ITT: Your Ideal Selves

I wish to be Shinka.

Who do YOU wish to be and why?

Why?

every harem protagonist

So I can get fucked by a new nigger every day of the week.

cause shes hot

Gundam

Why?

Because she's cute

Rugarell pls go

I'd enjoy being a rich girl that bullies the less fortunate lapdogs.

>ywn live in a small comfy japanese village with your best bro, his leggy sister who has a crush on you, and an eccentric big titted heir to a candy empire

his life seems comfy as fuck

Nah my dick's bigger than his.

Why not just be the big titted heir?

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>Not wanting to be a JoJo
It's like you fags are gay

- Average strength of his age
- Filthy rich
- Doesn't talk much
- Have wide range of connection
- Live in a small island (opt)
- Have combat butlers

Dunno, Nagi's grandfather?

are you girl?

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cause maybe he wants to fuck the big titted heir

Wants the knot.

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I am if you want me to be~

>wanting to be a paper bag

I just want to be happy ;_;

Jokes on you, your dick doesn't even work.

Why not just be the big titted heir and get fucked?

>- Have combat butlers
Combat maidos are better choice.

Char, because nothing feels better than revenge.

also so I can come here to laugh at you

Renchon

>being cute loli
>living beautiful small town
>having nice friends

I'll be the worst girl in the show, but at least my waifu will love me

This is literally me.

But you'd be autistic and have PTSD.

That's already the case.

Same as you, OP.

Mah nigga.

I want to be Sakura.

Me too

I want to be Shinka and be gangbanged by several Futa Shinkas.

PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

I want to be cute and endearing.

Definitely Shinka.

Her looks are perfect for who I'd want to be as a girl/woman.
I'd love to tease and abuse my beauty while in actuality being pretty hard to get.
Unfortunately for you, if I decide to hook up with you it's with condoms only since I value myself enough to not throw my life away for stupid reasons.
If we end up in a relationship and I trust you enough I'll let you do it raw and cum inside me while I leglock you and we hold hands with interlocking fingers while we kiss a lot and it'll be the greatest feeling you'll ever have.
I do want to have kids, so if the relationship works out and I decide you're good enough to marry and you're ready to have kids, I will stop taking birth control and we will breed like rabbits. To get to this point you have to be a pretty great guy which allows me to be your ever loyal wife and let you mark me as your woman over and over again. If you're into it, we will never use birth control again and you can fill me up as much as you want every time we do it.

>interlocking fingers while we kiss a lot
What the fuck is wrong with you? I want to be gangraped by Sup Forums and even I think you're fucked up.

>condoms
>wants kids
>teasing bitch
You managed to make Shinka unattractive to me.
Impressive.

You're breaking my heart, user.

I'm sure you'd find plenty of anons willing to start a family with you.

>wants to be a girl
>wants to act like the exact kind of girl most people hate
Fucking typical.

If only you were a girl. I would cut down the rest of this board to have you.

>imba mahjong skills
>huge big titted girlfriend who's also your teammate
>prosperous world full of lesbian fun times
>life goal of earning the respect of nee-chan
>oodles of friends to share happy and dramatic times with
Being Saki would be pretty sweet.

I want to be this guy. Since he feels nothing...

>stuck in perpetual time loop because of eternally lazy author
Good luck Saki.

>time loop
Wait what? You're just talking about the author being slow to release new chapters, right? Right?

Yeah. I made jokes back in 2012 Saki threads about how many years it would take for Saki and Teru to play each other. Needless to say those jokes were highly optimistic.

It's depressing that the author keeps on making a million spin-off stories instead of just getting on with finishing the finals. At this rate it seems like we'll be lucky to have the next Zenkoku-hen before the end of 2018.

It's fun to dream. We can only hope you will find the girl version of me and you two hit it off. Fighto!

Seems like I'm not your type of not actually a girl girl.
Out of curiosity, what type of girl would you want?

>Out of curiosity, what type of girl would you want?
Remove the line:
>I'd love to tease and abuse my beauty while in actuality being pretty hard to get.
and it's almost perfect desu.

I'd want someone who's energetic and upbeat, not afraid to look like an idiot, and capable of admitting to being wrong without getting on the defensive. Great looks are a plus obviously.

>he doesn't want to be teased and abused by Shinka
Get this legitimate homosexual off these premises.

>wanting a "don't hit on me you silly boys!" slut to tug your chain for complements and attention then leave you blue-balled to go fuck some chads

No thanks.

If it's Shinka, yes.

>2018

She'd still be 3D.

>Be a two faced bitch.
>You are now Shinla.

>be a self-denying tsundere
>you are now Lelouch

>Be a tripfaggot
>Kill yourself

This is my ideal self

>Remove the line
I really can't since I know how much I love to do it. Being pretty and playfully teasing others is great. I'd love to wink at people if I'm thanking them and watch them become happy because of such a little gesture and similar stuff. Plus I wouldn't mind getting some benefits here and there as long as I don't betray my views and never start getting lazy and become unambitious.
Though I know where to draw the line. I'd never want to cause others harm or give them the feeling that they'd have an actual chance when they don't. If someone gives me a present, I'd accept it since presents are great. If he keeps wasting his money to give me presents just to get in my pants I'd tell him to stop.

>I'd want someone who's energetic and upbeat, not afraid to look like an idiot, and capable of admitting to being wrong without getting on the defensive.
I feel like saying I am all of these would be pretty narcissistic and I don't want to advertise myself too much. Though I do like fun.

What a proper, fine-looking lady.
I see you have high aspirations user, not at all like that slutty Shinkanon.

I wish to be the little girl.

Close your eyes and get on the bed.

>filthy rich that my bodyguard can afford a jet
>is in a mafia
>mom makes big company CEOs kneel for her
>in a relationship with a yakuza heir
>friends with Princess notmyTwin

Don't worry user, I'm with you on this one~
ONIISAMA~

Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed? POMF=3

How true is that Sup Forums wants to be a little girl?

95% true
There are some girls that want to be the big sisters.

I'd take you even if you weren't a girl.

Every day of my life I wish I was Kinzo.

He revived his family
he fucked bitches
he had a sick ass private island
and
he is the god damn Goldsmith

I wish I was Kinzo.

Setsuna go to bed.

We already are.

Leave him, he's a fucking disgusting deviant.

I pretend that I want to be a little girl to fit in on Sup Forums, but I really want to be a a cool onee-san that preys on little girls and boys.

I wish to be Gendo.

You want to have a questionably bisexual son that you neglect?

Yes, I'm already a jerk as it is so I'm one step closer to being a neglectful father although I doubt I'll ever become one.

And here I was thinking I'd like to be the opposite.

Don't give up yet, user! I believe in you and your dream to one day fail at raising another decent human being!

That thing you call a "human being" is far from being decent.

I wnna be Yume and fullfill my yuri dreams.

Crisis Core Sephiroth before he became insane.

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I wish to be Haruko Haruhara.

I believe in you, user. You will be able to neglect your son in the future.

I wish to be forgotten.

The joys of being a jerk and a father.

He just ddn't want to hurt him, user.

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>Sup Forumsnon is a better girl than real girls

He just wanted to help his friends ;_;

Nice one

No, I just don't want to be killed whenever I dropped a pencil, torn a paper or open a faucet.

wouldnt mind being this girl from persona 5

You're cute, user.

I would imagine her spirit animal to be Macaron from the anime, Amagi Brilliant Park.