This is not normal

This is not normal.

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Oh no, the market is innovating! Quick, regulate it to death!

It's perfectly normal you goy.

This is gonna be hacked in seconds.

What are you talking about, goy? Trust people other than yourself with access to your home!!!11!

Only racist NAZIS have anything to hide.

Do you guys literally have no friends?

>This is not normal.
On meth, it is.

That depends. If all your stuff is shit, it doesn't matter if someone enters your home to deliver a package.

It's like the whole 'civil partnership' thing where a woman can get 1/2 your stuff without being married. My stuff is all shit. I would gladly trade 1/2 my stuff for 2 years of sex.

This is Capitalism, nothing wrong with it.
A company is offering a service that some people may be willing to pay for.

IoT front door locks have been a thing for a few years now. Yes, they were badly made pieces of garbage, and yes they got cracked.

>hang lots of hitler shit everywhere
>nazi memorabilia
>mausers and nazi weapons
>build a shed on land full of this shit
>put amazon key on shed
>some antifa cunt destroys all the fash stuff
>have huge insurance policy
>civil suite against amazon
>bash the antifash while getting big civil suit dollars

Anyone dumb enough to pay to have their home burglarized by Jamal deserves it.

>capitalism
>nothing wrong with it

>Lets trust large companies that have had massive data breaches with sensitive data!

Even the piss bottles?

In Japan the entrance of your home where you change shoes is considered "outside" and door to door salesmen and nosy neighbors will often let themselves "in."

But I also find this proposal culturally repugnant. I don't lock my door to keep out theives, I do it so no one can see mai waifu.

I honestly do think though. Anyone who has a double front door setup. Like a locking patio before the main house door. Id be down with this.

>Buy metal lock box
>Chain to porch or whatever
>Leave note for mailman
>"Please put package in box and lock it, this tip is for you"
>Tape a dollar or two to the underside of the lid
>You are now the best part of the mailman's day and you don't pay hundreds of shekels to Amazon to have an easy access gulag door

hahahahaha.
fuck amazon.
>literally asking for your permission to spy and break into your home
the balls
so how does amazon get taken out?

Remember when Amazon was a great way to buy books they weren't available locally and not a dystopian megacorp ripped straight from the pages of cheesy science fiction? I miss those days

You're giving them a key, not sensible data. This is purely meat space.
Also, what leaks did Amazon have? I can't remember any.
Also, why can Amazon deliver a pink dragon dildo overnight, but my local council needs 2 weeks to respond to my request for a parking space?

>letting a poor deliveryman into your house full of valuables

lol

>theft is innovation

I’m sure amazon’s delivery driver is secret Antifa/leftists bring in packages and saw lot of right wing symbols and pictures then they start pissing or destroying inside and steal.

I don't even lock my front door and I live in PG county, Maryland.

I guarantee i could rig the thing to get inside.

This shit is dystopian and is simply a way for amazon to intrude on the home security market; this protects nothing at all. If someone wants to get in, they'll get in and exploits for these systems are always leaked publicly anyways.

The biggest thing about this: Amazon is starting to try their jewish fingers at the home security market. Amazon is literally trying to take over every market it seems like, then maybe one day we'll have a new government of Amazon,Google,Facebook,Microsoft with their own rules since they're private companies still.

O JOY 1984 HERE WE COME

I met some guys from Sup Forums once. Wanted to buy his ar15. Him and a 23 year old balding neet were on welfare. Renting out some broken down house. With no a/c or a toilet. Piss bottles everyone. 1990s pokemon bed dressing with cum stains.

Asked me for a loan for his new pc after l said l wouldnt buy his ar or caprice. Both in bad shape.
His piss bottle wall was massive.
How do you fucks live like this?
The fat one was from mlp and the balding one was Sup Forums

>>theft is innovation
stealing from your customers is a fantastic business idea!

here's a little life lesson for you: things work because of egoism. fucking over your customer is not in your interest.

This is just a way for them to get more revenue from people who can't easily have deliveries accepted. The starting $249 price for a piece of shit internet door lock and webcam is just a bonus.

It's not like they're forcing you into using it if you want to buy anything

>>letting a poor deliveryman into your house full of valuables
UPS drivers make 70-90k a year easy, they're not really poor. FedEx not as much but close.
I get your point though.

Yeah, I really want to spend over 200bux to have my home secured by some dumb market place that will let just about any random delivery boy into my house for the convenience of having packages in my front door.

>Millennials love it!

I thought millenials were broke? Where are they getting all this money to buy dumb shit to pay for a dumbshit service?

>REEEEE why is a private enterprise offering a voluntary service to consumers
>Sup Forums asshurt about innovation in capitalism once again

I guess it's to be expected from national (((socialists))).

The Year 2030
>Not at home ? Not a problem
As a prime cuck, get your wife's packages securely delivered inside her gaping vagina ! Plus, grant access to her vagina to all the people you trust, like little billy, jimmy, the dog walker, house cleaner, no more leaving a key under the mat.

>The Hot Wife Key is exclusive for cuck members in select cities and surrounding areas (Ahem, L.A.). To get started, purchase the Hot Wife Key to Pussy Kit starting at 8999 yuan. The kit includes: The Amazon Cuck Cloud Cam (Cuckold Edition) indoor security camera and a compatible smart lock from Kwikset or Yale

>the third worlders imported by Amazon to employ as delivery drivers are going to consider the best interests of the company when they see an opportunity to grab some shiny gibs
Why are libertarians so fucking retarded?

You have money to buy garbage on amazon when you can't afford a house.
t. my life

So amazon wants me to pay them to have access to my house... interesting.

this is an entirely new level of trolling

>You're giving them just a key, not sensible data
>You're giving them access to the front door
>No big deal
>I also let random people in my house without anyone checking on them
>JUST

>Also, what leaks did Amazon have?
Amazon itself shouldn't have access to my home, wtf
Just like Joogle and all the other sites that were surely funded with 3-letter-soup money and now are doing what they were supposed to do. Invade privacy everywhere.

And then they are fired and tried, assuming Amazon would hire them in the first place.

Who cares. If people are dumb enough that they want Alexa in their house, might as well have a system that allows intruders as well.

Let stupid people be stupid if it's at their own expense. No reason for nanny-state to tell them not to.

Why do you think they're broke? They spend their money on stupid shit like this and then blame boomers for the fact that they don't have money left to pay for the electricity to power it, since they paid for this and the hot new tablet and alexa.

This will make the bugmen very, very happy.

A more serious risk is if (when) these things end up with a bunch of unpatched known exploits and anyone gets to slip in and out unnoticed after following some simple instructions on the internet.

Because gov'ts are made of inept busybodies that have no real incentive to innovate or even do the bare minimum to keep their constituents happy.

>person cuts chain when you're jerking off to trap porn

You do realize heavy safes can get stolen too when the person is gone for too long, right?

You know, as opposed to the state's "services", no one is forcing you to partake in this one.

Letting Amazon control your doors,having Amazon monitor when you leave your bouse,.

Amazon Prime members can now enjoy convenient and safer burglaries.

you cant get away with burglary when you are being GPS tracked.

>humans are always 100% rational
>implying the person getting the package is always the customer
>No business has ever made any money fucking over a consumer.

I always have an airlock in rust

How about instead of giving them our keys we just make house mounted turrets legal so no one steals our shit when we’re at work
Or better yet
Deliver AFTER WORK AT 6pm

Coming soon: Amazon Cuck

You can order a bull (pre-prepped for an extra fee) delivered to your home in less than an hour while you are at work.

>literally let fucking strangers access to your home
holy shit

I have Amazon prime, but giving Jeff Bezos the ability to unlock my front door remotely is going to be a solid no.

Fuck off, retard. Corporations do not have the right to offer services to 'consumers'. They only have the permitted ability to sell resources to small business, who in turn supply the Volk.

This is not either

'President Donald Trump on Wednesday signed an executive order designed to speed the approval of drone flights over crowds and for longer distances. '

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Skynet is live. Have fun y'all
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>my child got murdered
>it's alright though, since the murderer got caught afterwards
this is what you sound like. Go choke on Alisa Rosenbaum's BJC

>trusting jewish courts and jewish (((insirance comlanies)))
yesss yes, good goyim!

Only really fucking stupid people will accept this and they will 100% deserve it when they got robbed, murdered, raped, and assaulted. What a fucking retarded idea.

Well l aint really invested l just want lots of moolah

>shit gets stolen
>it's caught on the Amazon camera
>Amazon wanting to avoid legal shit pays you back
>that delivery person never works again

What's the problem? Like other than being weirded out by it and not wanting (which you don't, it isn't mandatory).

>Deliver AFTER WORK AT 6pm

They've been offering evening deliveries in some cases for a while now. But it's quite a short window given how much stuff they ship out.

>Amazon see the cops at you door and unlocks your door

>They had no warrant, Amazon let us in since you allowed Amazon to dictate whom may enter your house.

take out the CIA and you take out amazon
take out tavistock and you take out the CIA's handler
you live on the same landmass as tavistock, i don't

Pretty much this. They make some money. And thats a long busy job, I'm sure most of them, are more worried about finishing the rest of the runs for the day than what ever shit is in your house. And they're kept track of too.
I mean I would never buy into this shit but I live in the country no one's gonna fuck with my stuff. but I don't forsee delivery man theft being a huge problem.

Id like to be a fly on that courtroom wall.

yes, people are always rational
and long term no company survives fucking customers over, unlike the state

I don't get it

Oh. You can afford a house. People I know are paying close to $2,000 for rent on a stacked box when that's a $400,000 mortgage.

> can't distinguish the abstract from the concrete

you're either 14 or an uneducated pleb

all of thise companies collusion with (((the government))) has been from their inception and is the sole reason why they were (((successful)))
government engineering through corporate communism

There's inevitably some sort of terms of service agreement with a waiver of liability.

I don't think it will be that simple. A large company with deep pockets would not roll out a service like this if there was a potential of having their asses sued by their customers. I'm sure there will be cases though.

Of course no one wants to look up how it technically works. Its not like a driver has a key to your house. It also allows a owner to temporarily grant access to someone with their phone. For people who actually have friends or family this could be useful, but a hidden key works just as well.

I sure as fuck wouldn't get it, but the process is fairly impressive.

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this exactly where its going. amazon might even call the cops if your history has purchased items they find "suspicious".

>Corporate bootlickers
Every time

>I read a first year economics textbook
>that makes me educated!
kys faggot

Half the people signing up to this will have already paid to put one of Amazon's microphones in their home.

You should not talk about your parents in that manner.

The only way I'm giving Amazon a key to anything would be a steel job box bolted to a concrete slab outside.
No way I'm showing (((them))) the $50,000 worth of guns and ammo laying around.

I'd be concerned if it was mandatory and not opt-in. Who cares if morons want to inflict this on themselves?

How the fuck do you actually believe that? The average bugman does not make rational decisions, they are entirely controlled by ads and corporate brainwashing. Personally, I dont care, I have no issue with capitalism for the most part, or with businesses selling retarded services such as this, but to pretend that the average bugman makes rational economic decisions is just preposterous. Capitalism is not self regulating in that respect, libertarians and ancaps give consumers WAY too much credit. Whoever buys this deserves whatever happens to their home though, there is no reason to regulate it.

this would already take off NOW why are you sitting on this multibillion dollar idea

>remember the days when brownskins knew their place and you could leave your doors unlocked??
>a delivery company putting items inside your door? NOT NORMAL!!!!!

lol at Sup Forums

What does having friends have to do with letting amazon watch your house and let people inside? You fucking shills don't even try anymore.

The thing is, door locks don't get replaced regularly like other consumer electronics, and there's no way in hell that these things are going to be supported with security patches for more than a few years by the manufacturer.

Shut up Craig. You disgusting fuck. No one wants your rusted 84 caprice.

EULA
>were are not fucking responsible for fucking anything go fuck yourself
>b-b-but
>we are DIGITAL company we can write ANYTHING we want into EULA, seriously check it up all digital EULAs are like that.

i can already hear their chattering clicks of their bugspeak

>he doesn't live in a white neighborhood where you can still leave your door unlocked

laughinggrills.jpeg

>mfw amazon and google merge into the worlds ever largest super-corp
>mfw the beast becomes real
>mfw mark cuckerberg is actually a robot and will be the anti-christ

>totally missing the point
>par for the course on Sup Forums

lol at Sup Forums

what if he forgets to lock when he goes out because he receives a call or he simply didn't apply enough force? or is the door auto lockable?

services like this have existed at most japanese apartments for decades. maybe if america wasn't such a crime nigger-infested place, people wouldn't be freaking out so much.

Pro-tip: in the line beneath your address line, you can put instructions for the deliverer. For example- LEAVE ON FAR SIDE OF STAIRS. This is what I did so thieves didn't see my packages. Actually worked pretty well when they actually followed the instructions.

this
but honestly, considering the type of bugperson who would seriously think this is a thing to sign up for, they deserve every last bit of raping they receive

t. CIA nigger

So what will they do after that?

Amazon Assistent
>We will go to your bedroom and measure your and your wife's clothing, so that you do not need to enter that data yourself.
>Only $499 per month
>And only available to cuck we meant Prime members
>Paying us so that they are allowed to buy certain products from us

>not writing redpills in the instructions
>HILLARY CLINTON MURDERED VINCE FOSTER

Yes, but people over estimate criminals.

For example, most locks on houses are easy as fuck to open in like 1 minute or less with either a bump key, lock-pick tool or drill by anyone that has skill. People still trust them though. Unless you have a high-end lock like Medeco or similar.

92% of burglaries are either from forced entry or from people just walking in an unlocked door. Basically less than 8% bother with more sophisticated techniques. Most niggers will just break a window or break the door. It's faster.