>be Australian
>go to jail for not wearing a helmet while riding a bike
>go to jail for not getting a picnic permit
>go to jail for not registering my party with the police
>go to jail for letting someone into a pub after 1am
>go to jail for serving drinks after 3am [1]
>go to jail for owning airsoft or paintball gun without a permit
>go to jail for playing Hotline Miami 2, Manhunt, Postal 2 or the uncensored South Park game [2]
>go to jail for trying to release version of Fallout 3 where morphine is called morphine instead of "Med-X" [3]
>go to jail for drawing or downloading Simpsons porn because fictional characters are people [4][5][6]
>go to jail for owning books you can buy from bookstores including 1800s erotic novels [7]
>go to jail for trying to import or sell porn with female ejaculation, watersports, bondage, spanking or candlewax [8]
>go to jail for "posting anti-Semitic videos online" [9][10]
>go to jail for watching Ken Park or A Serbian Film [11][12]
>go to jail for watching the uncensored versions of Caligula or Pink Flamingos
Be Australian
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the ausbros have really let shit slip mate. i know us kiwis are pretty poofy n shit, yeah nah. but chistsakes, sheilas be acting like blokes. cant even get drunk in a pub. FIFO is shit nowdays, no wonder we all go to thailand when we are on our off trips.
fucking shithole
At least you won't go to jail for not calling it "her penis"
>getting caught
Is that pic real
fake nigger
yeah, i spent a month in sydney last year. nice city with friendly people, but waayyy too authoritarian for my liking. isn't there some other law like being pulled over for random dui checks?
So you are saying these aussie bros would be in trouble for not wearing helmets?
But at least you're not shooting each other very often and toddlers can get sex-ed courses and guidance from the state
wew, lad. Spit my beer out when he came out of the gym butt ass naked
Lose all assets if you have 3kg of any cannabis plant material.
>be Australian
>go on vacation to America
>get shot
>call the police
>get shot
>die and have a large funeral
>everybody gets shot
my fucking sides
>go to doctors
>can't afford the shot
>they leave the bullets in
Quit your bitching. Your country is still over ninety percent white. You don't know what pain is until you're only a plurality.
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cops in australia will have dui vans on friday nights and shit to slow everyone down and
check random people that come past
Not a problem if you are under the limit.
just pointing out its regularity to ameribro. never considered it might not be something they do there.
Ah yeah. Any time a cop stops you they are supposed to do a breath check.
Are cops in America not allowed to check a drivers BAC?
Holy shit! That's fucking crazy.
That's fake and I got shitfaced in a Melbourne pub during the grand final and the weekend before.