Explain an anime plot poorly

Explain an anime plot poorly.

Kids are gay and Squealer did nothing wrong.

Monsta Cardo

>this thread again

"this thread" happens like 3 or 4 times a week for the past 10 years. how new are you?

>Accept contract
>Become Meguca
>Everyone dies

"this thread" usually tacks on a few new funny variations every time.

Guy gets some dragon pussy but really the only good thing around is the music.

And now it's on twitter it's time to stop.

okay? anime is on twitter too, so we should stop watching that as well?

>lesbian goes full bill murray to get friend zoned by god.

"we literally put every genre in here so you fuckers would like it, it's high school sol meets mecha meets harem meets political thriller meets supernatural powers plus a ripoff of insturmentality"

Dragon Crisis or maybe Tales of earthsea

What is this one?

carli-carlito?

Guy gets cockblocked by death

Sounds like Code Geass.

After dying, boy kidnaps God and works part-time. They both begin to drink heavily.
Directed by Michael Bay.

what? I honestly have no idea

Gary Stu uses military prowess and oodles of literary references to acquire a harem of completely psychotic nutjobs

Bunch of retards try to start a war against each others and another bunch of retards post in a imageboar complaining that they didn't undertand the plot

Valvrave

Guy beats people to death alot with his bare hands and meets a girl that likes flowers.

Easy. That's KonoSuba.

Konosuba

Faggots tried to be smart by acting stupid without realize that they're actually stupid.

The MC have to choose between a tomato and a bitch.

Ding ding ding.

haruhi?

holy fug i don't know any of these....i'll try

the quantico of ninjas hires children with magic powers and two of them are descendents of legendary people. They don't know this and become enemies but later they realize they are in love and a third enemy arises.

shin sekai yori

MC joins a military organization fighting against the Titans, eventually gains the power to transform in a giant.

Are you even trying?

ding ding ding

i actually liked it overall but the majority of R2 (barring the china arc and the last couple episodes, which alone made up for it) were all over the place

Cromartie?

>Code Geass

I'm guessing you don't know the answer.

Durarara?

Best waifu teams up with merchant for adventure

Grisaia?

1. Scrodinger dog
2. Mc is just the best
3. Retard annoys hitman

a show centered around three teens deals with depression and escapism

Nope
Protip: Protagonist want's to fuck his big sister and his main skill are warning shots

Reconguista?

the 2016 powerpuff girls reboot

Yup

Captain Martin Walker relives his nightmare as a high school girl.

Failure 4 have roof because villains pity

of course not

Unlucky midget waste all his time and money chasing a girl that hates him and leads him around by his dick

What is this twitter Sup Forums thread? Fuck off.

Very good!

Big news: anime has hit twitter and Sup Forums isn't a secret club. Everyone knows about this website.

Guy who likes swords swords too hard.

Everybody dies, the whole war was meaningless.

Kill yourself.

>secret club

A girl who murdered her crush in cold blood spends her time at school feeding the psychotic delusions of her kouhai while also submitting herself to the whims of another girl with large breasts and a suggestive name.

Heaven's Feel

Yeah

Sup Forums is already lost - stop being delusional. There's already a new secret club where no normies go anyway.

Z Gundam

>for the past 10 years.
Way more recent than that.

Swordless sword retrives swords

Girls messes everything up with Meme magic gone bad

Katanagatari

Narcoleptic, invisible catgirl.

>normies
see

>*No one goes anyway.

I know its durarara, but thats not even an accurate description

lesbians fight dragons

Someone has to pay for your crime, Walker. Who's it gonna be?

>gears of war
>umad
This image is from 2011 or maybe even earlier. Sup Forums was already awful and hopeless back then.

Kirito re-rolls and makes a lich

What's wrong with "normies". Or do you just like the word "casual" more?

Don't post twitter on Sup Forums.

racist bitch finds out she's part of the minority group that she's been discriminating. she then proceeds to become top alpha bitch

Porn is illegal, gustapo take you away if you go against government.

Guy calls girl from alternate universe and wants to fuck her.

Lurk moar.

Cross Ange.

Over meme?

overlord

shimoneta

without a doubt, Overlord

correct

Correct.

Maou? Mc has 7 sluts

yea lad

...

Viper GTS

>kekpic
And Twitter shit, fuck off to .

5 magical girls undergo space adventures while doing ad for cars

Yamada
Cross Ange

I didn't mean to hurt anybody!

yes it Cross Ange

Well, what's wrong with the word normies?
Is because frogposting isn't it?

girl races podracer for wish

Magical girl uses power of cards to fight for friendship

Boy is slowly stripped from his gender identity and sexuality by everyone around him and is cute, CUTE!

Takes place in a world where gustatory cells are linked to erogenous zones.

>normies
You would know if you had lurked for a single day.
Fuck off or kill yourself.

WIXOSS?

I got a good one. A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE

Adam Jensen goes on an underground adventure to discover hopelessness while Mario's pet dragon kills literally everyone.

Souma