick style, have him bring some molly too for a real good time

How do you youngsters call it today? wachaps?

throw her shit out, beat the fuck out of her. If she calls the cops, lie and say she attacked you.

thank me later.

Leave my man.. you'll be fine without her. You have hobbies, you have goals, you'll find someone much better down the line

Does she have a job that requires drug testing?

youtube.com/watch?v=chKX6VOC8kY

Film them cheating and post the reaction on Youtube, slut shame her.

This. This dude right here knows how to deal with business.

drop the bitch now, why are you even asking us this?

Lol what a cuck

>not getting inside a woman's head

FIRST THING: Protect you assets.
Move all your documents and valuables to a safe place.
Anything you share that you want to keep, take it now.
SECOND THING: Tell someone.
Talk to a friend or two about what happened, and what you'll do.
They'll be invaluable witnesses and support.
FINAL THING: Confront her and end the relationship.
Quickly and swiftly. Block on all social media.

Do these things in that order, if you don't, you have no right to complain when you get fucked in the ass (I'm assuming you are cohabiting of course).

>guy
>my partner

You fags are never monogamous. Don't worry about it.

Start abusing her. Demand sex. Treat her like a roastie then dump her ass

3 step plan:
1 Kick her out
2 Kick him in the scrote so hard he'll taste ball sweat for a week
3 Move on

If real you just tell her as calmly and sternly as you can that she's a disappointing whore and you don't want her in your life in any capacity.

Revenge is petty and makes you look like a fag.

make sure you copy the ims
if you want to confront her be civil and normal
if you can't control your temper make a plan b
send her screen shots without replying to anything she sends
avoid calls, emails, texts, whatever for 3 days
let her know that you are glad you found out now, because trust me, when a woman figures out that she can do this shit and lies with ease, she will not stop. guaranteed

This.
Be alpha.

t. roastie

You have to be 18+ to post on 4chinz, user

Dump the whore and move on. It's all you can do.

roll ing for this desu

Take a day off, get some friends around to help pack your shit and leave.
Cut your losses

roll

fuckin infants!

we wuz around when sms was a microsoft utility

>SECOND THING: Tell someone.

You have to be double decker certain they won't blab.

Set up another drug deal and have him arrested, or have him give her much more powerful drugs and have your girlfriend overdose, and then send the texts to the police and have him arrested.

lawyer up
hit the gym
forget the whore
drown in pussy

how does it feel knowing that you're a cuck

Not married? No problem! Move the fuck out!
Not cohabitants? No problem! Change your locks and block her on all social media!
Married? Sorry m8 but you're fucked, she's entitled to half or more of all your shit despite betraying her oaths!

This is not Sup Forums take this shit to /r9k/ or /adv/.

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Put everything yours offshore , and quit her.
If she's richer than you take her shit

lol enjoy your AIDS

Women are more sexually valuable and know they are, all her female friends and most of her male friends will defend her if he does anything that can frame her as the victim, justified by "he wasn't fulfilling her needs".

t. I fuck married women sometimes

Funny thing is he always used to excoriate one of our friends who had a new grindr date every night. Silly me, didn't realize he was really saying "as long as it's the same guy it's fine"

this, OP is a faggot, his partner is a faggot and fags are degenerate sex-obsessed whores

Leave her, let her know you know about her whoring and drugging. Then go get over her by slaying some sluts and move on to replacing her as soon as you can.

Start stashing some $ away now so you can afford a robo-waifu in a few years if all else fails.

I wish there was a way I could poison you through your computer

>when you post cuck memes on Cambodian mud scribble forum but then you're the cuck

Sup cucklord

Not politics faggot

This.
>kiss her on the cheek
>smells like cheese
>sticky white stuff comes off of it when you remove your lips

...

Women are fantastic liars. They shit-test you with meaningless and obvious lies on purpose so you'll bust them and then assume they are awful liars who can never get one past you. Then 18 years later you find out her baby isn't yours.

What would smell like cheese?

You have been visited by the phantom of Ortega

>take her on late night drive
>go up a canyon road
>get her to step out of the car
>drive home alone

This message brought to you by s/o/cal

She really does not love you or love you, a person who loves another does not put the horns, leave it and take some time, then you look for a good girl who respects herself (not a whore) with traditional values and that you really love

Why stop there? He should rub his tongue in between her toes. Cool as a cucumber ;)

>in relationship for about a year. She lets me check her phone, she stays away from other guys, she is paying for and taking me on a 2 week vacation.
Find a real woman user, they're out there. You can't go to them though, just be yourself and let them come to you. Be the fuckboi, then give her everything she wants. Let go a your pride and be a family unit, not just an individual.

The best revenge you can do is just walk out, not talk to her ever again and avoid her like a plague. It's important that you never explain why you are leaving - this will eat her up inside for years. She wasted six of yours, waste hers too. I know how she'll react coz I'm a woman.

Are you also a cheating whore

what kind of fucking faggot calls their girlfriend their partner

the guy is french

What I wanna know is, what does this have to do with politics?

Oh thats right FUCKING NOTHING

GO TO /adv/ YOU FUCKING KEK AND TAKE YOUR SHIT THREAD WITH YOU

itt: many idiots believing it is about a girl
goys ... please .. he said he is a guy and the partner is a guy too. Just leave him be. He is a faggot and deserved it. No real love between degenerates...

you know the rules....TITS or GTFO

dump some nudes of her

faggots will hang

OP IS IRONICALLY A FAGGOT

THIS IS NOT A WOMEN ITS A MAN AND OP IS A FAGGOTNO SHIT FAGGOTS CANT STAY MONOGAMOUS

>>SAGE AND ABANDON THREAD
SAGE AND ABANDON THREAD
>>SAGE AND ABANDON THREAD
SAGE AND ABANDON THREAD

Possibly won't kill her then he's up for attempted murder.

i have many gay friends and NOT ONE of them had a monogamous relationship. they were either in open relationships, having 3-somes every other day or cheating on each other.

contrary to all the people in this thread with no reading comprehension are telling you, if you want to avoid being cheated on, here is my advice: get a woman

gay men have too much sexual freedom and love cock too much

conversely, with lesbians, they sometimes stop having sex at all (bed death)

if you want to be in a gay relationship, you have to suffer the consequences of not having a male-female balance

orly? Tits or GTFO
also: it's a gay couple ... so nobody needs you, attention whore.
Nimm dein (you) und troll dich.
>pic related

>OP is a faggot
No worries, they're incapable of having monogamous relationships. I'm surprised you didn't see this coming desu
Go fuck another faggot and move on.

Why do drawings keep making me feel things

Drop her. You will be cucked if not. She will try to fix things. Stay strong. Rebuild yourself. Grow stronger, train, get big. Learn the lesson, and find another woman.

You deserve better. Never forget that.

You're right to hate what I'm saying and even hate me, but it would be dumb to ignore it.

stop being a faggy woman you cunt
just get a divorse like a real man and leave her with nothing..

Roll

>asking politely to step out of car
>not jumping out last second yourself while the car with the slut spins out off a cliff
You Southerners were always weak low test fuccbois.

Love, n/o/rcal

This, it's a faggot.

Fags are not monogamous. How do fags not understand other fags?

nigger

This & Leave.

this is now a Grizzly thread,
post your grizzlies

Get as much proof as you can to hold in court Incase she pulls any kind of shit