Be Australian

[Joseph Campbell]

>be Australian
>go to jail for not wearing a helmet while riding a bike
>go to jail for not getting a picnic permit
>go to jail for not registering my party with the police
>go to jail for letting someone into a pub after 1am
>go to jail for serving drinks after 3am [1]
>go to jail for owning airsoft or paintball gun without a permit
>go to jail for playing Hotline Miami 2, Manhunt, Postal 2 or the uncensored South Park game [2]
>go to jail for trying to release version of Fallout 3 where morphine is called morphine instead of "Med-X" [3]
>go to jail for drawing or downloading Simpsons porn because fictional characters are people [4][5][6]
>go to jail for owning books you can buy from bookstores including 1800s erotic novels [7]
>go to jail for trying to import or sell porn with female ejaculation, watersports, bondage, spanking or candlewax [8]
>go to jail for "posting anti-Semitic videos online" [9][10]
>go to jail for watching Ken Park or A Serbian Film [11][12]
>go to jail for watching the uncensored versions of Caligula or Pink Flamingos

[Caleb Edwards]

1. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_lockout_laws
2. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
3. reuters.com/article/us-videogames-fallout-idUSSP32920620080711
4. abc.net.au/news/2008-12-08/fake-simpsons-cartoon-is-child-porn-judge-rules/233562
5. theherald.com.au/story/493899/man-fined-for-downloading-simpsons-cartoon-porn/
6. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2010/01/simpsons-powerpuff-girls-porn-nets-jail-time-for-australian/
7. adelaidenow.com.au/news/national/child-porn-book-the-pearl-still-being-sold-in-australia-after-tasmanian-man-convicted-for-downloading-it/news-story/261d82984d1c1220f5f252071f60efb5
8 .crikey.com.au/2016/04/28/john-howards-history-chasing-waterfalls/
9. abc.net.au/news/2011-01-31/man-jailed-over-anti-semitic-video/1923924
10. baka.com.au/technology/technology-news/man-jailed-for-posting-antisemitic-video-online-20110131-1abm3.html
11. theage.com.au/articles/2003/07/03/1057179099732.html
12. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia

[Ian Johnson]

BUMP
replace 'baka' with 's m h'

[Jeremiah Clark]

the ausbros have really let shit slip mate. i know us kiwis are pretty poofy n shit, yeah nah. but chistsakes, sheilas be acting like blokes. cant even get drunk in a pub. FIFO is shit nowdays, no wonder we all go to thailand when we are on our off trips.

[Asher Martinez]

fucking shithole

[Xavier Lewis]

At least you won't go to jail for not calling it "her penis"

[Aiden Gutierrez]

>getting caught

[Chase Brooks]

Is that pic real

[Jason Lewis]

fake nigger

[Blake Hughes]

yeah, i spent a month in sydney last year. nice city with friendly people, but waayyy too authoritarian for my liking. isn't there some other law like being pulled over for random dui checks?